"It's Gun Gun!"
Zhou Niannian couldn't hold back either, and went up to pet the panda, scratching it for fleas just like Dai Xiaomei.
The panda looked at Jiang Fan, who showed no expression, and boldly shoved the entire skeleton into its mouth, crunching loudly.
As it ate, it lay down completely, letting Zhou Niannian do whatever she pleased.
Clearly, as long as it could get free food, the panda was very willing to be a pet.
Sacrificing a little bit of its appearance for three meals a day was worth it!
After scratching the panda for a while, Zhou Niannian suddenly turned her head and asked Jiang Fan.
"Jiang Fan, can we keep a panda?"
The panda perked up its ears and even flapped them.
What, does that mean they want to keep this Gun Gun as a pet and feed it for free?
Hahaha, they must be infatuated with my beauty.
If it meant free food, the panda was very happy to oblige.
It immediately put on a cute expression, rolling around on the ground, trying its best to act adorable.
Now that people had finally arrived, the panda naturally had to try its best to show off its cuteness.
In Gun Gun's eyes, these people were all its long-term free meal tickets and poop scoopers.
It looked like it had done this more than once before.
However, upon hearing Zhou Niannian's words, Jiang Fan frowned. A panda's appetite was equivalent to that of several people.
This meant they would have to put in twice the effort to find food.
Survival in the wilderness was not easy, and this was hardly the time to keep a pet.
Before Jiang Fan could speak, Zhou Niannian, while petting the panda, asked in a low voice, her curiosity piqued.
"It's not illegal to eat pandas in the wilderness, is it?"
The panda, which had been enjoying being petted, suddenly turned rigid upon hearing that her flesh was being eyed...
The panda froze.
Jiang Fan, however, pondered for a moment.
"Normally, it would definitely be illegal."
"But there's an international emergency exemption clause, commonly known as the Ship of Theseus principle."
"In emergency situations, let alone eating a panda, it's not illegal to eat people."
Hearing Jiang Fan's affirmation, Zhou Niannian's eyes curved into a smile.
"Mm, that's great."
"This panda has a lot of meat, we can keep it for now, and eat it at a critical moment..."
Before Zhou Niannian could finish speaking, the panda suddenly sprang up like it was avoiding a plague, pushing Zhou Niannian away with its belly.
Then, it grabbed onto Dai Xiaomei and moved away from Zhou Niannian.
It even pointed a paw at Zhou Niannian, making ooh-ooh noises, its eyes filled with terror.
"Whoa, pandas can take hostages?"
Zhou Niannian had just said that.
Yao's eyes changed, and he immediately drew the short knife he carried.
He was about to pounce, but Jiang Fan stopped him.
"Wait, the panda doesn't seem to have any ill intentions."
After moving away from Zhou Niannian, Dai Xiaomei and the panda were still laughing and playing.
The panda made ooh-ooh noises to Dai Xiaomei, its expression not one of reprimand, but rather a warning.
As if telling her that this woman opposite her would even eat a panda, so she should be careful!
This was a demon in disguise as a woman, a complete devil!!!!!
The panda's overly human-like reaction made Jiang Fan ponder.
This panda didn't seem like an ordinary panda; it seemed to understand human speech.
In the animal kingdom, dolphins were said to have the highest intelligence closest to humans.
Adult dolphins had the intelligence of a nine-year-old human child and could understand some simple human speech.
However, this also required long-term training. For example, dolphins in zoos were trained by trainers for a long time.
Could this wild panda be gifted to understand human intentions?
But in this mysterious wilderness, all sorts of magical creatures existed.
Perhaps it had escaped from an abandoned base, or had been mutated by some radiation.
In any case, it was different from ordinary pandas.
The campfire was burning brightly. Jiang Fan thought for a moment and then turned his attention back to skewering a pig-rabbit on a stick and roasting it.
Since the panda had eaten what they had prepared, they had to roast more.
And in the wilderness, having a panda accompany them for the live stream wasn't bad.
Soon, he prepared a new pig-rabbit, skewered it on an iron fork, and began to roast it.
Jiang Fan casually jiggled the iron fork.
The panda instantly perked up, drooling.
Seeing the new pig-rabbit on the grill, Dai Xiaomei's eyes lit up, and she almost drooled, involuntarily scratching the panda.
The panda was very comfortable being scratched, lying lazily.
Zhou Niannian walked over, feeling a little dejected, unable to understand.
"Why isn't Gun Gun paying attention to me anymore?"
The panda turned its head. Hmph, you want to eat me, female demon, I'm not going to pay attention to you.
Zhou Niannian couldn't help but rub the panda's chubby belly.
It should have been very comfortable.
But no matter how much she rubbed it, the panda ignored her.
"Sister Zhou, this panda is only close to me."
Dai Xiaomei said proudly.
"But you're right, we should keep this panda. I saw online that pandas have a lot of meat, enough for us to eat for several meals."
"It's just that I have a question, does panda meat taste good?"
She muttered.
The panda let out a yelp and its whole body went rigid, its belly tightened, and it bounced Dai Xiaomei, who was lying on its belly, up into the air.
Ouch! Why are these humans so terrifying?!
The viewers in the livestream chat went wild.
"Gun Gun, run quickly! These are devils in human skin who want to eat you! Stand up and fight the female demon!"
"You are the descendant of the Kung Fu Panda Po, ahhhhhh!"
"Charge! Take them down! Orcs will never be slaves!"
It was true, as scientific statistics suggested: what captivated women was men, and what made men fall was women.
If there was anything that worked on both men and women, besides money, it was cute pets.
In the face of cuteness, even beauty had to step aside.
The panda stood up, fiercely waving its paws, showing signs of wanting to run.
At this moment, the aroma of roasted pig-rabbit wafted into the panda's nose.
The incredibly tempting scent made the entire panda feel lightheaded, and it couldn't help but drool. After a moment's thought, it sat back down.
No matter how Zhou Niannian and Dai Xiaomei fiddled with it, it didn't move.
Don't move! Absolutely don't move!!!
As long as it could eat the pig-rabbit meat, it didn't care how they petted it!!!
And... their petting techniques were not bad, quite comfortable too......
A large panda lay lazily on the ground, stretching out its body, happily being petted.
The viewers in the livestream chat, however, were not happy.
"This panda is so big, yet so cowardly, it doesn't even dare to run away."
"Alas, it must be captivated by beauty and food."
"Indeed, both humans and animals cannot escape the temptation of beauty and food."
"Orcs will never be slaves was just a slogan."
"Look at its drooling face, it clearly wants to eat meat!"
"Gun Gun! What's more important, meat or dignity? You need to think carefully!"
Unfortunately, among so many viewers, not a single word could reach the panda's ears!