Chapter 282: Chapter 282: Birds of a Feather Flock Together, Setting an Ambush; Your Husband is Here!
"I want Xi Zuzi to spit blood, lose all her hair, break both her hands, become unrecognizable... unable to live, unable to die!"
Nangong Meng blurted out her true thoughts in one breath.
Zhang Shensuan raised an eyebrow, his wiry face twisted like a pretzel, and laughed sinisterly: "I like people like you, Miss Meng."
"Hmph, what’s so fun about dying, just stretch out your legs and close your eyes, and you don’t know anything, no pain, no itch. She slammed my face into the ground and snatched away the man I liked, why should I let her off so easily!"
"Haha, very good. I quite admire your method of tormenting people. It’s just that the difficulty of the spell is a bit higher than just killing her..."
"Isn’t it just money? I have plenty of money!"
Nangong Meng grandly threw out another large check.
Zhang Shensuan stroked his beard and laughed: "In three days, you’ll see the results! Burn this piece of talisman paper and let her drink it. I will set a death gate in the northwest direction, then find a way to lead her northwest..."
Northwest?
Nangong Meng calculated the terrain of Qingcheng in her mind.
That’s not difficult, but how could she make Xi Zuzi drink the talisman paper water?
"Are you sure this will work?"
"Rest assured, as long as you do these two things, I guarantee you’ll get the result you want. Since the day I started, Zhang Shen has never miscalculated!"
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Three days until the college entrance exam.
The intense review sessions have nearly driven the senior students insane.
Twelve years of hard study felt like a taut string in their minds, and someone was forcibly tightening it even further.
Any more pressure and it might snap at any moment!
Xing Yue felt for everyone and told the students they could study at home if needed, rather than being forced to stay in the classroom.
That afternoon, someone excitedly ran into the East Sea Class: "Hey, tonight your new idol—Brother Lang Yue’s street dance tour will be streamed live! The class next door has booked ’Ice Point’ bar and invited us to watch together!"
The girls were intrigued: "Really, Brother Lang Yue’s tour is usually seen live or recorded, but to have a live stream tonight is amazing, who knows when we’ll get another chance like this!"
"The screen at the bar is huge, and the live stream will be cast at life-size, it’s like Brother Lang Yue is giving us a private tour show! Ahhh, I want to go and lick the screen!"
"Oh my god, life-size, I’ll be blissfully watching Lang Yue hubby’s long legs and small waist swaying right in front of me, I want to lick the screen too!"
"I have to go, my hubby’s dance moves will definitely boost my exam score by ten points!"
Wu Minghao sneered at these star-chasing girls: "You better not, going to a bar before the college entrance exam, are you asking for trouble?"
"Oh, of course, we won’t drink alcohol, just juices, milk teas, and cold drinks! But if Brother Hao likes Wahaha or sour milk, that’s fine too!"
"Brother Hao, could it be you’re just jealous of Brother Lang Yue’s abs and you’re just a fatso?"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Wu Minghao was fuming: "Little Ancestor, look at these fangirls, they’re all bullying me!"
Xi Zuzi rested her chin, her big eyes filled with some confusion: "What’s so good about the moon? Why are they so excited, calling the moon brother? Calling him brother is fine, but hubby doesn’t that mess up the generations?"
Wu Minghao calmed down, smiling like a goofy dog: "Little Ancestor, Xi Langyue is your brother. When they call him hubby, it’s a fan nickname, not really husband or grandpa, hey Ancestor, don’t you have a favorite idol?"
Xi Zuzi thought seriously: "Idol, like the kind in a temple?"
If it’s the kind in a temple...
It seems people do worship ancestors as idols...
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