Chapter 1 A Golden Dick

They stopped at a charging station for a while.

The car fully charged, Song Ran bought a plum juice drink and tossed it in the car, then went to the restroom with Li Cheng颐.

Inside the restroom, the two stood side by side in front of the urinals.

Li Cheng颐 unzipped his pants, took it out, and started to pee.

Song Ran, who was over two meters tall beside him, also unzipped his pants and took it out.

A burst of colorful light flashed, illuminating the surroundings in a multicolored glow.

"Welcome to the intelligent urination system, current urine component detection starting..." a soft female voice announced.

"Urea nitrogen content normal, uric acid slightly high, urine calcium normal, urine potassium normal, creatinine normal..."

Li Cheng颐 blankly lowered his gaze, seeing not an ordinary ding-dong.

It was....

It was a lump of golden ding-dong wrapped in colorful lights!!

"!!??"

Li Cheng颐 was dumbfounded, even forgetting he was still peeing, watching Song Ran calmly shake it, zip up his pants, and turn to leave indifferently.

He was still immersed in the shock just now.

'This guy... squeezed over to pee together just to show off, right???'

These days, people actually make ding-dongs out of gold... What happened to his original organ??

The sound of flushing water pulled Li Cheng颐 back to his senses. He hurriedly finished peeing, zipped up his zipper, and walked out of the restroom.

At this time, Song Ran was already standing by the car, waiting.

"Let's go, the charge is full."

"...Bro... awesome!" Li Cheng颐 looked strange, walked closer, and gave him a thumbs up.

The two got into the car and fastened their seat belts. They looked together at the windshield in front.

Outside the window was a straight black road between dense trees.

The road was divided in two by a white line, with vehicles constantly approaching and receding.

"Brother Song, what's that thing of yours..." Li Cheng颐 couldn't help but ask.

"Hehe..." Song Ran smiled, started the car, rolled down the window, and spat a mouthful of phlegm into the wind.

"A man shouldn't have weaknesses."

He patted Li Cheng颐's shoulder deeply, and stepped on the accelerator.

Buzz!

A violent engine sound rang out, the black SUV began to vibrate, and two thick silver metal tubes slowly rose from the rear.

Two bright blue streams of air spewed out from the metal tubes.

With a violent screeching sound, the car was like a wild horse breaking free of its reins, accelerating and speeding forward.

The speedometer climbed from 0 to 180 km/h in just two seconds....

Ah!!

Li Cheng颐 opened his mouth to shout, but his voice was drowned out by the wild sound of the car.

Song Ran's face on the side became enthusiastic and twisted for the first time, even a little ferocious.

He sang a song in an unknown language, shaking his whole body as he held the steering wheel.

Gradually, Li Cheng颐 noticed that the trees on both sides of the car were getting shorter.

Startled, he quickly leaned his head out of the car window to look.

He saw that the SUV's wheels had retracted, and a pair of black metal wings had unfolded on both sides.

A triangular, flat structure also protruded from the front of the car.

"Don't be nervous, we'll be there soon," Song Ran shouted.

'Warning, warning, the left wing is damaged and has not been repaired, please repair it in time.' Immediately, a cold electronic voice sounded.

A red warning light popped up in the car and flashed.

Bang.

Song Ran slapped the warning light back.

"It's okay, I forgot to inspect it, I'll fix it when we get back," he grinned.

"....." Li Cheng颐's face twisted. How dare you fly with a damaged wing!!?

And you want me not to be nervous!!?

He felt his heartbeat soaring to 180, his whole body feeling hot, but the back of his head was cold.

He felt even more horrified than he did in the blind spot.

"It's okay, we have parachutes," Song Ran said quickly to comfort him, seeing his nervous expression.

"I don't know how to parachute!!!" Li Cheng颐 roared.

"I'll teach you in a moment, it's very simple, don't worry," Song Ran said easily.

"I..." Li Cheng颐 wanted to say something, but the car accelerated suddenly, and a strong wind instantly filled his mouth.

Under the blue sky, above the dense mountains and forests.

A black SUV with wings flew towards the distance at high speed. Although it swayed slightly and occasionally veered in one direction, it still managed to fly in the right direction under the constant correction of the steering wheel.

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Di Mo Ge, located in the northern part of the Yi Country, adjacent to the Fermos Ocean, one of the four major oceans, is a small and medium-sized city about the size of Suiyang.

This place is prone to earthquakes, but rich in seafood, so it is mostly distributed with fishermen and seafood development companies.

Di Mo Ge, next to an unnamed beach.

Ugh!!

Li Cheng颐's face was pale, he rolled out of the car and dry heaved on the ground.

He had already vomited everything he could on the way, and now there was nothing in his stomach except a little sour water.

"Old brother, you're not good. Your physique is too poor." Song Ran got out of the other side of the car, lowered his head, lit a cigarette, and took a beautiful puff.

Looking at Li Cheng颐, who was exhausted and speechless, he looked around, took out a pair of brown sunglasses and put them on.

"These are yours." He took out another pair of the same brown sunglasses from his pocket.

Li Cheng颐 turned his head, saw the Ar enhanced glasses that were handed over, took a long breath, and straightened up.

"Can... can I change the color?"

"Adjust it yourself. It's still very convenient to use in this remote place, but don't use it too much when you're close to the city. If you encounter a more powerful hacker, you won't know how you died," Song Ran reminded.

"Not connected to the Internet, a separate local area network type?" Li Cheng颐 asked suddenly. He had known about this thing for a long time, but he couldn't afford it. The lowest price was two hundred thousand, so ordinary people couldn't even think about it.

"Yes, the battery can last all day, just don't turn on the maximum power," Song Ran replied affirmatively.

He fumbled in his clothes and took out a small silver round box.

He snapped open the box, and inside, like rings, were two silver things like hair clips.

"One for each of us, intelligent simultaneous translator."

Song Ran took one out and handed it to Li Cheng颐.

The latter took it and looked at it.

"Where do I clip it?"

"Near the throat is fine."

"Then the collar." Li Cheng颐 casually clipped the thing to the corner of his collar.

Then he put on the Ar glasses, and a series of subtle beeps sounded.

"Please set the activation gesture."

He casually made a single-handed heart gesture.

"Setting completed. Please select a mode."

"1 - Engineering Mode: Can be used for accurate calculation of scanning parameters, recording, video recording, basic ray irradiation analysis, etc.

2 - Regular Mode: Can be used to enhance vision, 3D modeling, short-range contact, medical detection, data learning."

"Select regular."

Li Cheng颐 replied softly.

Beep beep.

After two soft sounds.

In an instant, the beach and waves in front of him became exceptionally clear and delicate.

The tiny splashes of waves hitting the black reef hundreds of meters away were clearly visible in Li Cheng颐's eyes.

He could even see a bit of coral debris mixed in one of the waves.

There was also a small number on the right side of the field of vision.

Optional magnification: 1-100.

"Let's go. The boss's people are here." Song Ran's voice came from beside him at this time.

Li Cheng颐 immediately saw a green reminder number appear on the right side of his field of vision, in the lower right corner.

'3 people, 19.763m.'

This was to remind him of the direction, number, and distance of the people who were coming.

Li Cheng颐 sighed inwardly. Only now did he truly experience the level of technology in this era.

At least he had never experienced this kind of technology in his previous life.

But thinking of the hacker Song Ran mentioned, he took off the Ar and looked back at the people coming.

At this time, Song Ran had already taken the initiative to meet them and talk to them.

Coming were three yellow-hat workers wearing gray long clothes and pants.

The yellow hats they wore were all hard engineering hats made of reinforced plastic. They were round, like half a yellow bean that had been cut open.

The three were relatively short, probably less than 1.7 meters tall. Standing in front of Song Ran, they looked a little timid like children.

As they got closer, Li Cheng颐 heard what they were saying.

It was not Yi Country Mandarin, but an unheard-of dialect.

But immediately, the translator on his collar began to work, flashing a small green light.

The voice of the little yellow hat leader was quickly translated into standard Mandarin and sounded in Li Cheng颐's ear.

"...The residence is still some distance away from here. We'll lead the way first, and you follow behind. It rained heavily yesterday, and it's very wet everywhere here. Our machines are also very difficult to dig."

Song Ran interrupted before the other party could continue.

"How's the progress? The boss pays the full wages every day. We only care about the progress."

"We've already dug more than two hundred and fifty meters. It takes time to continue digging down, because the Gelius parking lot itself is in a collapsed state. We're worried that randomly damaging the exterior wall structure will completely damage the remaining cavities inside. So we've been waiting for experts to calculate the best excavation route for us," the little yellow hat head explained.

They were dark-skinned, thin, and looked like standard tropical people.

"Let's go, let's go to the site first," Song Ran said directly, too lazy to talk nonsense.

"Which expert did you hire?" he suddenly remembered something and asked.

"It's expert Ding Chongyi," the little yellow hat head replied quickly.

"Her..." Song Ran's footsteps obviously paused, "She's calculating remotely online, right?"

"No, expert Ding arrived yesterday. She's probably still surveying near the site," the little yellow hat replied quickly.

"Why don't you change experts??" Song Ran's face showed obvious annoyance.

Li Cheng颐 followed along on the side, saw this scene, and also became a little curious about that Ding Chongyi expert.

The guy who could make a fierce and strong monster like Song Ran feel annoyed was probably an interesting monster too.

"Forget it, forget it, among the secondary experts, Ding Chongyi is indeed... um... let's not talk about these, let's go, let's go see first," Song Ran waved his hand.

The three little yellow hats and them each returned to the car, started the engine, made a turn on the beach, passed through a small coconut grove, and drove onto a clearly newly built black road.

Li Cheng颐 sat in the passenger seat, looking at the various coconuts randomly dropped on the side of the road. Some of the coconut shells were rotten and black, and no one picked them up. He had a basic understanding of the place.

"What's going on with that Ding Chongyi expert? Looking at your appearance, it feels like she's not easy to get along with?" he withdrew his gaze and asked.

"She's the kind... very annoying, but you can't find anyone to replace her. She has the level of a first-class expert, but she's still second-class, and she's the only one in the company," Song Ran said with a headache.

"Experts can speed up the excavation progress, so just bear with her if she's annoying," Li Cheng颐 didn't think so, and felt that Song Ran's tolerance was too poor.

"You'll understand when you see her," Song Ran took a deep breath and stepped on the accelerator.

The car made a buzzing sound, like a roaring beast, and the speed instantly increased to 160, rushing forward along the black road.