"Little Spirit, do you really know the senior in the cave?"
Yun Zhaozhao's clear and pleasant voice rang out.
The little spirit monkey king nodded.
Yes, it knew that human better than anyone.
"Little Spirit, you are amazing! You actually know the senior in the cave!"
The little spirit monkey king puffed up with pride.
"Little Spirit, I understand now. You are the senior's guardian spirit beast, aren't you?"
Yun Zhaozhao's eyes lit up as she voiced her guess.
Little Spirit Monkey King.
￣へ￣
No, absolutely not!
That human was despicable and shameless, cunning and treacherous. What right did he have to be its master?
No, no, definitely not.
The little spirit monkey king shook its head vigorously, filled with righteous indignation.
Yun Zhaozhao.
(〃＇▽＇〃)
"Little Spirit, you're not the senior's guardian spirit beast? Oh, I understand. You're too weak right now, and the senior doesn't think highly of you! It's okay, Little Spirit. If you work hard and cultivate diligently, one day the senior will be moved by your sincerity and agree to take you as a spirit pet!"
The little beauty's encouragement warmed the monkey's heart... not at all!
Little Spirit Monkey King.
(╬￣皿￣)
Who wants to be that guy's spirit pet?
One day, it, the little spirit monkey king, would pin that hateful human to the ground and beat him black and blue with the Monkey's Iron Fist until he cried... Right, it would snatch the "Wuxiang Staff" too, hmph!
Seeing the "indignant" look on the little spirit monkey king's face, Yun Zhaozhao mistook it for disappointment and continued to comfort it.
"Little Spirit, I believe in you. As long as you work hard, you can definitely achieve your dream and become the senior's spirit pet!"
Little Spirit Monkey King.
(艹皿艹)
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Who wants to be a spirit pet? I have absolutely no interest!
Yun Zhaozhao encouraged it with full of energy.
"Little Spirit, go for it! Don't shake your head, you can do it!"
Little Spirit Monkey King.
(╯°Д°）╯︵┻━┻
Zhaozhao, don't misunderstand me. I'm shaking my head not because I can't do it, but because I don't want to be a spirit pet to that hateful human!
Damn it!
It's so frustrating not to be able to speak!
The little spirit monkey king was dejected and decided that it must find a way to learn to speak in the future.
After a while, Yun Zhaozhao spoke.
"Little Spirit, was your Monkey Spirit Wine given to you by this senior?"
The little spirit monkey king thought for a moment and then nodded.
Strictly speaking, the "Monkey Spirit Wine" was indeed given to the little spirit monkey king by Hao Ren.
However, one of the ingredients, "Monkey Wine," was provided by the little spirit monkey king.
The second ingredient, "Qi Gathering Pills," was also considered provided by the little spirit monkey king, as Hao Ren had snatched a bottle from it.
Little Spirit Monkey King.
(╯°Д°）╯︵┻━┻
It had the urge to flip the table again!
That hateful human!
The little spirit monkey king resolved in its heart that when it was strong enough, it would beat up Hao Ren and get revenge for today's humiliation.
Yun Zhaozhao was overjoyed. She blinked her beautiful big eyes and said expectantly,
"Little Spirit, the Monkey Spirit Wine is very helpful for my great uncle's injuries. Could you ask the senior to give us two more bottles?"
The little spirit monkey king looked at Yun Zhaozhao's expectant gaze and quickly patted its chest, assuring her.
"Jiji, jiji jiji..."
Don't worry, no problem!
Yun Zhaozhao.
(〃＇▽＇〃)
The beautiful female cultivator was very happy. She jumped up, hugged the little spirit monkey king, and gave it a kiss.
Little Spirit Monkey King.
(￣(∞)￣)
Breathing heavily, nostrils flared!
The most unbearable burden is a beauty's favor!
In the cave, Hao Ren witnessed the entire scene.
〒▽〒
Tears of sorrow, flowed uncontrollably.
As a "transmigrator," and a transmigrator with a "system," he was supposed to be the protagonist. How could he feel like the damned monkey was the one holding the "protagonist's script"?
Hao Ren hid in the cave, afraid to go out every day, cultivating with great hardship, and enduring excruciating pain. The little spirit monkey king had already reached the "pinnacle of monkey life," easily charming a beautiful female cultivator, who showered it with elixirs and kisses.
Why was there such a huge difference between a human and a monkey?
Damned monkey!
At this moment, eager to show off, the little spirit monkey king stood at the cave entrance and shouted, trying to lure Hao Ren out to help it make "Monkey Spirit Wine."
Hao Ren stood inside the cave, arms crossed, watching coldly.
Going out? Impossible!
Sorry, I've eaten enough "dog food" and can't move.
Uh...
Don't misunderstand, I'm not jealous of that damned monkey, I'm just, uh... well, anyway, I'm not going out, is that okay!
Hmph!
The little spirit monkey king shouted for a long time, but Hao Ren remained unmoved.
Yun Zhaozhao was a little disappointed.
It seemed the senior had no intention of coming out to see them.
In the end, with no other choice, Yun Zhaozhao and the little spirit monkey king could only leave two bottles of ordinary "Monkey Wine" at the cave entrance before departing.
After the human and monkey left, about half an hour later, Yun Zhaozhao returned alone.
She held a bottle of "Qi Gathering Pills" in her hand.
She walked to the cave entrance, placed the "Qi Gathering Pills" next to the "Monkey Wine," clasped her hands together, and said softly and piously.
"Senior, Little Spirit mentioned that Qi Gathering Pills are needed to make Monkey Spirit Wine... Senior, please help. My great uncle really needs the Monkey Spirit Wine. Zhaozhao begs you!"
Yun Zhaozhao waited for a while longer, and upon confirming that Hao Ren would not appear, she reluctantly left.
Hao Ren waited until Yun Zhaozhao was far away before stepping out of the cave.
Hao Ren first picked up the bottle of "Qi Gathering Pills" from the ground, opened it, and saw that it was full, containing ten pills.
One "Qi Gathering Pill" was needed to make a bottle of "Monkey Spirit Wine."
Two bottles required two.
This meant Hao Ren could profit by eight "Qi Gathering Pills" from this transaction.
Not bad, this business could be done!
Hao Ren took out two "Qi Gathering Pills," dropped them into the "Monkey Wine" respectively, and then performed the "Spirit Opening Incantation," effortlessly upgrading the two bottles of "Monkey Wine" into "Monkey Spirit Wine."
After finishing, Hao Ren, carrying the two bottles of "Monkey Spirit Wine," planned to give them to Yun Zhaozhao the next time she visited.
As Hao Ren entered the cave, more commotion was heard from outside.
Hao Ren looked back and saw that it was the little spirit monkey king.
Because of the "Minor Five Elements Formation" covering the cave, Hao Ren inside could see the little spirit monkey king, but the little spirit monkey king outside could not see Hao Ren.
The little spirit monkey king looked furtive, like a thief.
It tiptoed to the cave entrance, cautiously glanced around, and upon confirming that Hao Ren "had not discovered it," it actually exposed its little bird and peed towards the cave.
A stream of yellow liquid arced through the air and fell into the cave.
Hao Ren.
(╬◣д◢)
Wuxiang Staff!
Hao Ren took out the Wuxiang Staff, infused it with his true essence, activated its might, and a black staff shadow, carrying a domineering aura, fiercely struck towards the cave entrance.
Bang!
The little spirit monkey king was hit directly. It was sent flying, along with its stream of urine.
Before the little spirit monkey king could even land, Hao Ren rushed out of the cave like a whirlwind.
Mount Tai Press!
Black Tiger Digs Heart!
Cyclone Knee Break!
Monkey Steals a Peach!
Immortal Points the Way!
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