Soon, the two individuals from the health bureau finished their inspection and emerged from Yu Jun's beef noodle shop.
As they came out, Yu Jun rushed to meet them.
Similarly, Zhao Shenggan, who had been waiting for a long time, also walked over, his eyes fixed on the two health bureau officials, filled with anticipation.
Looking at Zhao Shenggan, then at Yu Jun, the more approachable one from the health bureau sighed.
"Alas!"
He then asked Yu Jun again, "You're Yu Jun, the shop owner here?"
"Yes!"
Upon hearing his answer, the health bureau official nodded and produced a closure notice.
The words written in large characters on it read: Unqualified Health Inspection!
Seeing their declaration of an unqualified inspection, Li Qingfeng was not surprised at all.
He knew these health bureau officials had been sent by some Supervisor Wang Wei and could not possibly be on Yu Jun's side.
"Sir? Why is my hygiene deemed unqualified?"
Upon seeing the inspection report they presented, Yu Jun asked in confusion.
Hearing his question, the health bureau officials took out their phones and opened their photo albums, which contained several pictures of his kitchen.
The walls were blackened. Although the stove was cleaned regularly, years of accumulated grease had hardened into thick scale, impossible to scrub off.
Furthermore, his range hood was malfunctioning. The health bureau officials had even specifically tested it.
Seeing these photos, even Yu Jun had nothing to say.
He could only watch as Zhao Shenggan, with a mocking expression, fawned over the health bureau officials.
Zhao Shenggan, who had just offered cigarettes to the officials, turned to Yu Jun, pointed at his head, and shouted, "Yu Jun, if you want to keep your shop, move out tomorrow! Take the money and don't be ungrateful!"
Hearing Zhao Shenggan's words, Yu Jun's face turned ashen, which pricked Li Qingfeng's heart. This was his uncle, being bullied so severely in front of him.
Seeing this, Li Qingfeng felt he could no longer stand by and watch. Zhao Shenggan was simply too overbearing.
Li Qingfeng took two steps forward, reached Zhao Shenggan, and patted his shoulder.
However, it seemed Li Qingfeng deliberately did so, as he shifted his position three times.
Seeing Li Qingfeng's action, Zhao Shenggan's eyes were filled with wariness, and his face panicked. He looked at Li Qingfeng and asked, "What are you doing? I'm warning you, if you dare to touch me! I... I'll lie down right here!"
Seeing Zhao Shenggan's fear, Yu Jun's expression improved considerably. He never expected this arrogant landlord to be like a mouse encountering a cat.
Looking at his nephew, he nodded subtly.
Li Qingfeng retracted his hand and turned his palm over, displaying it to Zhao Shenggan.
"Don't worry, there's nothing here. I just thought you were so imposing, I couldn't help but pat you a couple of times!"
"Is that so! Why don't you follow me from now on? Look at your uncle, he's completely useless!"
Seeing his demeanor, Li Qingfeng suppressed his laughter, trying not to burst out.
He said to Zhao Shenggan, "My uncle is fine as he is, at least he's better than you, someone who frequently loses control of his bowels!"
Hearing his words, Zhao Shenggan burst into laughter.
He pointed at Li Qingfeng's face and said, "I lose control of my bowels? Are you dreaming, you brat!"
However, before he could finish speaking, Li Qingfeng interrupted him, even listing a series of reasons.
Pointing at Zhao Shenggan opposite him, he said, "Look at you now, your complexion is sallow, clearly from staying up late. There are remnants of yesterday's food scraps on your lips, proving you haven't washed up. And seeing your heavy dark circles, I know you often hold your urine, which is why you lose control of your bowels!"
Li Qingfeng spoke with conviction, making Zhao Shenggan on the opposite side a little flustered.
With each reason Li Qingfeng stated, Zhao Shenggan's face turned paler. By the time he finished all three reasons, Zhao Shenggan was completely stunned.
Because all three reasons, without exception, were accurate!
"Am I really going to lose control of my bowels?"
In his subconscious, he had started to believe Li Qingfeng's words.
Seeing the frightened Zhao Shenggan, Li Qingfeng raised his right hand and began counting down.
"Three, two, one!"
As soon as his countdown ended, a "dong" sound came from behind Zhao Shenggan, followed by a series of farting sounds.
Toot toot toot!
Then, the ground behind Zhao Shenggan was covered in yellowish liquid.
A strong odor permeated the air, making the health bureau officials gag and vomit.
"Ugh..."
Watching them retch, even Li Qingfeng felt a bit disgusted.
Yu Jun, beside him, couldn't hold it in and ran to the nearby flower bed to vomit with the health bureau officials.
Looking at their state, Zhao Shenggan showed no embarrassment. He actually felt much more comfortable after the release.
Then, another series of farting sounds followed.
Toot toot toot!
Hearing the "toot toot toot" sounds from inside, the health bureau officials no longer dared to enter.
The more approachable official from the health bureau patted Yu Jun and said, "Brother Yu, don't blame me. Wang Wei, his brother-in-law, is my direct superior. I can only issue you an unqualified inspection report! Don't blame me!"
Li Qingfeng hadn't expected this official to be so familiar with Uncle Yu. Seeing them joking together, it seemed they had known each other for a long time.
Hearing his words, Yu Jun smiled and responded casually, "Don't worry. Actually, I've been thinking of moving my shop for a while. Today, I've met the person I was waiting for. It's a great opportunity to get some money and move to a bigger place!"
Upon hearing this, the health bureau official was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "Then Zhao Shenggan has lost face and money!"
Seeing that Yu Jun wasn't discouraged or disappointed, he smiled and nodded, patting him on the shoulder. "Since Brother Yu is fine, I'll go back and report."
"Go ahead, it's not easy for you either!"
"Alas, life forces us!"
Hearing Yu Jun's words, the health bureau official said helplessly.
If he weren't just an ordinary person in the health bureau, he would never have come to trouble these small shop owners in town.
Waving goodbye to Li Qingfeng and Yu Jun, the health bureau official left.
Watching their retreating figures, Li Qingfeng turned to Yu Jun. He didn't quite understand what his uncle had said earlier.
Just as he was about to ask, he heard the "toot toot toot" sounds from inside.