[Beep! Your friend "Su Muxue" used the "Holy Fire Token," successfully entering the "Fire Domain" to begin a trial.]
[Beep! Your friend "Su Muxue" has a great serendipitous encounter in the "Fire Domain." Her innate destiny of "Lord of Ice and Fire" came into play, receiving 100% favor from the "Will of the Fire Domain," triggering the most mysterious, ancient, and powerful "Inheritance Trial."]
[Beep! Your friend "Su Muxue" encountered the "Ice Blue Fire" during the "Inheritance Trial." The "Ice Blue Fire" voluntarily refined itself for "Su Muxue."]
...
Tsk tsk tsk!
What is protagonist destiny?
This is protagonist destiny!
Awesome and incredible!
Hao Ren watched Su Muxue's "dynamic information" and couldn't help but exclaim.
So melodramatic!
It's practically a template for a dominant female lead novel.
Enter a dungeon, receive special favor from the "dungeon's will," and various fortuitous encounters come begging at your door.
The "Gou Cultivator" next door is crying with envy, isn't he!
Hao Ren was unhappy.
Watching Su Muxue's "melodrama" can easily make one depressed. Let's do something fun!
Hao Ren decided to watch the "miserable situations" of his enemies.
Being an enemy of Hao Ren is truly miserable.
They are often cursed by the "old schemer," making them incredibly pathetic!
The first person Hao Ren focused on was, of course, his "number one enemy," the Nascent Soul evil cultivator, Green Sword Immortal!
Hao Ren remembered that the last time he checked on Green Sword Immortal's status, Green Sword Immortal had accidentally ended up on a deserted island. His cultivation was sealed, and he was tragically captured by the island's "cannibals."
[Beep! Your enemy "Green Sword Immortal" has been coated in breadcrumbs by the savages of a deserted island and is being prepared for frying until five-tenths cooked...]
[Beep! Your enemy "Green Sword Immortal" was fancied by the female chief and escaped the fate of being fried, becoming the female chief's seventy-second concubine.]
[Beep! Your enemy "Green Sword Immortal" was pressed unconscious by the female chief's robust three-hundred-pound body during the conjugal visit...]
[Beep! After fifteen days of inhuman torment, your enemy "Green Sword Immortal" lost fifteen pounds and finally seized an opportunity to escape the deserted island.]
[Beep! Your enemy "Green Sword Immortal" is wandering at sea...]
...
Hao Ren
(￣▽￣)
Hahaha...
Even though laughing out loud is impolite, Hao Ren couldn't help but roar with laughter.
Green Sword Immortal is too pathetic!
Being pressed unconscious during conjugal visits, hahahaha... too pathetic!
Since Green Sword Immortal is already this miserable, then... let's make him even more miserable!
Hao Ren decisively took out his "Book of Curses."
Come on, let's do this!
"Dear Father, impulse is the devil, don't be rash!"
"Dad, lay down your butcher's knife and become a... demon, please be kind!"
"Daddy, yame te!"
...
Sensing the aura of "death," the seventy-two True Demon Devils howled in distress.
Among them, "Wolong True Demon" and "Fengchu True Demon" were the most vocal.
Didn't we just get along fine? Why are you suddenly doing this?
"Wolong True Demon": Father, you can't burn the bridge after crossing it, abandoning me after I've served my purpose!
"Fengchu True Demon": My dearest Daddy, dame...
Hao Ren smiled and said.
"Wolong and Fengchu, I will give you special treatment... Of course, if you are willing to suffer with the other True Demons, that's fine too. Unity, sharing joy and sorrow, I understand!"
"Wolong True Demon": Father, to be honest, I'm not familiar with these True Demons, really not familiar. Do as you please...
"Fengchu True Demon": My dear Daddy, I'm a little fairy, I don't want to be involved with these stinky men!
Wolong and Fengchu, worthy of being "scoundrels" inherited from chaos, they didn't hesitate for a moment and immediately abandoned their teammates.
The remaining "Chaos True Demons" were enraged and cursed at Wolong and Fengchu.
"Wolong, you scoundrel!"
"Fengchu, you sissy!"
"Esteemed Father, we are willing to die for you. We only have one small request: please kill Wolong and Fengchu too!"
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Divided!
Internal strife!
The seventy-two Chaos True Demons began to turn on each other.
"Wolong True Demon" and "Fengchu True Demon" immediately became nervous.
"Wolong True Demon": Esteemed Father...
"Fengchu True Demon": My dearest Daddy...
The other Chaos True Demons spoke in unison: Dad...
The seventy-two Chaos True Demons vied to please Hao Ren.
Hao Ren smiled slightly, neither confirming nor denying, allowing the Chaos True Demons to vie for favor.
Let them have internal strife!
The more intense the competition, the better!
Hao Ren used the Book of Curses to begin this month's "regular monthly task."
The first curse, as per international convention, was sent to "Green Sword Immortal."
Hao Ren wrote Green Sword Immortal's name and birthdate on the "Book of Curses."
Curse successful!
The "True Demon Calculus" in Hao Ren's dantian trembled violently, and twenty-four black lines snapped. This represented that twenty-four Chaos True Demons had been killed by the backlash of the curse.
The noisy voices in Hao Ren's ears were significantly reduced.
[Beep! Congratulations to the host, your curse on "Green Sword Immortal" was successful!]
[Beep! Your enemy "Green Sword Immortal," influenced by the curse, accidentally witnessed the affair between "Crystal Palace" Supreme Elder "Ji Ji Venerable" and "Crystal Palace" Sect Master's wife, "Rong Rong Fairy." He was jointly pursued by them and severely injured.]
Hao Ren pouted in dissatisfaction. It was only "severely injured," not yet "near death." Not good, one more.
So, Hao Ren wrote Green Sword Immortal's name and birthdate on the "Book of Curses" again.
Bang bang bang!
The "True Demon Calculus" vibrated, and another twenty-four black lines shattered.
Another twenty-four "Chaos True Demons" were gone!
[Beep! Congratulations to the host, your curse on "Green Sword Immortal" was successful!]
[Beep! Your enemy "Green Sword Immortal," influenced by the curse, accidentally witnessed the affair between "Yuan Shen Venerable" and "Ya Zhi Fairy." He was pursued by them... "Green Sword Immortal" used his essence blood to cast a secret technique to escape, his injuries worsened, and he fell into a near-death coma!]
Yes, very good!
Seeing Green Sword Immortal in a "near-death coma," Hao Ren was satisfied.
This way, "Green Sword Immortal" would be delayed again. It would take at least four or five years before he could reach the "Central Continent."
Happy!
Hao Ren's mood improved greatly, and he couldn't help but lament Green Sword Immortal's peculiar encounters!
Speaking of which, this fellow's chance of stumbling upon an affair is unusually high!
He not only stumbles upon his own affairs but also continuously stumbles upon other people's affairs. He is simply a "walking Hulunbuir envoy"! Wherever Green Sword Immortal goes, he brings "green grasslands" with him. This... is poisonous, too poisonous!
Hao Ren increasingly felt that the name "Green Sword Immortal" was truly fitting!
Love is a light, turning you green with panic...
Undoubtedly, this is a sad story!