The little spirit monkey king could clearly see Hao Ren's expression.
One of utter terror, of extreme dread!
As if he had seen the most terrifying thing in the world!
What the heck?
The little spirit monkey king was startled by Hao Ren's expression.
Could there really be great terror?
Instinctively, the little spirit monkey king stopped its attack. It turned its head to look behind it.
The moment the monkey turned its head, Hao Ren's expression changed, from terror to a "sinister grin" in an instant.
Monkey, you've been fooled!
Immediately, Hao Ren circulated his true essence, activating the "Thunder Light Hammer"!
Whoosh!
The "Thunder Light Hammer" shimmered with electricity and broke through the air.
At this moment, the little spirit monkey king saw clearly that its rear was empty, with nothing there.
￣へ￣
Human, are you playing with me?
It seems I have another reason to beat you up!
The little spirit monkey king was calculating how to "violently beat" Hao Ren when it turned its head, and the "Thunder Light Hammer" swung towards its face.
Crackling!
Thunder light flashed, arcs of electricity raged!
The pitiful little spirit monkey king not only suffered "physical damage" to its face but was also swept by the thunder light, enduring a wave of "magical damage."
The monkey fell heavily to the ground, convulsing, utterly ravaged.
Hao Ren walked over and said to the little spirit monkey king with a chuckle.
"Monkey, considering your performance, it's not excessive for me to call you a little piece of trash, right!"
The monkey was furious.
It really wanted to jump up, grab its thirty-meter long killing intent club, and violently beat Hao Ren.
Unfortunately, it was suppressed by the "Thunder Light Hammer," its body crackling with electricity, its muscles stiff, and constantly twitching. It couldn't stand up at all.
"Jiji, jijiji..."
This time, Hao Ren understood the little spirit monkey king's "monkey language."
Human, you are despicable...
Hao Ren chuckled.
"Monkey, this is called 'all's fair in war.' Genuine high-level intelligence!"
Go f*** yourself, all's fair in war!
Go f*** yourself, high-level intelligence!
Human, you are too shameless!
The monkey, enraged, rolled its eyes and fainted.
...
Han Mo, standing beside them, was dumbfounded.
Holy crap!
This, this, this...
This is too f***ing awesome!
Han Mo was not shocked by Hao Ren's powerful cultivation. In fact, in this battle, Hao Ren did not display overly formidable cultivation. He merely used the power of his "pure lightning-element Foundation Establishment Spiritual Sea" to activate the "Thunder Light Hammer." He hadn't even used his true trump card, the "Five Dragon Mark Outer Elixir."
What Han Mo found incredibly astonishing was Hao Ren's "scheming old bastard" tactics.
Tricking the monkey with a single sentence, then seizing the opportunity to launch a sneak attack, reversing the situation, and turning defeat into victory!
Beautiful!
Astonishing!
...
As a "natural scheming old bastard," pfft, a "congenital Yin spirit root," Hao Ren's shameless sneak attack style was precisely to Han Mo's liking.
A kindred spirit!
Han Mo's heart surged. He felt that the "senior" not only recognized him but also shared his ideals...
No, I must become the senior's disciple!
Han Mo's resolve to become a disciple became even firmer!
I must succeed!
"Senior..."
Han Mo looked at Hao Ren with adoration, his eyes filled with excited little stars, and couldn't help but call out.
Hao Ren glanced at Han Mo, pursed his lips.
He really didn't want to take disciples!
He had nothing to teach...
Was he supposed to teach Han Mo his "way of hiding," to spend all day hiding in a cave with him?
Forget it, let's not do such things!
[Ding! The system strongly advises the host to take Han Mo as a disciple. Han Mo is a person of great destiny. After taking him as a disciple, hidden mechanisms can be triggered, unlocking new functions of this system!]
New system functions?
Hao Ren became somewhat interested. He asked in his heart.
"System, what are your new functions? Tell me!"
[Ding! Before the system's new functions are unlocked, the host has no right to know the information (Note: The new functions are very good, very powerful, and incredibly awesome. The host is strongly advised to unlock them.)]
Hao Ren
(︶︿︶)＝凸
Drawing a big picture!
This system is definitely drawing a big picture, I'm not going to pay attention to it.
Hao Ren decisively ignored the system's "strong advice" and still refused to take Han Mo as a disciple.
[Ding... Didi... Bip... Bip Bip...]
The system started speaking in foreign languages again!
Speaking of which, the system has been getting more and more irritable lately. Could it have entered menopause!
Hao Ren stated that this possibility was very high!
[Ding... Didi... Host, you're the one in menopause, your whole family is in menopause... Bip... Bip Bip...]
Tsk tsk tsk, what a grumpy system!
Hao Ren shook his head and sighed in his heart. Menopause is not to be trifled with!
...
Hao Ren's internal monologue was rich and wonderful, but his facial expression maintained a "senior-like aloofness," completely ignoring Han Mo, who was kneeling on the ground.
Hao Ren retracted the "Thunder Light Hammer," cast a contemptuous glance at the unconscious monkey, and then returned to the cave.
Watching Hao Ren's retreating figure, Han Mo felt a sense of loss.
Had his sincerity not yet moved the senior?
Hmm, it seems he needed to continue working hard!
Han Mo's face was filled with determination. He knelt properly and continued to try and impress the senior with his sincerity!
The next morning, the unconscious monkey woke up.
It was half-dead with anger.
It grumbled and walked out.
Halfway out, the monkey was too unwilling. It quietly returned, and under Han Mo's stunned gaze, the monkey lifted its fur, revealed its little bird, and peed towards the cave.
As the monkey began to pee...
Whoosh!
The sound of air breaking swept over.
The "Thunder Light Hammer," shimmering with scorching arcs of electricity, appeared before the monkey.
The monkey had nowhere to dodge, no way to escape, and was once again smashed by the "Thunder Light Hammer."
Jijiji...
The monkey let out a piteous cry, and its body, along with its pee, was blasted away!
...
For the next period of time, the persistent monkey came to "challenge" Hao Ren every few days.
With the monkey's intelligence, it naturally couldn't outwit the "scheming old bastard" Hao Ren.
Each time, the monkey was rubbed into the ground!
Han Mo, kneeling beside them, had his eyes opened. What is a "scheming old bastard"? The senior is the true "scheming old bastard"!
Hao Ren always tricked the monkey, with endless methods.
One time, Hao Ren tricked the monkey by saying the "Azure-eyed Purple Golden Fierce Beast" had returned. The monkey was startled and turned to look, then was ambushed by the "Thunder Light Hammer"!
Another time, Hao Ren again told the monkey that the "Azure-eyed Purple Golden Fierce Beast" had returned. This time, the monkey didn't fall for it! The same trick won't work on me, human, you can't fool me... Then, the Azure-eyed Purple Golden Fierce Beast actually returned, and the monkey was rubbed into the ground!
Roar, you damned monkey!
You and I are sworn brothers, my master is your master. You dare to attack your own master, you "disloyal and unrighteous" scum, I represent justice and will eliminate you!
The Azure-eyed Purple Golden Fierce Beast was very angry, and the consequences were severe.
The monkey wanted to cry but had no tears.
Big brother, you are a demonic path cultivator, a demonic path! What the heck justice are you representing?