May 10th
Today, Wang Tenglong came again, and again, and again.
Yes, he's been coming for several consecutive days.
This Golden Core stage cultivator has no airs of a senior, he's simply a "big drunkard."
He has two life mottos.
First, anyone who can brew top-grade spiritual wine is a good person. What bad intentions could a good person have?
Second, people who like to drink are good people. What bad intentions could a good person have?
As a handsome guy who can brew top-grade spiritual wine and also likes to drink, I am naturally a good person among good people.
Once, Wang Tenglong got drunk. He grabbed my hand and said, patting his chest.
"Fellow Daoist, to tell you the truth, I admire you immensely!"
And just like that, I was admired by a great Golden Core cultivator.
Alas, as expected, someone as outstanding as me will shine wherever they go!
Today, Wang Tenglong came to see me. As usual, I treated him to "Monkey Spirit Wine."
Wang Tenglong was very polite. He said, "No, no, Fellow Daoist, I've drunk too much of your spiritual wine. I'm too embarrassed to drink more."
And then... Wang Tenglong happily started drinking.
The monkey seemed very displeased, squatting aside and baring its teeth at Wang Tenglong.
To appease it, and to "trick," cough, I mean, to get more "Monkey Wine" from it, I threw the "Formless Cudgel" to the monkey.
The monkey absolutely loves the "Formless Cudgel"!
Upon receiving the "Formless Cudgel," the monkey excitedly scratched its ears and cheeks, brandished the cudgel, and burrowed deep into the forest.
Silly monkey!
It's so happy just playing with a stick!
So incredibly silly!
Heh heh.
Uh...
For some reason, I suddenly thought of Yun Zhaozhao at this moment.
The incredibly silly monkey managed to hook up with Yun Zhaozhao.
This...
I looked at my left hand, then at my right hand, feeling inexplicably melancholic.
Wang Tenglong seemed to notice my low spirits and said heartily.
"Fellow Daoist, drink today while you have wine. Come, drink!"
I accompanied Wang Tenglong and finished a bottle of "Monkey Spirit Wine."
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, Wang Tenglong's favorability towards you +100]
Wang Tenglong is very stable emotionally. Every time I accompany him for a bottle of "Monkey Spirit Wine," his favorability increases by 100.
As steady as a dog, ah, as steady as a dragon!
May 11th
Early in the morning, the monkey arrived with the "Formless Cudgel." It also brought a lotus leaf package.
I had a bad premonition.
As expected, when the monkey opened the lotus leaf package, inside was a bloody, cylindrical object.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, your friend "Little Spirit Monkey King" has gifted you a "Wild Donkey's Nut"!]
(T_T)
Damn monkey, you're a little twisted, aren't you? Isn't it disgusting to always bring these things?
I used "body language" to give the monkey a profound "education of love."
The monkey shed "grateful" tears and limped away.
After the monkey left, Wang Tenglong arrived.
I treated Wang Tenglong to "Monkey Spirit Wine."
Wang Tenglong: "No, no, Fellow Daoist, I've drunk too much of your spiritual wine. I'm too embarrassed to drink more."
And then... Wang Tenglong happily started drinking.
Heh heh.
A man's mouth is a deceiving ghost!
While drinking with Wang Tenglong, I also bragged!
Wang Tenglong is indeed incredibly boastful. He said that when he was born, there were celestial anomalies, thunder and lightning, and countless lightning dragons appeared in the sky.
From birth, his body could automatically absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth.
...
Incredibly awesome!
This is the script of an "invincible" protagonist!
I even wanted to kneel and hug his leg.
After finishing a bottle of "Monkey Spirit Wine."
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, Wang Tenglong's favorability towards you +100]
As steady as a dragon!
May 12th
The monkey didn't come today. Perhaps it was moved by my "education of love" and is hiding in some corner reflecting!
Good, I am very pleased!
I hope the damn monkey can get a clue and stop bringing me "nuts"!
Otherwise, I really won't be able to resist using the "Formless Cudgel" to smash its monkey head!
"Formless Cudgel"...
Alas, where is my cudgel?
Damn it!
(T_T)
The damn monkey didn't return the "Formless Cudgel" to me yesterday!
How dare you embezzle my "Formless Cudgel," monkey, you are dead!
Next time we meet, I will definitely beat your shit out of you!
At noon, Wang Tenglong arrived.
Old routine, I brought out "Monkey Spirit Wine" to treat him.
To flatter Wang Tenglong, I prepared a lot of "Monkey Spirit Wine." For this, I even made a trade with the monkey.
Three "Qi Gathering Pills" in exchange for ten bottles of "Monkey Wine."
The monkey was unwilling, thinking my offer was too low.
I listened to its opinion and rephrased it: ten bottles of "Monkey Wine" in exchange for three "Qi Gathering Pills."
The monkey counted with its claws for a long time, and finally happily agreed.
Stupid monkey!
I handed the "Monkey Spirit Wine" to Wang Tenglong. Wang Tenglong waved his hand and refused: "Fellow Daoist, wait a moment, let me finish my 'opening remarks'... No, no, Fellow Daoist, I've drunk too much of your spiritual wine. I'm too embarrassed to drink more..."
Uh... This, is this the legendary sense of ritual?
After drinking, Wang Tenglong continued to brag to me.
This time, he talked about why he came here.
Originally, Wang Tenglong was reluctant to come. Drinking and practicing at "Nine Dragon Peak" was much more enjoyable. It was too tiring to run out.
As a result, the Sect Master himself issued an order, commanding Wang Tenglong to descend the mountain.
Wang Tenglong has an important mission this time: to pick someone up!
I had a bad premonition.
Nine Dragon Peak!
Could it be such a coincidence!
I remember the deceased undercover cultivator Xing Yidao, he was from "Nine Dragon Peak."
In fact, I guessed correctly. Wang Tenglong was indeed looking for Xing Yidao. Xing Yidao stole the "Curse Book," a treasure of the "Yuantong Divine Cult." Wang Tenglong said the "Curse Book" was very dangerous and must be brought back to "Nine Dragon Peak" for safekeeping.
I carefully observed Wang Tenglong's expression. He shouldn't have discovered that the "Curse Book" was on me.
Be careful!
I must hide the "Curse Book" well in the future!
May 13th
Early in the morning, the monkey came.
This guy has thick skin. After my "education of love" last time, it's only been two days, and it has completely recovered and is bouncing around again.
This time, the monkey brought another lotus leaf package.
Opening it, as expected, it was another bloody "nut."
Damn monkey, you're seeking death!
Settling old and new grudges together, I gave the monkey a double "education of love."
Mountain Pressing Down!
Black Tiger Steals the Heart!
Cyclone Knee Break!
Monkey Steals the Peach!
Immortal Points the Way!
...
After a small combo, I felt much better!
I snatched the "Formless Cudgel" back from the monkey and then chased it away!
At noon, Wang Tenglong arrived.
I took out "Monkey Spirit Wine" to treat him.
Wang Tenglong: "No... Fellow Daoist... too much... embarrassed!"
Alright, this time Wang Tenglong's opening remarks turned into a "abbreviated version."
After finishing a bottle of "Monkey Spirit Wine."
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, Wang Tenglong's favorability towards you +100]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, Wang Tenglong's favorability has reached 1000 points. Current favorability: Three Stars (Mutual Appreciation)]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, your friend Wang Tenglong is about to send you a gift!]