Hearing Dao Dahai's words, Cheng Xiaofan's face instantly darkened. So this was the kind of problem he was supposed to solve!
Fang Xiuqin, standing beside them, shot Dao Dahai a displeased glare. "Dahai, you're in charge of the police station, yet you can't even handle this kind of matter yourself and are asking Xiaofan to help. How could you even ask?"
Remembering that her grandmother was from Zhuxi Village, she clearly sided with Cheng Xiaofan in this situation.
Upon hearing this, Dao Dahai chuckled, "Xiuqin, you don't understand Brother Xiaofan's qi-observing skills. They are incredibly powerful!"
"The moment he saw you and me, he knew our relationship. He even knew we'd had thirty-six and a half encounters!"
"Ah..."
Fang Xiuqin was utterly mortified by Dao Dahai's loose tongue.
She couldn't believe Cheng Xiaofan's eyes were that sharp.
Could he really see through something like that?
Cheng Xiaofan also rolled his eyes in speechless exasperation.
This fellow named Dao was quite a character, daring to blurt out anything!
"Let's go, I'll accompany you to the police station," Cheng Xiaofan knew he couldn't escape if he didn't help him with this.
Besides, through their few encounters, he had grown to like Dao Dahai's character.
Especially how Dao Dahai handled the situation with the three troublemakers around him, which Cheng Xiaofan found quite satisfactory.
Cheng Xiaofan followed Dao Dahai to the police station. Before they even entered, he could hear the commotion from inside.
Walking in, he saw a middle-aged woman, heavily made up and dressed provocatively, grabbing and scratching another woman.
The husbands of the two women, like roosters, glared at each other, as if they wanted to devour each other whole.
The few young police officers nearby could only stand by and watch, unable to scold or hit the two women.
Seeing the scene, Cheng Xiaofan's lips curved into a playful smile.
"Director Dao, do you have an empty room next door?" Cheng Xiaofan asked Ma Dahai.
Dao Dahai nodded. "Yes, there's one right next door."
Cheng Xiaofan pointed at the provocatively dressed woman and a burly man beside her, instructing, "Take those two to the empty room!"
Hearing this, Dao Dahai stepped forward and shouted, "Stop your noise!"
"Pan Yinlian, Feng Hu, come with me!"
Pan Yinlian and Feng Hu exchanged glances, visibly startled, then looked at Dao Dahai in unison and asked, "Director Dao, what do you want us two for?"
Dao Dahai narrowed his eyes. "Less nonsense. I told you to come, so come!"
The two dared not say more and followed Dao Dahai to a nearby office.
Cheng Xiaofan followed them in. He entered the room, sat down on a sofa behind the desk, and crossed his legs.
As he slightly jiggled his crossed leg, an invisible aura permeated the office.
"Director Dao, please do me a favor and take down the statements personally."
"Certainly, Mr. Cheng. Dao will obey all your instructions!" Dao Dahai replied respectfully.
Pan Yinlian and Feng Hu were taken aback. Who was this Mr. Cheng, that even the head of the police station had to obey him so readily?
Pan Yinlian, in particular, despite being a notorious shrew in the village, couldn't help but feel a bit nervous.
At this moment, Cheng Xiaofan tapped his fingers on the table and asked Pan Yinlian coldly, "Tell me, what is your name?"
"My name is Pan Yinlian. I'm from Xiaowang Village, thirty-eight years old this year. I've always been a farmer at home, honest and upright!"
Pan Yinlian felt overwhelmed by the aura emanating from Cheng Xiaofan, unable to breathe properly. She even volunteered information that wasn't asked.
Cheng Xiaofan then asked Feng Hu, "And you?"
Feng Hu quickly replied, "My name is Feng Hu, forty years old this year. I'm from Xiaowang Village. I make a living by slaughtering pigs. I'm also honest and upright."
Cheng Xiaofan sized them up and asked, "What is your relationship?"
Pan Yinlian immediately replied, "We are neighbors!"
Cheng Xiaofan asked, "Pan Yinlian, who is Wang Dabao to you?"
Pan Yinlian answered, "He is my husband!"
Cheng Xiaofan's eyes then turned to Feng Hu. "Who is Xiangcao to you?"
Feng Hu said, "She is my wife!"
Cheng Xiaofan asked again, "What is your relationship with Pan Yinlian?"
Feng Hu replied, "We are neighbors!"
*Slap!*
Cheng Xiaofan slammed the table and demanded, "Besides being neighbors, what other relationship do you have? Tell me honestly!"
"..."
Feng Hu froze.
"..."
Similarly, Pan Yinlian froze.
"..."
Dao Dahai, who was taking notes, also froze.
Did they have any other relationship besides being neighbors?
"Hmph!"
Cheng Xiaofan let out a cold snort. "Pan Yinlian, why don't you change your name to Pan Jinlian?"
"Feng Hu, you should just call yourself Ximen Qing!"
"Mr. Cheng, how can you say that about us?" Pan Yinlian momentarily forgot her fear, her shrewish nature flaring up, and she shouted loudly.
Cheng Xiaofan smiled coldly. "Pan Yinlian, you clearly know that your husband lost his conjugal function more than a year ago, yet you dare to accuse Xiangcao of seducing your husband?"
"Feng Hu, you should have known from Pan Yinlian that Wang Dabao isn't capable. Yet you glare at him. If it weren't for the police station, you would probably have laid hands on him."
"It's impossible for Wang Dabao and Xiangcao to have that kind of relationship, yet you insist on framing them. You two scoundrels, could you really do such a thing?"
"On the contrary, for more than a year, you have been secretly seeing each other, doing countless illicit deeds."
"Just this noon, you two were rolling around in the cotton field twice. You were almost discovered and hastily hid in the lotus pond!"
"Ah, this... How did you know?"
Pan Yinlian exclaimed, unable to help herself.
"..."
Feng Hu looked at Cheng Xiaofan as if he had seen a ghost in broad daylight.
"..."
Dao Dahai chewed on his pen, staring at Cheng Xiaofan with a look of existential doubt.
I know I'm a real person, but you really aren't human!
What kind of divine being possesses you?
"Director Dao, is your brain short-circuited? Don't stare at me like an idiot. Take the statement seriously!" Cheng Xiaofan berated Dao Dahai with annoyance.
This fellow named Dao had an IQ problem.
Dao Dahai quickly replied, "I know, I know!"
At this point, Cheng Xiaofan, possessed by his acting spirit, sternly and authoritatively commanded Pan Yinlian and Feng Hu, "Hark! Heaven sees all, and there are gods three feet above your head. Do not think that your shameful deeds go unnoticed!"
"Believe it or not, with just a wave of my hand, I can summon heavenly thunder and strike you dead on the spot!"
"Great deity, I don't want to die, I was wrong!"
"I'll confess everything, I'll confess..."
Pan Yinlian and Feng Hu were terrified. Had this person truly descended from the heavens? How could he know everything about them?
With a sob, they both knelt on the ground, tears and snot streaming, and began to confess...