March 15th
Time flows like water, years fly by.
These past half a month have been exceptionally peaceful.
Ever since I forcefully defeated "Cangmu Zhenren" and activated the "Sword Slave Restraint" to control him, peace has returned to the cave. No more enemies have come to harass me.
Ah, peaceful times!
Speaking of "Cangmu Zhenren," I have to admire myself.
Sending him to "Xingxiu Sword Alliance" as a mole was one of the many brilliant and heroic decisions of my life.
Success!
Utterly successful!
With "Cangmu Zhenren" in place, it's like having an eye inside the "Xingxiu Sword Alliance." I know about all the big and small matters within the alliance, nothing can be hidden from me!
[Beep! Your enemy "Cangmu Zhenren" is attending a high-level meeting. He hears "Qingjiao Zhenren" say: On the first of April, we will launch a full assault to annihilate the Yun family and seize the immortal mansion ruins.]
[Beep! Your enemy "Cangmu Zhenren" is attending a high-level meeting. He hears "Qinglong Zhenren" say: Brother, rest assured, this matter is foolproof. I have already dispatched Liang Chao, Liang Wei, Liang Fa, and others to infiltrate the "Yun Family Immortal Mansion" to act as our spies and relay information to us.]
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[Beep! Your enemy "Cangmu Zhenren" is secretly gloating and cursing you: Heh, that fool, he actually didn't instruct me to pass on messages to him... Know yourself and your enemy, and you will win a hundred battles! That fool doesn't know the importance of gathering intelligence on the opponent. He has no future. He will definitely not be able to compete with our "Xingxiu Sword Alliance!"]
I smiled.
Heh heh, this Cangmu Zhenren is endearingly foolish!
Should I remind him that I have already obtained countless important pieces of information through him?
Never mind, one cannot be too cruel. Let Cangmu Zhenren continue to bask in his "happiness"!
March 18th
Today, Yun Zhenting arrived.
This old "deluded expert," he always comes and kowtows respectfully without a word.
Three kowtows and nine bows!
Such sincerity, "top-notch"!
I almost feel embarrassed!
Fine, given his sincerity, I'll help him out!
I relayed the list of traitors who infiltrated the "Yun Family Immortal Mansion."
Liang Chao... Liang Wei... Liang Fa...
Wait, why are they all two-character names?
Is the "Xingxiu Sword Alliance" so considerate? They know I have this "master's idol burden" and can only speak in two-character phrases, so the "Xingxiu Sword Alliance" specifically arranged these people as moles?
March 19th
[Beep! Your friend "Yun Zhenting" has apprehended the mole "Liang Fa."]
[Beep! Your friend "Yun Zhenting" has apprehended the mole "Liang Chao."] m..oΓg
...
The "Yun Family Immortal Mansion" is extremely lively today.
All the hundred or so spies sent by the "Xingxiu Sword Alliance" have been captured.
Heh heh, Yun Zhenting is quite efficient!
Good, very good!
I just wonder if the Yun family can interrogate anything useful from these moles?
Ideally, the Yun family can pry open their mouths and learn about the "Xingxiu Sword Alliance's" scheme from them.
If the Yun family fails to interrogate the moles, then I will have to personally reveal the "Xingxiu Sword Alliance's" scheme.
Such complex matters cannot be explained clearly in two-character phrases. I will inevitably have to break my "master's idol burden."
Unpleasant!
March 22nd
The Yun family's interrogation for three consecutive days has failed!
March 23rd
[Beep! Your friend "Little Spirit Monkey King" has actively accepted a mission. It begins interrogating "Liang Chao" and others.]
[Beep! Your friend "Little Spirit Monkey King" expertly spread apart "Liang Chao" and others' legs, and drew its knife...]
[Beep! Your friend "Little Monkey King" interrogation successful. "Liang Chao" and others have confessed the "Xingxiu Sword Alliance's" scheme one after another.]
[Beep! Your friend "Little Monkey King" expresses disappointment. It would have been better if "Liang Chao" and others had resisted a little longer, after all, it is a professional at castration!]
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Heh heh, damn monkey!
I laughed.
I couldn't help but recall the monkey's past exploits of castrating far and wide in search of ginseng.
"Castration Terminator," a title well-deserved!
March 24th
[Beep! Your enemy "Cangmu Zhenren" is attending a high-level meeting. He hears "Qinglong Zhenren" roaring in anger: Bastard, utter bastard! Which bastard leaked the information? All my hundreds of excellent spies have been captured.]
[Beep! Your enemy "Cangmu Zhenren" is attending a high-level meeting. He hears "Qingjiao Zhenren" speaking sternly: This matter is of grave importance and must be investigated thoroughly. Whoever leaked the information will not be spared.]
[Beep! Your enemy "Cangmu Zhenren" has been appointed as the president of the "Discipline Committee" and is responsible for investigating who leaked the information.]
Uh...
Should I help "Cangmu Zhenren"? Tell him he doesn't need to investigate, that he himself leaked the information?
[Beep! Your enemy "Cangmu Zhenren" is cursing furiously: Damn it, which idiot leaked the information? Even under the control of the "Sword Slave Restraint," I could keep secrets tightly guarded. Now, some bastard has ruined all my efforts. I want to kill you...]
Uh...
Alright, forget it!
I've decided to be a kind person, not too cruel!
I'd better not tell "Cangmu Zhenren" the "truth."
I'm afraid "Cangmu Zhenren" won't be able to handle it and will bang his head to death!
March 27th
These past few days, the persistent "Qinglong Zhenren" has sent several more waves of spies to the "Yun Family Immortal Mansion."
Do a good deed to the end!
I have given all the spy lists to Yun Zhenting.
Yun Zhenting has become increasingly adoring of me recently. Every time he mutters, it's as if he already considers me a deity!
Han Mo, standing nearby, influenced by Yun Zhenting, has also become somewhat superstitious, praying to me daily.
If this continues, won't these two develop a "cult"?
March 29th
Today, while I was happily cultivating, I suddenly received some news that was neither good nor too bad.
[Beep! Your friend "Wang Dong," accompanied by his fiancée "Su Muxue" and others, has appeared near the "Yun Family Immortal Mansion."]
Wang Dong has arrived!
"Love-struck" Wang Dong, his personal threat level is zero.
However, his formidable fiancée "Su Muxue," and the "Medicine King Mansion" behind him, are very powerful existences.
I'm not sure if the appearance of people from the "Medicine King Mansion" at this juncture is good or bad.
March 31st
Tomorrow is April 1st, April Fools' Day.
Uh, April Fools' Day isn't the key. The main point is that the Yun family will be holding the "Immortal Gate Assembly" tomorrow, and I have a premonition that a lot of trouble will brew!
The system is urging me again to go join the fun. I chuckled... I'm not going, not even if I die!
However, although I won't go in person, I can still put on a show remotely.