Chapter 1683: Chapter 1685: Dirty Enough to Roll Noodles With
"Haha... This kid is so obsessed with his looks." Yang Chuxia laughed and shook her head, he’s even more concerned about his image than girls. This trait doesn’t quite match his rough personality.
"Must have been born into the wrong body, he should’ve been a girl," Ye Zi’an added.
After dinner, Ye Zi’an and Yang Chuxia habitually took a stroll in the garden until they were done digesting and returned to the bamboo courtyard.
"Darling, let’s bathe together tonight," Ye Zi’an hugged her from behind as soon as they entered the house.
"No way, we’ll bathe separately."
Yang Chuxia thought, in this hot weather, bathing together would be adding fuel to the fire. Does he think she doesn’t know what he’s up to? She’s not going to do something so silly.
"Come on, I’ll scrub your back," Ye Zi’an rested his chin on her shoulder, coaxing, "Or you can help me scrub? No one to help, I can’t reach my back while bathing every day, it’s probably so dirty you could use it to make noodles. Can you help me clean it?"
"Ugh!!" Yang Chuxia was speechless, "Could you stop saying disgusting things? Now every time I eat noodles I’ll be traumatised."
"Hehe, so is it on then, darling?" Ye Zi’an chuckled foolishly at her words, "Together, we’ll do it together, it’s settled."
Before Yang Chuxia could say anything, Ye Zi’an shouted, "Ming Lan, go prepare the lady’s clothes and toiletries. Ming Liu, get someone to bring the water."
"Yes, my lord!"
Ming Lan responded from outside, then went with Ming Liu to prepare.
"Hehe, no bathing separately," Ye Zi’an pinched Yang Chuxia’s cheeks, tugged at them, and grinned slyly.
"Haha," Yang Chuxia giggled, wrapped her arm around his neck and said, "What’s wrong with bathing together?"
Having said this, Yang Chuxia swaggered into the bathing room, leaving Ye Zi’an standing there, frustrated.
However, once Yang Chuxia was out of sight, he secretly clenched his fist, thinking to himself that today he’d go all out, even if it meant dying under a peony. Damn any taboos or prohibitions, they were all nonsense.
So when everything was ready, Yang Chuxia noticed Ye Zi’an seemed to be seducing her, given even taking off his clothes had a kind of aesthetic.
Looking over, Ye Zi’an was turned away from her, leisurely taking off his last piece of clothing, those long legs, that straight back, and that tempting silhouette, it was enough to make her blood boil.
She involuntarily gulped, and since it was just the two of them in the room, the sound was surprisingly clear, allowing Ye Zi’an to hear it in his ears, he smiled silently, step one complete!
Then he turned around.
"Darling..." as he called out, he stepped forward.
Ye Zi’an silently started counting one, two, and before reaching three, Yang Chuxia suddenly clung to his neck, Ye Zi’an secretly laughed again, step two complete!
"Darling, give me a kiss." Seeing her not moving, Ye Zi’an decided to take the initiative.
Wait a minute!
In the middle of the deep kiss, Yang Chuxia suddenly snapped back to reality, why was she losing self-control, it’s just a bath, she couldn’t let this fox lead her astray.
"What’s with the kissing! Just bathe, quickly!" Yang Chuxia abruptly pushed him away, then picked up a large towel nearby and tossed it at him.
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