January 1
New year, new beginnings.
Starting today, I will diligently write my diary again.
The first ray of sunlight in the morning descends.
Xiao Longnv begins her "wake-up" service.
"Master, Master, wake up!"
Big Longnv, pah, Xiao Longnv... she's grown again, and my mood is beautiful!
Morning, diligent cultivation.
Noon, diligent cultivation.
Evening, diligent cultivation.
Constant cultivation, constant joy!
I am such a good cultivator who "cultivates diligently and improves every day"!
Before sleeping late at night, I routinely "binge-watch," pah, I routinely check the "status updates" of my friends.
[Beep! Your friend "Little Spirit Monkey King" is undergoing "Immortal Mansion Trial"]
[Beep! Your friend "Yun Tianzhong" is undergoing "Immortal Mansion Trial"]
Heh, the trials of these two guys should be ending soon!
Looking forward to their performances.
...
[Beep! Your friend "Wang Dong" confessed to your friend "Yun Zhao Zhao," without a token of love]
[Beep! Your friend "Yun Zhao Zhao" rejected your friend "Wang Dong's" confession, without returning a token of love]
Wang Dong, the "love-brained" one, is still so persistent. Life is endless, confessions are endless.
However, his confessions now are a bit different from before; the token of love, "Divine Sense Pill," is gone.
Where did the "Divine Sense Pill" go? I ate it!
Hahaha, I feel so wicked!
...
[Beep! Your friend "Wang Tenglong" is dual cultivating with the Nine Dragon Peak Supreme Elder "Feyong Immortal," and the Nine Dragon Peak true disciple "Qingxue Immortal," uh... triple cultivating! Twenty-six thousand characters omitted here!!]
"Feyong Immortal" alone, thirteen thousand characters.
Adding "Qingxue Immortal," two people, a total of twenty-six thousand characters.
No problem, my friend, the math is sound!
╯°Д°）╯︵┻━┻
Crazy lunatic!
Do you think this is an arithmetic problem?
Two people's time doubles, so three people, would it be triple?
Wang Tenglong, you're a master of "friction ignition" from generations past!
Beast!
Envious to the extreme!
I'm furious. Why did I have to check Wang Tenglong's status update?
This is a bad habit. I must change it from now on!
...
[Beep! Your friend "Yun Tiankong" accidentally stepped on the "Shadowless Poison Bee Queen" while strolling, your friend "Yun Tiankong" is being chased by the "Shadowless Poison Bee Swarm," your friend "Yun Tiankong" is poisoned and simultaneously falls off a cliff, suffering double critical injuries]
I'm speechless.
This "Yun Tiankong," ever since breaking through his bottleneck and advancing to the "Foundation Establishment stage," his "masochistic tendencies" seem to have grown stronger.
To step on a "Shadowless Poison Bee Queen" while strolling, tsk tsk tsk...
This luck is defying the heavens!
And "double critical injuries," I must say, isn't that a bit much!
Uh... come to think of it, it seems to make sense. Being poisoned and falling off a cliff at the same time, shouldn't it be "double critical injuries"!
Poor "Yun Tiankong," my condolences to you!
January 3
Morning, diligent cultivation.
Noon, diligent cultivation.
Evening, refining the "Thunderlight Hammer."
Deep night, continuing to "binge-watch."
[Beep! Your friend "Yun Zhenting" accidentally found a "Sword Immortal's Shedded Skin" and obtained 1 "Seven Dragon Pattern Golden Core"]
[Beep! Congratulations Host, your friend "Yun Zhenting" has increased his favorability towards you by +1000000, current favorability: Five Stars (Life and Death Close Friend)]
[Beep! Your friend "Yun Zhenting" is exclaiming: Many thanks for the guidance of the "Senior"...]
彡（—＿—；）彡
I really don't want to complain!
What the heck!
This is too far-fetched!
This "Yun Zhenting" fellow's luck has been getting more and more outrageous lately.
After a cultivator reaches the Golden Core stage, their entire true essence condenses and forms a Golden Core in their dantian.
Cultivators' Golden Cores have quality distinctions. The more dragon patterns, the higher the quality. The worst is one dragon pattern, and the highest is nine dragon patterns.
A "Seven Dragon Pattern Golden Core" is considered quite powerful!
Generally speaking, a cultivator's Golden Core disintegrates with their death. Golden Cores that can be preserved are one in ten thousand. These preserved Golden Cores have infinite magical uses and are treasures that low-level cultivators dream of!
Yun Zhenting can even find such a top-tier treasure; did he save the entire Milky Way in his previous life?
What's most infuriating is that Yun Zhenting even thanks me for finding the "Seven Dragon Pattern Golden Core"!
Go thank the heavens, thank the earth, thank your parents. Why are you thanking me? This has nothing to do with me!
[Beep! Your friend "Yun Zhenting" exclaims again: The reason I obtained this "Seven Dragon Pattern Golden Core" is entirely due to the guidance and help of "Senior." After leaving the "Ancient Immortal Mansion Ruins," I will offer these "Golden Core Sword Spirit Puppets" as a thank-you gift!]
o（（⊙﹏⊙））o
Yun Zhenting!
Head of the Yun family!
You are right, you are absolutely right, not wrong at all!
The reason you obtained those "Golden Core Sword Spirit Puppets" is all my credit. I guided you, I helped you, I am the lightning, I am the light, I am the only legend...
"Gratitude" is a traditional Chinese virtue. I hope you inherit and promote this tradition, and definitely give me those "Golden Core Sword Spirit Puppets"!
January 6
Morning, diligent cultivation.
Noon, diligent cultivation.
Evening, refining the "Thunderlight Hammer."
Today, the "Thunderlight Hammer" has finally been successfully refined.
Wahahaha!
Happy!
Taking advantage of the dark and windy night, I experienced the power of the "Thunderlight Hammer" once again.
Not bad!
Extremely nice!
When I throw it out, "whoosh whoosh whoosh," thunder and lightning flash, very cool, giving a high-end feeling like "pay-to-win equipment."
The most amazing thing is that, like the "Thunder God Meow Meow Hammer," it has a "one-click return" function.
After throwing it out, with a wave of my hand, it returns on its own.
I'll consider it, should I rename the "Thunderlight Hammer" to "Thunder God Hammer"?
January 7
Morning, diligent cultivation.
Noon, diligent cultivation.
Evening, practicing hammer under the moonlight.
Deep night, routine "binge-watching."
[Beep! Your enemy "Zhen Zhibing" has lost control of his inner demons, is severely wounded and dying, and has fallen into a coma...]
Phew!
Classmate Long Wang, knowing you are about to die puts my mind at ease!
Honestly, I really suspect that "Zhen Zhibing" is a protagonist who holds the "Dragon King Returns script."
Damn it, his life is so resilient!
For other enemies, one curse from me is enough to send them on their way.
Only "Zhen Zhibing," no matter how I curse him, he won't die.
Don't mind that he's "severely wounded and dying" today; in a month, he'll be back on his feet, "recovered from his injuries."
So annoying!
To curse "Zhen Zhibing," several of my "godsons" have already died!
Oh, you ask who my "godsons" are?
Heh, of course, it's the Seventy-two Chaotic True Demons!
Since I have the Seventy-two Chaotic True Demons, I have completely escaped the backlash of "curse power."
I enjoy the pleasure of cursing.
The price of backlash is borne by the Chaotic True Demons.
In the beginning, the Seventy-two Chaotic True Demons still "grumbled" and cursed me.
Everyone knows I am a "benevolent elder"! I never curse people; I "win them over with virtue."
When the Seventy-two Chaotic True Demons cursed me, I never retorted. I "won them over with virtue," I cursed...
Three curses, and the demon embryo of a Chaotic True Demon would be killed by the "backlash power."
It doesn't matter; the Seventy-two Chaotic True Demons are "renewable clean energy." They can grow back after being killed.
After being killed by "backlash power" each time, they would regenerate after some time.
After several such cycles, the Chaotic True Demons were "enlightened" by me.
They cried and called me "Dad," begging me to stop "tormenting" them.
And so, I gained seventy-two "godsons."
January 9
Morning, diligent cultivation.
Noon, diligent cultivation.
Evening, practicing hammer under the moonlight.
Deep night, routine binge-watching.
[Beep! Your friend "Yun Zhenting" is attracted by the power of the "Seven Dragon Pattern Golden Core" and has entered a state of "enlightenment"]
[Beep! Your friend "Yun Zhenting" has successfully achieved enlightenment, his cultivation has greatly increased, and he has broken through the Foundation Establishment bottleneck, beginning to strive for the Golden Core stage]
[Beep! Your friend "Yun Zhenting" has successfully passed the tribulation, condensed a "Five Dragon Pattern Golden Core," and advanced to the Golden Core stage cultivator]
o（（⊙﹏⊙））o
Holy crap! Awesome!
Yun Zhenting actually broke through to the Golden Core stage, amazing, amazing!
The Yun family is on the verge of "rising"!
Uh...
With Yun Zhenting becoming so strong, will I still be able to pretend to be a senior in front of him in the future?
[Beep! Congratulations Host, your friend "Yun Zhenting" has increased his favorability towards you by +10000000, current favorability: Five Stars (Life and Death Close Friend)]
[Beep! Your friend "Yun Zhenting" is exclaiming: Many thanks to "Senior" for the guidance, many thanks to "Senior" for helping me achieve enlightenment, many thanks to "Senior" for helping me form my core...]
彡（—＿—；）彡
Alright! Yun Zhenting is still the same "deluded expert," not changed one bit!
...
[Beep! Congratulations Host, your friend "Little Spirit Monkey King" has completed the "Immortal Mansion Trial" and is about to control the "Ancient Immortal Mansion Ruins"...]
[Beep! Congratulations Host, your friend "Yun Tianzhong" has completed the "Immortal Mansion Trial" and is about to control the "Ancient Immortal Mansion Ruins"...]