That's not right!
Hao Ren's eyes suddenly widened.
He realized something.
Li Xiaoyao, "Brother Xiaoyao."
The forty-something, muscle-bound "Mighty Aunt" was named "Ling'er."
"Brother Xiaoyao" and "Ling'er."
This, weren't they a "match made in heaven"!
Alright, no wonder the "Merit Points" consumed were so little, it turned out they were "made for each other"!
Ugh, "Brother Xiaoyao," good luck to you!
...
At this moment, before the "Shrine Statue."
Li Xiaoyao trembled all over, feeling an indescribable sensation.
"Young hero, are you alright?"
The "Old Village Chief of Qingyang Village" looked at Li Xiaoyao with concern.
Li Xiaoyao shook his head.
"I'm fine, fine, Old Village Chief, please continue."
The Old Village Chief nodded and was about to speak again.
Bang bang bang!
A series of slamming sounds echoed.
The ground shook.
A large amount of dust rained down.
The dozen or so strong men of "Qingyang Village" could barely hold back the two large doors.
Outside the door, Ling'er's deep voice came.
"Husband, my dear, hurry and open the door! You are the strong man the immortal bestowed upon me!"
Uh...
What "beastly words" were these.
The "Old Village Chief of Qingyang Village" could no longer stand it.
Was this proper, was this proper?
He slammed his walking stick forcefully on the ground and berated.
"Ling'er, don't mess around here, leave quickly!"
Originally, "Brother Xiaoyao" was trembling in fear, that "Mighty Aunt" was too terrifying, women were too terrifying!
However, when he heard the Old Village Chief utter the name "Ling'er," his whole body trembled.
A shiver ran down his spine!
Li Xiaoyao felt electric currents surging in his heart, a numb, ticklish sensation...
The name "Ling'er" seemed to possess an incredibly magical power, opening a switch in "Brother Xiaoyao's" heart.
Li Xiaoyao felt the whole world become "infinitely beautiful."
This feeling was truly wonderful!
Li Xiaoyao even began to vaguely anticipate seeing "Ling'er"...
Rumble!
A loud bang.
The two large doors finally couldn't hold on, and with a final slam, they collapsed.
The dozen or so strong men of "Qingyang Village" scrambled for cover, covering their heads.
Fortunately, they dodged quickly and were not crushed by the two doors.
Thump thump thump!
A rough and heroic footsteps sounded, and a towering figure walked in through the swirling dust.
Broad-shouldered and bear-waisted!
Muscles bulging!
An old face weathered by time, deeply etched with wrinkles.
It was none other than the "Mighty Aunt" – Ling'er!
"Husband! My dear!"
Ling'er shouted excitedly.
Her voice was domineering, filled with heroic spirit, like a "tiger roaring in the forest."
Due to her excitement, Ling'er's biceps even twitched twice...
This was the legendary "muscles bulging like dragons"!
More manly than any man!
Seeing this scene, the pink little stars in "Brother Xiaoyao's" eyes all shattered, fragmented, turned to dust...
Sorry, I'll leave!
Li Xiaoyao suddenly snapped back to reality.
He felt that he must have been "bewitched" just now, to have had fantasies about the "Mighty Aunt."
How terrifying!
No.
Li Xiaoyao shook his head vigorously. He hadn't fantasized about the "Mighty Aunt," but about the beautiful name "Ling'er."
Yes, it must be like that!
To confirm his thoughts, "Brother Xiaoyao" deliberately took another look at the "Mighty Aunt."
Just because I glanced at you more in the crowd...
Gag!
"Brother Xiaoyao" vomited.
As a "cool and aloof Sword Immortal," he usually didn't eat, at most he drank a little "Dragon Tooth Rice Wine," so he was now spitting out clear water.
Gurgle!
The sound of flowing water!
Seeing this, Ling'er on the opposite side was very happy.
"Husband, you truly are a man among men, a strong man, even drooling so passionately and unrestrainedly, I like it so much!"
Among men
Hearing this, "Brother Xiaoyao" vomited even more fiercely!
Damn it, don't misunderstand!
I wasn't drooling, I was vomiting, vomiting, vomiting, important things said three times.
And, don't come over, don't come over, don't come over!
Important things said three times again!
Just as the chaos was escalating, "Qingyang Village" received a group of "uninvited guests."
Swish swish swish!
Streams of spiritual light, like a "meteor shower," streaked across the sky, heading towards "Qingyang Village."
Soon, the first spiritual light descended, landing right in the courtyard of the "Grand Hall of Worship."
As the rainbow light dispersed, a "middle-aged handsome guy" appeared before everyone.
Wow, a man!
The women there got excited again!
What a good day today, another "handsome guy" has arrived!
Hmm, it seems our horizons need to broaden. After "praying for children," we can add some additional clauses, such as "handsome guys falling from the sky"...
The "aunts'" fantasies were beautiful, but the "middle-aged handsome guy's" face was extremely grim.
His right hand hung limply, bright red blood dripping down his arm.
Drip, drip, drip...
Soon, a small puddle of blood accumulated at the "middle-aged handsome guy's" feet, looking shocking.
However, the "middle-aged handsome guy" paid no attention to it. His brow furrowed, and he looked into the distant sky, as if a great threat was pursuing him.
Swish swish swish!
Streams of spiritual light continued to fall.
As the rainbow lights dispersed, most of them were injured and disheveled figures.
These people, like the "middle-aged handsome guy," all looked at the distant sky with tense expressions and infinite anger...
What's going on?
The "aunts" finally realized something was wrong, and they all retreated in panic.
In just this short time, the entire "Grand Hall of Worship" was filled with cultivators who had descended from the sky.
These cultivators were all in a sorry state, each bearing wounds.
"Senior Brother Song, that dog Gou Ying is still chasing us, what should we do now?"
A cultivator with a severed left arm walked up to the "middle-aged handsome guy" and said through gritted teeth.
"The Three Elders and Seven Masters have all self-detonated and died. The dog-like bastards from the Imperial Observatory are still chasing us, especially that dog Gou Ying. He has killed so many of our fellow disciples from Laojun Peak along the way... Senior Brother Song, we can't endure it any longer, let's fight him!"
"Impossible!"
The "middle-aged handsome guy" shook his head and said in a deep voice.
"The self-detonation of the Nascent Souls of the Three Elders and Seven Masters, and the sacrifices of our elders, were all to forge a path for us unworthy juniors!"
"If we choose to perish together with Gou Ying now, won't the sacrifices of our predecessors be meaningless!"
"We have already reached the Eastern Wilderness Mountain Range. As long as we find the mysterious senior, we will be saved. At this critical final moment, we absolutely cannot give up..."
Before he could finish speaking, a cold sneer echoed from the sky.
"Heh heh heh, you remnants of Laojun Peak still dare to dream of escaping? Dreams! Today, I will exterminate you all!"