Lin Hai Ting Tao
Chapter 1033 Is This Even Possible?!
"Damn, this dog food came out of nowhere!"
"My eyes! I didn't expect to be force-fed so much affection while watching a ball game!"
"Woof woof woof!"
"Foul! That's a foul! Scoring a hat trick is one thing, but putting on a public display of affection is too much!"
"Officer, it's this guy, publicly displaying affection! Arrest him!"
"Zhou Yi scored a hat trick, and Borussia Dortmund is basically guaranteed to win. But why does my heart, as a Borussia Dortmund fan, ache so much..."
"Single dogs have suffered 10,000 points of critical damage!"
"This world is too unfriendly to single dogs!"
"Too cruel, too bloody! This is a public execution for single dogs!"
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Whether it was domestic or foreign social networks, all were filled with the wails of single dogs.
If the "wails" of single dogs were mostly a kind of jest, then the damage suffered by Bayern Munich fans was real...
He scored three goals alone at Bayern Munich's home ground, completing the first hat trick of his professional career, helping Borussia Dortmund to lead Bayern Munich 3:1, almost wiping out Bayern Munich's hope of equalizing the score, bringing them so much damage on the football field, and then he had to show off his love in front of them!
What did he take this game for!?
What did he take Bayern Munich for!?
What did he take the Allianz Arena for!?
So at this moment, although a warm "dog-abusing scene" was being staged in front of the Borussia Dortmund coaching bench, the entire Allianz Arena was filled with huge, ear-piercing boos that ruined the atmosphere.
At this moment, Bayern Munich fans in the Allianz Arena certainly did not expect that something even more infuriating was yet to come...
Zhou Yi completely ignored those angry boos, shared a long kiss with Kotana, and finally parted their lips. Both of them were a little red in the face from lack of oxygen and excitement.
Zhou Yi stared at Kotana, who was close at hand, looking at her blushing cheeks, feeling her breath spray onto his face with her heavy breathing.
He released Kotana, took a step back, then knelt on one knee, one hand pressed to his chest, looking up at Kotana, and said to her, "Now, Kotana, will you marry me?"
The Borussia Dortmund substitutes and coaches next to him were all excited when they heard Zhou Yi's words!
A proposal!
A live proposal!
Running over to kiss Kotana earlier was already over the top, now he's proposing on the spot, it's simply a foul!
And those TV viewers, even if they couldn't hear what Zhou Yi said, could they not guess what was happening when they saw Zhou Yi's actions?
If there were still those who didn't know, it didn't matter, there were commentators to explain it to them.
"A... a proposal?!" Even the well-informed Marcel Reif was taken aback.
He had seen fans come to the stadium to propose during halftime of a soccer game. But he had never seen a player proposing during a game, taking advantage of the goal celebration...
"Zhou Yi's performance has really subverted the inherent impression that many people have of Chinese people being shy and introverted... But congratulations to Zhou Yi, I hope he can succeed, you know, our German girls are not so easy to marry, haha!"
Duan Xin also laughed again: "Wow! Zhou Yi actually proposed to his girlfriend, Borussia Dortmund's team doctor Kotana, in public! This is really unexpected! But I don't think there is any more romantic proposal ceremony than this. At a critical moment in the fight for the league title, facing the strongest opponent, after completing an outstanding performance of scoring three goals alone, he went to his girlfriend to propose. These three goals are simply more precious tokens than any engagement ring!"
The internet was wailing again and again.
"My God! A proposal?!"
"You city people are too good at playing!"
"There's even this kind of operation?!"
"Showing affection earlier already killed all the single dogs, now it's even more flagellation!"
"Enough is enough! I'm going to turn off the TV to protest!"
"Woof woof woof?"
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Kotana knew that she had once told Zhou Yi to propose to her with a hat trick. But she didn't expect Zhou Yi to be so impatient, proposing to her at the same time as completing the hat trick. She had imagined Zhou Yi coming to her to propose with this matter after the game...
Now the idea she had originally come up with had backfired on her.
Zhou Yi was already kneeling on one knee in front of her, asking that question.
The people around were cheering and applauding, and there were countless people in front of the TV witnessing this moment.
The spotlight shone down from the sky, enveloping her, and everything outside was darkness.
However, Kotana was not the kind of person to be coy. Since Zhou Yi had fulfilled his promise, what reason did she have to reject such an outstanding man?
So she nodded: "You win, I do!"
"Wow!!" The onlookers around them shouted loudly, and some even hugged each other happily, as if they had successfully proposed.
Then Zhou Yi was pulled up, and the two kissed again.
Completing a deadly three-hit combo on single dogs.
The background music for this memorable moment was the huge boos of the Allianz Arena.
Bayern Munich fans were about to explode with anger – proposing to your girlfriend on our territory? What do you take us for?!
Bayern Munich players were also very angry, because Zhou Yi's antics made the celebration time far exceed the usual length...
They really couldn't figure out whether Zhou Yi was doing it on purpose, using the pretext of proposing to delay time. In their opinion, this cunning opponent was capable of anything for victory...
Someone ran to the referee to ask him to intervene.
Zweyer couldn't withstand the pressure from the Bayern Munich players and had no choice but to come to Zhou Yi.
But at this time, Zhou Yi had already completed the proposal, and kissing Kotana was just a long afterglow.
So when the referee found him, he released Kotana with a good attitude and signaled to the referee that they would return to the field immediately and would definitely not embarrass the referee.
Zweyer also expressed his great appreciation for Zhou Yi's understanding.
Originally, a proposal was a major life event, and it was already very bad for him to come out and disturb someone's major event, but now he had also gained the other party's understanding, so he was naturally in a good mood, and he unconsciously leaned more towards Zhou Yi in his heart.
So he didn't continue to urge him, let alone issue a warning.
He even had a smile on his face, seemingly infected by this romantic and happy atmosphere.
But this scene looked very unpleasant to Bayern Munich fans – are you a referee, shouldn't you be fair and impartial, what does this mean?!
The boos grew louder.
And Zhou Yi had already said goodbye to Kotana and the teammates in front of the bench, and returned to the field amid everyone's encouragement.
When he returned to the field, he was patted on the shoulder by other teammates, who gave Zhou Yi a thumbs up and praised Zhou Yi for being amazing.
A victory, a hat trick, made the best foil for this proposal. Choosing to propose at this time was simply too cool!
Zhou Yi's face was also filled with a happy smile, he had finally obtained Kotana's approval and was going to get married.
"You and Kotana must invite us to your wedding!" his teammates said to Zhou Yi.
Zhou Yi nodded repeatedly: "No problem, no problem! I'll invite everyone! Everyone come!"
And on the Borussia Dortmund bench, everyone was still talking about Zhou Yi's proposal just now.
"Awesome, simply too awesome!"
"Admire, admire to the extreme!"
Klopp smiled and shook his head, saying to the people around him, "That kid always has amazing moves, but this time it's really too amazing, I was taken aback."
"You thought he was coming to hug you..." Assistant coach Buvac smiled and teased Klopp.
Klopp scratched his nose embarrassedly, "He was going to propose to Kotana, so I forgive him!"
The people around laughed.
The Borussia Dortmund coaching bench and substitute bench were filled with a happy atmosphere. Now they were leading Bayern Munich 3:1 with two goals, and there were ten minutes left in the game. Bayern Munich would lose unless they scored two consecutive goals. Of course they had reason to laugh so happily.
If they win the game in the end, then today is really a good day - not only witnessed an extremely romantic proposal ceremony, but also returned to the standings and took the initiative in the league title fight with Bayern Munich, it is really a double happiness.