"Hey, did you hear? Boss Zhen Zibing tried to commit suicide yesterday!"
"I know, boss Zhen ate poison yesterday, a Nine Yin Bone Erosion Pill, very potent!"
"You're mistaken, boss Zhen didn't commit suicide with poison, he bit his tongue to kill himself!"
"No, no, no, you're all wrong. Boss Zhen ate poison first, then bit his tongue to kill himself..."
"Holy crap, boss Zhen is so awesome, even his suicide is creative. He's truly a role model for us demonic cultivators!"
...
A group of "special forces," bah, a group of demonic cultivators gathered, gossiping animatedly.
These guys, each with a gleam in their eyes, first discussed how Zhen Zibing committed suicide, and then why he committed suicide.
"Junior Sister! Boss Zhen must have committed suicide for his Junior Sister! Someone stole boss Zhen's Junior Sister, gave him a green hat, so boss Zhen killed himself in anger!"
"Nonsense! We who genuinely practice the demonic path, who cares about women! Boss Zhen must have committed suicide because of the Azure Eyed Purple Golden Howl! His beloved mount was ridden by someone else. How could he tolerate such a thing? He had to kill himself!"
"Holy crap, I'm so confused. Does boss Zhen want to ride his mount, or ride his Junior Sister..."
"Hey, let's talk properly, no offensive language! A civilized society is everyone's responsibility!"
...
Just as the "special forces" were happily chatting, a few figures resembling leaders of demonic cultivators walked over. Their faces were stern, and they coldly reprimanded them.
"All of you shut up. Anyone who dares to spread rumors again won't get off easy!"
The "special forces" fell silent, as if struck by fear.
The demonic cultivator leaders slowly walked away.
Confirming that there was no one around to overhear their conversation, Demonic Cultivator Leader A could no longer hold back. He said worriedly,
"It's been a day and a night, and boss Zhen is still unconscious. I wonder when he'll wake up?"
Demonic Cultivator Leader B sighed deeply.
"Alas, boss Zhen is so pitiful. He kept calling for his Junior Sister while he was unconscious. He called out nine hundred and thirty-two times."
"Boss Zhen is truly devoted to his Junior Sister, it's admirable!"
Several demonic cultivator leaders expressed their emotions.
Demonic Cultivator Leader B: "Later, boss Zhen kept calling for the Azure Eyed Purple Golden Howl, a total of three thousand eight hundred and sixty-nine times."
"Boss Zhen is truly devoted to the Azure Eyed Purple Golden Howl, it's admirable!"
Demonic Cultivator Leader B: "Finally, boss Zhen kept calling out 'Hao Ren', a total of one hundred and six thousand seven hundred and thirty-nine times."
All Demonic Cultivator Leaders: "Boss Zhen is truly devoted to Hao Ren... Uh, uh, uh, who is Hao Ren?"
The demonic cultivator leaders looked at each other.
"Do you guys know who Hao Ren is?"
"No! But, judging by the name, it sounds like a guy."
"So, boss Zhen kept calling out a man's name while he was unconscious."
The faces of all the demonic cultivator leaders changed.
They instinctively shrunk their buttocks.
Uh, it felt like things were getting cold down there, dangerous!
...
"Yuantong Divine Cult," Great Cult Master Hui Jiao Zhenren!
"Zhongtong Divine Cult," Great Cult Master Lai Meilanzhu!
"Huitong Divine Cult," Great Cult Master Zhou Baishi!
"Yunda Divine Cult," Great Cult Master Teng Fei Laozu!
The leaders of the four evil cults sat opposite each other.
This was already their ninety-eighth meeting.
Since the four major demonic sects joined forces to attack the "Shentong Divine Cult," the four evil cult leaders had been meeting almost daily.
Each meeting had only one "central topic": how to defeat the "Shentong Divine Cult" and divide its territory?
Hui Jiao Zhenren: "Does anyone have any ideas? Speak up!"
Lai Meilanzhu: "I'll go first with my personal opinion, just to break the ice. I think... the roasted whole lamb yesterday was very good, but the pork soup the day before was too bland. I suggest we have spicy rabbit heads today, it's satisfying and cures cravings..."
Hui Jiao Zhenren.
(▼ヘ▼＃)
"Cult Master Lai, please mind your words. We are here to discuss attacking the Shentong Divine Cult, not what to eat!"
Lai Meilanzhu: "Oh, sorry... Um, uh, are we eating spicy rabbit heads today or not?"
Hui Jiao Zhenren.
(▼ヘ▼＃)
"Yes! Eat spicy rabbit heads! Alright, Cult Master Lai, stop talking. Cult Master Zhou, Ancestor Teng Fei, what are your thoughts?"
Zhou Baishi: "I received reliable information that Zhen Zibing is unconscious!"
Lai Meilanzhu: "Really? Is Zhen Zibing really unconscious? How did he become unconscious? Why did he become unconscious?"
Zhou Baishi: "Oh, it's a long story. According to reliable sources, the Azure Eyed Purple Golden Howl fell in love with Zhen Zibing and forced Zhen Zibing to do unspeakable things with it. Zhen Zibing refused, and the Azure Eyed Purple Golden Howl fed him the Bone Erosion and Soul Dissolution Pill. Zhen Zibing bit his tongue to commit suicide..."
Teng Fei Laozu.
o（（⊙﹏⊙））o
Lai Meilanzhu.
o（（⊙﹏⊙））o
Hui Jiao Zhenren.
(￣ェ￣；)
Lai Meilanzhu: "Old Zhou, is what you said true?"
Zhou Baishi: "Absolutely true!"
Lai Meilanzhu: "But, the Azure Eyed Purple Golden Howl is a beast, and Zhen Zibing is human!"
Zhou Baishi: "Love can exist between humans and beasts!"
Lai Meilanzhu: "But, the Azure Eyed Purple Golden Howl is male!"
Zhou Baishi: "Love can exist between men and male beasts..."
Hui Jiao Zhenren.
(╬◣д◢)
"Enough! Stop talking about love stories between men and male beasts. We are here to discuss attacking the Shentong Divine Cult, attacking the Shentong Divine Cult, attacking the Shentong Divine Cult, important things said three times!"
Zhou Baishi: "Right, right, right, attack the Shentong Divine Cult. Now that Zhen Zibing is unconscious, it's the best time to launch a full-scale attack on the Shentong Divine Cult!"
Hui Jiao Zhenren's mood finally improved upon hearing this.
He nodded.
Strike while the iron is hot!
With Zhen Zibing unconscious, the "Shentong Divine Cult" was leaderless, making it the perfect time to launch an offensive.
Hui Jiao Zhenren slapped his thigh and announced loudly,
"I propose that starting today, the four major demonic sects launch a full-scale offensive. We must take down the Shentong Divine Cult while Zhen Zibing is unconscious!"
Zhou Baishi nodded and said, "I agree!"
Teng Fei Laozu: "Agree!"
Lai Meilanzhu: "I agree too! Alright, we've finished discussing the main business. Can we start eating spicy rabbit heads now!"
Hui Jiao Zhenren.
(￣ェ￣；)
At such a time, you're still thinking about food, you foodie!
I'll endure it!
For the greater good, for unity, I'll endure!
Lai Meilanzhu: "Munch munch, mmm, the rabbit heads are so delicious. By the way, Old Zhou, was what you said just now true? Are the Azure Eyed Purple Golden Howl and Zhen Zibing really together? I suddenly thought of a technical question, how can a man and a male beast do unspeakable things?"
Hui Jiao Zhenren.
(╬◣д◢)
I can't take it anymore!
This is a serious meeting, not a "major gossip session"!
"Cult Master Lai, please restrain yourself!"
Zhou Baishi: "Exactly, Old Lai, you're too unrestrained. Why ask such a question? It's nothing more than the chrysanthemum turning into a sunflower..."
Hui Jiao Zhenren.
(艹皿艹)
"Meeting adjourned, adjourned, adjourned!"