What the heck!
You don't know until you look, and you'll be terrified when you do!
Seeing the appearance of that "burly figure" clearly, Li Xiaoyao trembled uncontrollably, a feeling of being dominated by fear!
Too terrifying!
That "burly figure" was none other than his "Ling'er"!
Cough cough...
The soft, cute, and sweet name "Ling'er" didn't match her appearance at all!
Her appearance was that of a strong woman, with a massive build, bulging muscles, and an innate "heroic" aura. Despite being only eighteen years old, she looked like a forty-year-old "heroic aunt."
"Brother Xiaoyao, you're finally awake. I missed you so much, wahahaha..."
Ling'er's voice and tone were as rough and heroic as her appearance.
She referred to herself as "I" from the moment she spoke.
Her laughter was "wahahaha."
She was the embodiment of "old Shuihu"!
Even Lu Zhishen would exclaim "A fellow connoisseur!" upon seeing her.
Li Xiaoyao's stomach churned, and he felt like throwing up.
"Let me go quickly!"
Ling'er chuckled heartily.
"Alright, Brother Xiaoyao, I'll let you go now!"
Saying that, Ling'er loosened her arms.
Li Xiaoyao was finally free. Without a word, he activated his true essence and "flew through the air," escaping.
This "heroic aunt" named Ling'er was too terrifying. When in doubt, run!
Ling'er watched Li Xiaoyao flee like a streak of light, stomping her foot in anger.
"Brother Xiaoyao, even if you have an urgent matter, shouldn't you at least consummate our marriage before leaving?"
Consummate marriage?
Li Xiaoyao, flying in the sky, nearly plummeted to his death upon hearing Ling'er's lewd words.
"Miss, uh, Auntie, please respect yourself. We've never met. I won't consummate marriage with you. It's impossible to consummate marriage with you, not in this lifetime!"
Ling'er's face instantly turned anxious upon hearing this.
"Brother Xiaoyao, husband, my dear, how can you say such a thing? We are destined to be together for three lifetimes. This is a marriage arranged by the Great Cult Master of Dehua. We must become husband and wife!"
Ling'er had once made a wish before the "Statue of Hao Ren's Worship," hoping that heaven would grant her a "strong man."
At that time, Li Xiaoyao happened to fall from the roof and landed in front of Ling'er.
A wonderful destiny thus began!
In fact, what Ling'er said about this "destiny" being arranged by the "Great Cult Master of Dehua" was not wrong!
Hao Ren's "Statue of Worship" had the function of "granting wishes."
Ling'er's "wish" consumed 0.0001 points of "Merit Value."
Brother Xiaoyao and Ling'er were a match made in heaven!
Li Xiaoyao didn't know any of this, and he didn't care. He had no intention of consummating marriage with a "heroic aunt."
He decided to leave "Qingyang Village" and never see Ling'er again, letting this "ill-fated love" dissipate in the "river of time"!
As Li Xiaoyao thought this, he urged his true essence, increasing his flying speed. He decided to return all the way to the "Purple Jade Bamboo Forest."
"Master, hello!"
"Master, let me introduce myself first, my name is A Qiu!"
"Master, my name is A Qiu!"
"Master, my name is A Qiu!"
...
Suddenly, a "whining" sound echoed in Li Xiaoyao's ears.
Ah, what the hell?
Li Xiaoyao was greatly surprised. He was flying at high speed at the moment, how could someone be speaking in his ear?
Li Xiaoyao turned his head and saw another "rainbow light" flying beside him. The person enveloped in the "rainbow light" was none other than – the "Crazy Beggar."
At this moment, the "Crazy Beggar" exuded an incredibly powerful "true essence fluctuation," his cultivation reaching the "Great Perfection stage of Nascent Soul"!
Moreover, the "Crazy Beggar's" cultivation was strange. He wasn't an ordinary "Nascent Soul cultivator."
Li Xiaoyao felt a strong sense of threat from the "Crazy Beggar."
Facing the "Crazy Beggar," it felt like facing not one person, but countless "Nascent Soul cultivators."
Terrifying!
Terrifying indeed!
"Who are you?"
Li Xiaoyao frowned, glaring warily at the "Crazy Beggar."
The "Crazy Beggar" looked hurt and said sadly.
"Master, I am your disciple A Qiu!"
"Master, I am your disciple A Qiu!"
"Master, I am your disciple..."
...
Li Xiaoyao's eyes widened, utterly bewildered.
So, what the hell was this guy talking about?
The "Crazy Beggar" babbled a long string of names, over three thousand of them!
And their voices varied, male and female, old and young, making for a lively scene!
What was going on with this "Crazy Beggar"? Why was he calling me "Master"?
Li Xiaoyao was completely confused.
The "Crazy Beggar" began muttering again.
"It's over, it's over, we seem to have scared Master!"
"Oh no, what if Master doesn't want to take us as disciples?"
"How about we first ask Master if he knows our nuclear launch codes? Even if we can't be his disciples, knowing the nuclear launch codes wouldn't be a loss!"
"Idiot, stop talking about nuclear launch codes. We want to be disciples, disciples, disciples, say it three times for important matters!"
"How about we bribe Master and take out the meeting gift we prepared for him!"
"Yes, yes, good idea!"
...
Meeting gift?
Upon hearing the "Crazy Beggar" mention "meeting gift," Li Xiaoyao's heart skipped a beat, and a strong sense of unease washed over him.
Not good!
A very bad feeling!
"I don't want your meeting gift..."
Alas, alas, alas, why did I say "you"? The "Crazy Beggar" is clearly a single person! Have I gone crazy too?
In this brief moment of stunned silence, the "Crazy Beggar" had already produced a yellow cloth bag.
He formed a hand seal, and the yellow cloth bag opened, emitting a divine light. An incredibly familiar "burly figure" appeared.
What the heck!
Li Xiaoyao
(((;꒪ꈊ꒪;)))
I have something to say right now!
Why did you bring "Ling'er" up here for no reason?
Are you "giving a gift," or are you "giving me my death"?
As Li Xiaoyao was mentally complaining, Ling'er had already become impatient. She spread her arms and launched a "tiger pounce," tightly embracing Li Xiaoyao.
"Husband, my dear, Brother Xiaoyao..."
With Li Xiaoyao's cultivation as a "peerless Sword Immortal," it should have been easy for him to dodge Ling'er's "tiger pounce."
However, for some unknown reason, Li Xiaoyao felt as if he had been struck by a "paralysis spell" and couldn't move. He could only watch helplessly as Ling'er pounced over and gave him a "bear hug"!
Destined to be together for three lifetimes!