[Ding! Host has shocked the Heavenly Dao Sage Hongjun Ancestor, causing Hongjun Ancestor to lose a single strand of hair, earning a reward: a fragment of the Zixiao Palace!]
[Ding! Host has shocked the Grand Pure Sage Laozi, causing Laozi to lose a white whisker, earning a reward: the technique of "One Qi Transforms into Three Pure Ones," first layer!]
[Ding! Host has shocked the Jade Pure Sage Yuanshi Tianzun, causing Yuanshi Tianzun a slight headache, earning a reward: a fragment of the Yuxu Palace!]
[Ding! Host has shocked the Upper Pure Sage Tongtian Sect Master, causing Tongtian Sect Master's chronic leg pain from the Investiture of the Gods battle to recur, earning a reward: a pass to Biyou Palace!]
[Ding! Host has shocked the Mother of the Human Race, Empress Nuwa, causing Empress Nuwa to break her billion-year-old vow of silence, earning a reward: a pass to Wa Huang Palace!]
[Ding! Host has shocked the Great Cult Leader of the Western Teachings, Daoist Jieyin, causing Jieyin Daoist's Buddhist heart to waver for one ten-thousandth of a second, earning a reward: a pass to the Ten Billion Nine Directions Buddha Kingdom!]
[Ding! Host has shocked the Second Cult Leader of the Western Teachings, Daoist Zhunti, causing Zhunti Daoist's Dao heart to destabilize for two ten-thousandths of a second, earning a reward: a domain, the Cave of the Slanting Moon and Three Stars!]
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"Oh, my god? This breakthrough is really timely. I thought I would at least not be beaten to death and could continue to force my way into Buddhism. I didn't expect to shock so many people?"
"Alright, even the Seven Sages have been shocked and given such unimaginable rewards. Why should I care what others think?"
"System, no need to mention how the quasi-sages like Tathagata, the Jade Emperor, Zhenyuanzi, and Patriarch Styx were shocked. How can their rewards compare to these seven big brothers?"
"While everyone is speechless, tell me about that special reward you mentioned earlier. What exactly is it?"
"Don't tell me it's even better than the rewards given by these seven big brothers?"
While the sages of all heavens, quasi-sages like Tathagata and the Jade Emperor, the Buddhas of Spirit Mountain, the immortals of the Heavenly Court, and others were stunned into silence.
Sun Kong, this damned yet not dead monkey, still had the mood to flirt with the system.
This was understandable.
No matter how shocked Tathagata and the others were, they could not offer better rewards than the Seven Sages.
It was like having seven top tycoons offer him opportunities to inherit their fortunes; why would he even look at the offers of marriage into wealthy families given by the top ten local conglomerates?
Compared to the former, the latter was mere trash, naturally not attracting his interest.
[Ding! As per host's command, further descriptions of rewards for the shock of non-sage individuals will cease.]
[Ding! Because the host has shocked seven Sages, multiple quasi-sages, and countless Hunyuan Da Luo Golden Immortals, Taiyi Golden Immortals, Golden Immortals, etc., all at once, a special reward is hereby granted.]
[Except for the host's most fundamental bloodline, origin, cultivation technique, and innate spiritual treasures, all other insignificant spiritual treasures, artifacts, elixirs, etc., have been fused together to form a semi-Xiantian Supreme Treasure special spiritual treasure: The Journey to the West Gatling Gun.]
[Journey to the West Gatling Gun: Semi-Xiantian Supreme Treasure. Can fire single shots, can engage in group attacks, and can ignore the defense of any being below the Sage level. Each bullet consumes the magical power of a low-grade Hunyuan Da Luo Golden Immortal.]
[Advantages: Xiantian Supreme Treasure level rate of fire, no cooldown, no durability.]
[Disadvantages: If magical power is insufficient, forcing a shot will deduct from the host's magical power, potentially causing cultivation to fall back to that of a mortal. Host, please remember! Remember! And remember again!]
After delivering this astonishing speech, the system displayed the host's current status in a list format.
Host's Name: Sun Kong (Sun Wukong)
Host's Nicknames: Supreme and Peerless Great Sage of Flower Fruit Mountain, Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Pioneer of Shocking the Seven Sages, First Person to Make Tathagata Cry in Shock, First Person to Make the Jade Emperor Piss Himself in Shock.
Current Cultivation: Low-grade Hunyuan Da Luo Golden Immortal
Total Magical Power: Due to the host possessing Pangu's bloodline, having the origin of an innate god and demon, and having cultivated the Innate Chaos Technique, the magical power capacity within the body is equivalent to one hundred individuals of the same level.
Bloodline Concentration: Pangu's essence blood, 1 in 1 trillion, ranked 18th in the Great Desolation.
Origin Purity: Innate god and demon, 1 in 100 million, ranked 108th in the Great Desolation.
Fundamental Cultivation Technique: Innate Chaos Technique, classified as post-natal, innate, peak, supreme treasure, semi-supreme treasure level, ranked 2nd in the Great Desolation.
Learned Divine Abilities: Seventy-two Transformations, Manifestation of Form and Image, Clone Technique, Invisibility Technique, etc.
Existing Spiritual Treasures:
Journey to the West Gatling Gun—Semi-Xiantian Supreme Treasure.
Chaos Golden Cudgel—Peak Xiantian Spiritual Treasure, total weight 3.65 million jin, can grow and shrink, indestructible.
Chaos Somersault Cloud—Peak Xiantian Spiritual Treasure, one somersault covers 108,000 li.
Stored Elixirs:
None for now.
However, due to the host possessing Pangu's bloodline, he can use his blood as medicine to refine the Eighteen-Turn Pangu Golden Elixir, whose effects are over a hundred times that of Nine-Turn Golden Elixirs, Flat Peaches of Immortality, and other treasures.
A mortal consuming one will immediately ascend and become a Golden Immortal.
An immortal consuming one can ignore heavenly tribulations and break through a major realm below the Sage.
"Hiss! It's this terrifying!"
"I just shocked the Seven Sages in one go, it's not that big of a deal, why give me so many rewards? Aren't you afraid I'll become arrogant and complacent?"
"Goodness, this time the special reward is integrated with everything, it truly satisfies me. There are so many surprises?"
"The only pity is my Sky-Piercing Sun-Penetrating Bow, which I've only fired a few times, and the Palm Buddha Kingdom, which is even more powerful than Tathagata's original version, the Buddha's Light Illumination..."
"Although, it seems that the Journey to the West Gatling Gun surpasses everything, but I am a disciple of Buddhism, and it's a bit awkward not to know any Buddhist teachings, right?"
"Won't this hurt Tathagata and the two Western Teachings' leaders behind him too much?"
While the surrounding people were still dumbfounded, Sun Kong, with eyes full of joy, caressed this Journey to the West Gatling Gun, looking at this special spiritual treasure that fused countless treasures yet incorporated the internet memes of his previous life, tailor-made for him.
He was laughing so hard his face was contorting!
Even so, this fellow was still showing off, talking about how great he was and whether it would hurt Tathagata's pride or their heads.
He had no idea that such a display of getting the benefits and then complaining would instantly ignite the rage of every bystander, driving them to the brink of madness!
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"This damned monkey is actually not dead? And he's still mocking us?"
Tathagata Buddha, who always considered himself compassionate and magnanimous, was utterly furious.
He leaped up eighty thousand feet high!
"I'm done for, I'm really done for. I deployed Li Jing and the main forces of the Heavenly Court, and I couldn't even touch a single hair of this dead monkey. What's the point of sitting on the Jade Emperor's throne?"
The nominal supreme ruler of the Three Realms, the Jade Emperor, was also breaking down!
The leaders of the two factions who attacked Sun Kong this time were so incompetent, let alone others?
Guanyin's fur stood on end.
Puxian was astonished.
Manjushri shed tears.
...
Only Sun Kong was still there, fussing with his hairstyle in public!