September 1st
Sunny.
In a great mood.
The "Dongxuan Secret Realm" has been open for over two months, and progress has been very smooth.
Six out of seven "Bronze Ancient Lamps" have been shattered, with success shining brightly ahead.
Today, my second disciple, "Han Mo," has successfully entered the "Ancient Immortal Mansion Ruins." I hope he can find the "Heavenly Dragon Dharma King's Fragmented Soul" and then destroy him, settling the matter once and for all!
[Beep! Your second disciple "Han Mo" has entered the "Ancient Divine Hall Ruins" and successfully activated the "Azure Origin Sword Immortal Inheritance Trial." Your second disciple "Han Mo" is currently undergoing the trial...]
[Beep! Your friend "Kong Xiao Xian" has entered the "Ancient Divine Hall Ruins" and successfully activated the "Azure Origin Sword Immortal Inheritance Trial." Your friend "Kong Xiao Xian" is currently undergoing the trial...]
Wait a minute!
I seem to have discovered a problem.
So, this "Ancient Divine Hall Ruins" isn't the "Dongxuan Divine Hall"!
There's no "Heavenly Dragon Dharma King's Fragmented Soul" inside; it truly hides the inheritance of some super mighty being!
This...
Han Mo and I were mistaken from the very beginning!
Damn it!
Han Mo has begun the "inheritance trial" and won't finish anytime soon. It's unrealistic for him to go back and find the "Dongxuan Divine Hall" to defeat the "Heavenly Dragon Dharma King's Fragmented Soul"!
Depressing!
Now, I can only pin my hopes on others finding the seventh "Bronze Ancient Lamp" and destroying it...
So frustrating!
The situation has turned grim again!
September 4th
The seventh "Bronze Ancient Lamp" still hasn't been found, but something good has happened on my end.
Poison Maiden "Peng Shiliu Niang" has graduated.
More accurately, her favorability has reached "five stars."
It wasn't easy!
These past days, I've been "whipping" her day and night without a moment's rest. The sound of "slap slap slap" was incessant, so much so that even the three medicinal plants learned to say "slap slap slap"...
Heh heh. m..oΓg
Finally, "five stars"!
After reaching "five-star" favorability, I successfully obtained the Poison Maiden "Peng Shiliu Niang's" "Innate Poison Seed" major destiny.
With this, my spiritual root aptitude has become incredibly formidable!
Innate Thunder Spiritual Root!
Primordial Yin Spiritual Root!
Innate Spirit Root!
Innate Poison Spiritual Root!
Four "Exotic Spiritual Roots," one "Primordial" and three "Innate."
With such powerful spiritual root aptitude, I ask, who else can compare?
Even the legendary Emperor Chuan Jian Guo, who is so "awesome," his spiritual root aptitude doesn't match mine!
Heh heh heh...
Happy!
September 7th
Recently, a small annoyance has arisen.
Poison Maiden "Peng Shiliu Niang."
Her favorability towards me has reached "five stars," so theoretically, she poses no threat to me anymore, and I don't need to whip her anymore.
However...
This "demon girl" is somewhat "mentally ill."
If I don't "whip" her for a day, her favorability plummets.
Not by 1 point or 1 point, but by 100 points, 1000 points, dropping uncontrollably.
What to do? I can only continue to "whip" her every day.
The Poison Maiden "Peng Shiliu Niang" seems to enjoy it.
When being "whipped," her bright, alluring eyes look at me with a captivating gaze, and she lets out soft moans like a purring cat.
"Master, you are so vigorous!"
What the heck!
This "address," this "line," this "tone"...
It's unbearable!
The "FBI" movie logo directly flashed in my mind.
The familiar melody started playing automatically.
Ding ding ding ding ding...
Is "Tokyo, where people live well" really hot?
September 10th
Today, the monkey came to steal wine again.
This damned monkey, it has plenty of money. It's the second-in-command of the "Yun Family Immortal Mansion," and the entire mansion's treasure vault is open to it without condition. It can take as many spirit stones as it wants.
Alas, the monkey prefers not to!
It just likes to sneak over to my place to "steal wine."
Perhaps it thinks it gains a bit more by taking advantage of me.
I didn't immediately stop the monkey.
When it took ten bottles of "Dragon Tooth Rice Wine" and was about to leave, the "Nine Dragon Jade Seal" came into play.
The monkey was suppressed to the ground, unable to move.
Monkey: Jiji jiji...
It seemed to be complaining that I was being dishonorable and ambushed it again.
Me: Heh heh heh...
Ginseng: Heh heh heh...
Lingzhi: Heh heh heh...
He Shou Wu: Heh heh heh...
The entire cave echoed with a burst of hearty and friendly laughter.
Truly, everyone is a villain!
I activated the "Lightning Core" in my dantian, condensed a "Heavenly Tribulation Lightning Whip," and used the same method I used to "whip" the Poison Maiden "Peng Shiliu Niang" to give the monkey some "loving education."
The monkey was whipped to the brink of death, wailing and screaming.
It felt nothing like "pleasure."
Why did the Poison Maiden "Peng Shiliu Niang" like it so much?
A demon girl!
So demonic!
Later, the monkey left limping. I additionally gave it three bottles of "Dragon Tooth Rice Wine" and ten "Sage Dragon Tooth Rice" as compensation for cooperating with my "experiment."
September 20th
Cloudy.
In a very unhappy mood.
The "Fifth Combat Team" still hasn't been found.
The last "Bronze Ancient Lamp" has not been shattered yet.
With only ten days left until the "Dongxuan Secret Realm" closes, the "Sacrifice Ritual" could be initiated at any moment. It's very dangerous and troublesome!
My second disciple, "Han Mo," is still undergoing the "Azure Origin Sword Immortal Inheritance Trial," so I can't count on him anytime soon.
Yun Zhenting, True Person Qingfeng, you need to try harder!
...
As the saying goes, blessings never come in pairs, and misfortunes never come singly. It's very true!
Just as I was feeling depressed, something even more depressing happened.
[Beep! Congratulations to the host, your enemy "Red Sword Immortal" has arrived on the Central Continent through the "Grand Teleportation Array" and successfully found your enemy "Zhen Zhibing"]
[Beep! Congratulations to the host, your enemy "Orange Sword Immortal" has arrived on the Central Continent through the "Grand Teleportation Array" and successfully found your enemy "Zhen Zhibing"]
...
What the heck!
What in the actual heck!
I've been so focused on the "Dongxuan Secret Realm" lately that I haven't paid attention to the "Rainbow Seven Sword Immortals." These sly fellows, without any warning, dealt with "Golden Lotus Fairy" and secretly came to the "Eastern Barren Mountain Range."
They have also reunited with "Dragon King" Zhen Zhibing.
This is bad!
[Beep! Your enemy "Red Sword Immortal" has taken action, assisting your enemy "Zhen Zhibing" in healing his injuries. Your enemy "Zhen Zhibing" has recovered.]
[Beep! Your enemy "Zhen Zhibing," leading a host of "Demonic Cultivators," launched a counter-attack against the "Four Great Demonic Sects." The "Four Great Demonic Sects" were defeated. The four sect leaders perished in the chaotic battle. Their subordinate "evil cultivators" were either killed or surrendered to your enemy "Zhen Zhibing."]
[Beep! Your enemy "Zhen Zhibing" has consolidated the forces of the "Four Great Demonic Sects," and his strength has surged. He has decided to launch an "ultimate revenge" against you and reclaim his junior sister!]
What the heck!
When it rains, it pours.
On one side is the "ten-thousand-year grand plan" of "Heavenly Dragon Holy Land."
On the other side is "Dragon King Zhen Zhibing's" "ultimate revenge."
I have a feeling, "I'm doomed!"