Jiangshang Xiao Lianpo

Chapter 12: Barbecued Corpse Guards, Braised Corpse Guards, Let's Go, Let's Go!

Seeing this scene, everyone was shocked.

The ordinary corpse guards before were already very strong!

Now there's an elite boss, who can withstand that!

The viewers in the live stream had already silently raised the white flag, wanting to surrender.

The archaeological team members swallowed hard one by one.

The Taoist priest's face had already turned pale.

Just now, he had divined another omen for the archaeological team and almost vomited blood and died.

After looking around, the architectural master found there was no way to escape.

The Olympic champion had no desire to meet the creature in front of him at all.

He wanted to seek help and saw Zhou Lin at the closest spot to the water, staring at the corpse guard!

The Olympic champion curiously asked:

"Zhou Lin, what are you looking at!"

Then he heard Zhou Lin's mouth drooling a little:

"This thing is a descendant of a dragon. If I kill it and cook it, will it count as eating dragon meat?"

The Olympic champion's jaw almost dropped to the ground:

"What? Eat?"

The Olympic champion's voice was not loud, but everyone was very close.

Upon hearing this, they were all dumbfounded.

The viewers in the live stream were collectively bewildered.

The guards couldn't even hold on and were about to be wiped out, and you're telling me you want to eat them?

You want to eat something that bullets can't even defeat?

"I'm sure I'm not dreaming, right? Big shot Zhou Lin just mentioned the word 'eat'!"

"You're not dreaming, I heard it too, and Big shot Zhou Lin seems to be drooling!"

"Such a fierce guy, and in Big shot Zhou Lin's eyes, the first thing is to determine if it's dragon meat!"

"This is ridiculous, if it weren't for his astonishing strength, I would suspect Big shot Zhou Lin was joking!"

"It looks like Big shot Zhou Lin has a plan!"

"I don't even know what to say for a moment! What a tough guy!"

...

Elder Tang wiped the sweat from his forehead and walked forward, saying:

"Young friend Zhou Lin, two comrades from the guard team have already sacrificed their lives. We cannot afford any more pointless sacrifices. If you have a way, please help our archaeological team overcome this crisis!"

Zhou Lin then noticed the bloody smell on the water.

He had been busy exchanging rewards and hadn't paid attention to the scene. Hearing this, he nodded with a look of determination.

"Elder Tang, don't worry, we'll fight them to the death today!"

"Even if I die, I'll take a bite out of them!"

"Pah, raw meat doesn't taste good. This kind of meat has been alive for so long, it must be too old. How about we grill it later? Sprinkle some salt and pepper, and it'll surely be delicious!"

"I can't help it, I'm drooling!"

Saying that, Zhou Lin roared:

"Corpse guards, does eating you count as eating dragon meat?"

Archaeological team: ...

Live stream: ...

Corpse guards: ... What the hell!

Because of the popularity of the archaeological team, coupled with the popularity of the live stream and its spread, major media outlets couldn't help but pick up their pens and write!

UC Shocking Department: Corpse guards, the archaeological team faces its strongest crisis, yet a contestant named Zhou Lin asks if the dragon meat attribute is true!

Tencent Video: The millennium ancient dragon clan branch, the corpse guards, are about to face the fate of being eaten. Is this divine justice or reincarnation?

IP Video: My name is Zhou Lin, I want to eat dragon meat, corpse guards, you understand?

...

Elder Tang silently covered his head and turned away.

The captain of the guard team's eyes were bloodshot:

Big shot Zhou Lin, do you have a way to deal with them? Even if we die, we will help you achieve it!

The other guard members also roared: Kill them all!

They took out their magazines! Ready to die!

Zhou Lin sighed deeply, his expression extremely uncertain.

When the camera turned to him, it showed fear, terror, and panic on Zhou Lin's face. Then he began to appraise, looked around, then seemed to make up his mind, and finally nodded forcefully.

With tears full of emotion, he looked at the gymnast closest to him:

"This thing is very strong!"

The gymnast nodded blankly.

But countless questions swirled in his mind. Didn't you just say it was delicious?

Zhou Lin said sincerely: "What if..."

The gymnast was stunned, didn't you say the meat was delicious?

Zhou Lin continued: "I might die!"

The gymnast first shook his head blankly, then nodded again.

Zhou Lin continued: "If I die, will the fifty million still be paid?"

Gymnast: ...

Others: ...

Elder Tang: ...

Viewers: ...

"If I win, it's not too much to ask for a red envelope, right?!"

Zhou Lin looked at the others.

The Olympic champion immediately said:

"One million!"

Others also chimed in.

Zhou Lin showed a satisfied expression.

That expression made the viewers in the live stream feel uneasy.

They then remembered that Zhou Lin was just an ordinary person, seemingly only in his early twenties.

What could he possibly have!

He was just lucky before!

He was just a novelist.

Weak and powerless.

But now, facing a crisis, he stood out resolutely!

He came to the archaeological dig for money, right??

It's too difficult!

Some viewers were already saying:

"Oh dear, why do I have sand in my eyes!"

"Wuwu, Big shot Zhou Lin's expression makes me want to cry!"

"Is this the legendary 'wind howls and the Yi River is cold'? My heavens!"

"It's over, I'm breaking down, I can't hold back anymore, what should I do?"

"I don't know if Big shot Zhou Lin will die. Big shot Zhou Lin, you can do it, we believe you, defeat the corpse guards!"

"We're still waiting for you to cook dragon meat, you must keep going!"

...

Elder Tang wanted to speak, but saw Zhou Lin's expression change.

Then, as he opened his mouth to speak,

Crystal clear saliva, uncontrollably, flowed from his mouth!

That smooth thread, under the camera, was magnified infinitely.

At the same time,

Everyone heard a rumbling sound from Zhou Lin's stomach.

Everyone was stunned!

This guy Zhou Lin was actually genuinely hungry????

Before anyone could react!

They saw a figure suddenly charge into the water.

A black and gold saber also appeared in his hand!

The saber flashed with a dazzling light in the night.

This scene not only stunned the archaeological team.

Even the corpse guard legion in the water was in a daze.

As the figure approached,

One of the corpse guards attacked Zhou Lin!

Then, a sharp blade light was seen as the black and gold ancient saber cut through the night!

The next second,

They saw that corpse guard's head and body separated!

All the members of the guard team widened their eyes.

"Holy crap?????"

The viewers in the live stream widened their eyes in unison:

"Holy crap?????????"

"It's over already!"

Although the corpse guards had limited intelligence, they were not stupid. They knew Zhou Lin was not to be trifled with, so more than ten of them attacked Zhou Lin almost simultaneously!

Zhou Lin roared:

"Steamed or braised, let's go!"

"Elder Tang, get someone to prepare pots and pans!"

Swish swish swish!

All were cut down with one stroke!

Severed at the waist!

The leader of the corpse guards was completely panicked and tried to run away!

Zhou Lin roared:

"My barbecue is missing you, stay!"

Water splashed, creating ripples!

After saying the word "stay," a black and gold ancient saber flew out.

Then that arrogant guy was directly knocked to the ground.

Boom!

As the water surface gradually calmed down.

Whether it was the archaeological team or the people in the live stream, their faces were frozen.

Even the bullet comments in the entire live stream stopped for a good few minutes.

After a long time, a viewer in the live stream silently gave a thumbs up:

"I just want to say: Big shot Zhou Lin is the best!"

"I just want to say two things: Big shot Zhou Lin, you're not a mistress, I think I'm in love with you!"

"Big shot Zhou Lin, husband, can I?"

"Big shot Zhou Lin, I'm gone~~~~~~"

"Is this the legendary novelist! I also write novels, why..."

...

Inside the archaeological team.

The Taoist priest pinched his stiff face and forced a smile that was uglier than crying.

"This guy is so fierce!"

As soon as others heard this, they immediately nodded!

The gymnast shrunk his neck. He had been displeased with Zhou Lin before.

Now he just wanted to shrink his neck and get as far away as possible!

Are novelists this fierce now?

Too terrifying!

He usually didn't talk much either~~~~

The Olympic champion swallowed his saliva. He noticed Zhou Lin's movements when he jumped into the water.

He realized that the moment Zhou Lin jumped into the water, he didn't fall directly in.

Instead, he formed a rhythm similar to a dragonfly skimming the water.

This person is too fierce!

The Taoist priest also noticed this.

As a Taoist priest, he had practiced a lot to maintain his "Dao bone."

He absorbed the essence of the sun and moon and so on.

But no matter how much essence he absorbed, he couldn't reach this level of seemingly weak appearance, yet fighting like a dragonfly on water and being brave and fearless!

The Taoist priest had even thought this guy was going to his death just a moment ago.

The next moment, he realized how badly he had been proven wrong.

And the weapon in his hand, what material could cut a corpse guard in half with one blow?!!

Old Li, the head of security for the archaeological team, was even more shocked.

No one knew the strength of the corpse guards better than them.

Yet, such powerful creatures were like cutting vegetables and melons in Zhou Lin's hands.

This gave Old Li an illusion.

Are the guns and cannons in my hands fake?

"How did you do it!"

Elder Tang finally managed to ask after a long pause.

Zhou Lin scratched his head. He knew this was a live broadcast, so he definitely wouldn't reveal how the black and gold ancient saber appeared.

So, with a tone of disdain, he said:

"Isn't it just killing a few fish? It's that simple. Next time, you can still find me for this kind of thing."

"I forgot to add, my lifelong hobby is actually being a chef. Writing novels is just my side hustle!"

Saying that, Zhou Lin picked up a corpse guard that had been dead for a long time and skillfully skinned and deboned it.

Seeing this, the viewers thought, "Wow, others come for archaeology, and Zhou Lin is already preparing to eat wild game from the tomb!"

After deboning and skinning it, they began to prepare the fire.

The air in the tomb was usually thin, so they mostly brought cooked food.

Fortunately, the guard team was professional, and they managed to find a pot and some cooking equipment.

Just as everyone had finally gathered everything together,

They saw Zhou Lin nimbly take out a bag of salt from his pocket!

The people in the live stream burst into laughter.

"Am I ignorant, or did I just see Big shot Zhou Lin carrying a bag of salt on him!"

"I thought it was an illusion, but that salt is definitely real, I use the same brand at home!"

"I haven't recovered from the shock of the corpse guards being killed, and Big shot Zhou Lin showed off again!"

"I'm really speechless!"

...

However, the matter was far from over.

Just when everyone thought salt was excessive,

Zhou Lin took out another bag of MSG!

With the MSG,

The entire internet was shocked.

Elder Tang was shocked!

The Taoist priest was shocked!

The experts and professors were shocked!

All members of the archaeological team were shocked!

The Taoist priest covered his head, and being teammates with this person could easily lead to a mental breakdown!

The gymnast licked his lips:

"Brother, is there any more!"

Zhou Lin chuckled.

"I didn't want to take it out, I was afraid you'd laugh at me. Since you asked, I'll take it out then!"

Saying that, Zhou Lin took out soy sauce!

Everyone was shocked!

The entire internet was shocked!

Then he took out light soy sauce!

The archaeological team was dumbfounded.

The live stream gifts went wild!

That wasn't all.

Zhou Lin slowly took out cumin, pepper powder, chili powder...

This scene blew up the minds of everyone in the live stream.

Some began to doubt themselves.

"Everyone, are you sure this isn't a cooking show?"

"Bringing this stuff for archaeology, how did Big shot Zhou Lin think of it!"

"So others come for archaeology and face near-death experiences, and you come to the tomb to have a barbecue?"

"I'm so..."

Inside the archaeological team.

The Taoist priest covered his head:

"This Zhou Lin, I've never met anyone like him in my life!"

Another leading professor beside Elder Tang whispered:

"Elder Tang, why did you think of recruiting Zhou Lin to the archaeological team back then? After all, he was just a novelist before."

Elder Tang looked up at the sky, lost in thought:

"I don't know either. Who knew he would be so excited when I mentioned danger!"

"He said 'Elder Tang, I want to go,' could I refuse? Unlike others, who were terrified."

Professor: ... Strangely, why does it smell like a trap?

Soon, the ancient tomb kitchen began to operate!

At this moment, Zhou Lin was extremely busy.

He wielded the black and gold ancient saber so fast.

Even the cameramen could only capture a blur.

The entire tomb was filled with fragrance.

There was steamed corpse guard, braised corpse guard, dry-fried corpse guard, deep-fried corpse guard.

There was also garlic-flavored corpse guard!

A whole corpse guard feast!

The aroma alone made the viewers who had just eaten hungry!

The Taoist priest, after taking just one bite, immediately exclaimed: "Oh my, it smells delicious!"

The viewers were envious:

"At this point, I feel like going over and asking Big shot Zhou Lin for some corpse guard to eat, what should I do?"

"Are you looking for death upstairs? Can we eat that corpse guard? But it smells so good!"

"I'm drooling with envy. Suddenly I feel like the archaeological team is so happy!"

"??? Are you poisoned upstairs? You think it's happiness? A meal of corpse guard can win you over?"

Soon, the entire archaeological team began to eat.

At first, Elder Tang and the others maintained their composure.

But soon.

Live stream viewers:

"Mom, I'm hungry!"

"I don't want to eat, but they're grabbing food, damn it, don't do this, as a novelist, I'm under a lot of pressure!"

"Is writing novels this competitive now? I'm being squeezed to death, Big shot Zhou Lin, please teach me!"

"Wuwu, it smells so good, I've already ordered takeout, I'm having an extra meal tonight, I'm going to gain weight again, wuwu, Big shot Zhou Lin is toxic!"

Soon, everyone was full and satisfied.

The Taoist priest and others had rosy complexions.

The Taoist priest let out a burp. He felt an indescribable energy within him. This energy swept away his previous fatigue.

The gymnast's face was filled with surprise: "Holy crap, I feel like my stamina has increased. Now, even if I return to the competition, I think I can win another championship!"

The history professor shook his head, a hint of clarity flashing in his eyes.

"This corpse guard!..."