A grand and imposing hall, rising from the ground.
The entire hall boasts upturned eaves, supporting brackets, and intricately carved beams and painted walls.
In front of the hall stand ten guardian god statues, standing guard.
Full of grandeur.
Lined up in the courtyard are eighteen "incense burning tripods," all currently enveloped in swirling mist, with abundant incense smoke.
Crowds of villagers, with solemn expressions and faces full of devotion, queue up to offer incense and pay respects.
The eighteen "incense burning tripods" are not enough, the line stretches very long.
Yet, even so, the people remain incredibly devout, with no one showing impatience or anxiety.
They all come to offer incense with an extremely pious, "pilgrimage" mindset.
This greatly gratifies "Brother Xiaoyao."
The villagers of "Qingyang Village" have such high "ideological awareness," being so devout towards the "Senior." Excellent, excellent!
Furthermore, "Brother Xiaoyao" discovered something interesting.
Hmm, I believe everyone has noticed, the ones offering incense are "they" (feminine), not "they" (masculine)!
That's right, all the people who come to offer incense here are women!
Men can't even squeeze in, they are excluded.
What is going on?
"Brother Xiaoyao's" curiosity is immediately piqued.
Could it be that the "Senior's" charm is too great, making him a "friend to women"?
"Brother Xiaoyao" descends with his sword light, hiding within the grand hall, eavesdropping on the prayers of the "women."
With his cultivation at the "Golden Core Great Perfection stage," doing this "without anyone noticing" is too easy.
However, the moment he hears the "women's" prayers, he immediately loses his composure and falls directly from the eaves.
"Immortal, Immortal, please bless me to have a chubby baby boy this year!"
"Immortal, Immortal, please bless me to hit the jackpot this year and have two chubby baby boys!"
"Immortal, Immortal, please bless me to have double happiness this year and give birth to twins, a boy and a girl!"
...
So, the incense here is so popular because of the "female devotees." All the "women" are here to "pray for children"!
The most amazing thing is that praying to the "worshipped statue" for children is incredibly effective, granting every wish.
Only by listening to the "female devotees" whispering to each other.
"Wow, you guys don't know, a few days ago, a sixty-year-old old woman came to the Immortal here to pray for a child, and after returning home, she became pregnant. An old hen hatching a pearl, and she conceived triplets, making her whole family go crazy with joy!"
"Isn't that true? My neighbor, her husband had a waist injury years ago, he was completely useless. Later, she came to the Immortal here to pray for a child, and on the evening she returned home, guess what happened? Hey, her man was as vigorous as a dragon and fierce as a tiger, like an electric motor, the commotion could be heard for ten miles around..."
Uh...
Auntie, you're speeding too much, be careful of getting "404"!
"Brother Xiaoyao," as a pure young man, couldn't handle such "lewd words" and immediately lost his footing, slipping and falling from the eaves.
Bang!
He hit the ground heavily, collapsing an "incense burning tripod."
Sparks flew, and smoke billowed.
...
At this moment, a "burly aunt" in her forties, with a bear-like build, was earnestly making a wish in a deep voice.
"Immortal, Immortal, I also want a child, but I don't have a man, so please bless me with a strong and vigorous man first!"
What a simple and unpretentious "wish"!
Then, the "burly aunt" saw "Brother Xiaoyao" fall, collapsing a "incense burning tripod." He slowly stood up, disoriented.
From the "burly aunt's" perspective, she only saw a "strong and vigorous man" slowly standing up amidst the swirling smoke. This "strong and vigorous man" had sharp facial features, an ethereal aura, and was incredibly handsome.
This must be the gift the "Immortal" bestowed upon me!
"Tears of emotion" flowed from the "burly aunt's" lips.
Flowing like a river!
"Husband!"
"Burly Aunt" exclaimed excitedly, and with a pounce, in an "eagle pounces on a sheep" style, fiercely lunged forward, as if intending to swallow "Brother Xiaoyao" whole, bones and all.
No time for explanations, let's get married quickly!
"Brother Xiaoyao" was so scared his soul almost flew out.
Where did this "demon" come from? Eat my staff! Bah, eat my sword!
"Brother Xiaoyao" was so agitated that he almost activated his acquired spiritual treasure, the "Azure Origin Immortal Sword," to kill the "burly aunt."
However, in the end, "Brother Xiaoyao" stopped in time!
He could tell that the "burly aunt" had no malicious intent, and she was just an ordinary mortal. The cultivation of a "sword renter" made it impossible for "Brother Xiaoyao" to be as "decisive and ruthless" as he would be towards a "demonic cultivator" to an ordinary mortal.
In the moment of "Brother Xiaoyao's" hesitation, the "burly aunt" had already tackled him.
No time for explanations, let's get on the bus, bah, let's get married quickly!
The other "female devotees" suddenly saw "Brother Xiaoyao" descend from the sky, causing another commotion.
A pervert!
However, such a handsome pervert, we really want him to "pervert" us a bit.
...
After a period of commotion, fortunately, the "Old Village Chief of Qingyang Village" arrived in time. He led people to rescue "Brother Xiaoyao."
At this time, "Brother Xiaoyao" was utterly miserable. His face was covered with a crisscross pattern of "rouge marks."
Well, not only did the "burly aunt" give him "fiery kisses," but many other "female devotees" took advantage of the chaos to get close to "Brother Xiaoyao" and take liberties.
In this regard, the "burly aunt" was extremely indignant.
Don't you women have any shame?
This "strong and vigorous man" is the gift the Immortal bestowed upon me!
And the "female devotees" were not intimidated at all.
Yes, that's right, we verbally wished for "children."
But how do you know if we didn't also wish for a "strong and vigorous man" in our hearts?
So, whoever sees it gets a share!
Hehehe...
The "Old Village Chief of Qingyang Village" exerted all his strength and finally managed to escort "Brother Xiaoyao" to a safe zone – the interior of the grand hall, in front of the "worshipped statue."
Because the fame of the "worshipped statue" was so great, with people coming to "pray for children" every day, the hall couldn't accommodate everyone. Therefore, everyone's "incense offering and wish-making" took place outside the hall. The interior of the hall was actually the calmest and safest place.
"Old Village Chief, what on earth is going on?"
"Brother Xiaoyao" was still trembling with fear.
He felt violated.
In just a few short minutes, he was trapped in a "sea of women" and almost devoured alive.
Not only did people kiss him all over his face, but others also touched him, it was too "humiliating"!
Li Xiaoyao really wanted to give them a club, uh, a sword!
To slaughter them all!
"Husband, my husband!"
At this moment, the "burly aunt's" deep voice echoed from outside the door again.
Li Xiaoyao shivered all over, his previous "imposing aura" instantly dissipated. He was so scared!