"The point statistics are complete! A total of 160 points were obtained in the last world. Host Shen Jianxi's total points are 160."
*
"77!!!"
"You get out here!"
Looking at the clearly non-human limbs on her body, Shen Jianxi felt her temples throb.
"Host... Host, there was just a tiny little mistake~" 77's voice was clearly fawning.
But Shen Jianxi was unmoved. It made a mistake by binding the wrong person last time, and now it made a mistake by transferring her into the wrong body!
This was unacceptable!
She moved her stiff limbs, and the sound of fighting filled her ears.
"What the hell... Explain it to me, what's the situation now!"
77 curled itself into a ball and whispered, "Well... you know that game, Honor of Kings, right? The host is now one of the three wild boars in it."
After a pause, it puffed out its chest proudly and said, "But it's the biggest one! And, host, you can resurrect an infinite number of times!"
Shen Jianxi: ...
Should I praise you?
"Little Spicy 7!"
Anger surged to her head, and Shen Jianxi felt her blood churning.
"How am I supposed to capture anyone like this??? Capture the red and blue buffs??? Is this a show about the world of animals, or rather, wild boars? How can I capture humans, with my robust physique?"
Furious, Shen Jianxi swatted dead the Lan Wang who came to hunt, or rather, to farm jungle creeps.
Lan Wang: ???
"Host, the last world was a novice world. In this world, 77's permissions have all been unlocked, and it can do more for you. SuDan Novel Network.
Furthermore, from now on, when detecting a target for conquest, as long as you've met them, their information will be provided, whether it was online or in real life.
I've just reported this to the main system. As compensation for this mistake, I'm giving you a shapeshifting pill.
As long as the favorability of one of the conquest targets reaches 30, you can use the shapeshifting pill to transform."
77 quickly explained the compensation, truly afraid that the host would swat it away too.
Wiping away a tear, 77 felt immense bitterness. It was just a newly born system, why did it have to go through so much.
Shen Jianxi suddenly thought of an important question, "Where is the conquest target?"
If she couldn't meet the conquest target, wouldn't she have to remain a big wild boar forever?
That was too terrifying, she didn't want that!
This question made 77 fall silent. It glanced at the corpse not far away, "Host, you've already met the first conquest target... it's the Lan Wang lying dead beside you."
Shen Jianxi: ...
Heaven wants to destroy me.
Are there any good people who play Lan Wang?
[Name: Song Qi
Gender: Male
Occupation: Captain of the Yifeng team
Frequent Locations: Club, Home
Ideal Type: Loli]
Pretend to be a loli as a wild boar? You're really something, little spicy 7!
At this moment, the viewers watching the live stream exclaimed, and the bullet comments scrolled rapidly across the screen:
[Am I seeing things??? Did that pig just kill someone???]
[Holy crap! It's gained sentience!]
[ "The Wild Boar That Isn't Dead Suddenly Attacks Me" ]
[Hahahaha, Song God's expression is hilarious, he's completely stunned.]
...
Song Qi, sitting in front of the computer, was somewhat taken aback despite his extensive experience.
As the captain of the Yifeng team, he had led his team to win major awards in various seasons and made countless comebacks from behind.
Standing on the podium, he was full of spirit, a bit rebellious, and exuded a rogue charm.
He was the God of Junglers in the hearts of his fans.
But this was the first time he had encountered something like this. Was the bug in Honor of Kings this big? Could a jungle creep kill a player? After playing games for so long, this was truly a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
"What are you all making noise about? Be quiet." His magnetic voice, a little hoarse from smoking, said. Song Qi leaned back on his chair and glanced at the bullet comments, "It's just a bug, why are you all so excited."
His long, nimble fingers manipulated the hero he had just respawned with on the phone screen. With a hint of vengeance, Song Qi prepared to farm the wild boar again.
"Oh ho, provocation? I can't stand for this. Even if it's a conquest target, I can't stand for this." Shen Jianxi leaped and spun, using her hind legs to kick him away.
[You have been eliminated!]
Damn it! Dropping the cigarette from his mouth, Song Qi rolled up his sleeves, "I'm getting serious now, everyone."
Just as he said this, 77's broadcast voice sounded: "Beep! Favorability -5, current Song Qi favorability -5."
"Congratulations, Host, a great start."
This mocking voice only made Shen Jianxi angrier. Gritting her teeth, she walked over and stomped on Lan Wang's corpse again.
Song Qi: ???
[Hahahaahahahahaha]
[Why don't you just give up on it, Song God?]
[Come on, give it a little kick.]
[You've made them angry.]
[Is this not staged?]
[Song God, did you offend the staff?]
[I can't anymore hahahaha, this wild boar is a bit too targeted today.]
...
Song Qi's revenge plan ultimately failed.
Due to the absence of Song Qi, the super-god jungler, the opposing team quickly wiped out his four random teammates.
Looking at the big "DEFEAT" on the screen and hearing "defeat" from his phone, Song Qi rubbed his temples and took the phone away, leaning it in front of the camera.
"Going offline now, everyone."
After saying that, the screen quickly turned black.
[He's scared, he's scared, he's scared]
[No!!! I haven't had enough!]
[Song dog's stream times are getting shorter and shorter.]
[I could watch Song God's stunning beauty for a lifetime!]
...
After ending the stream, Song Qi picked up his phone to call customer service. The number had just been dialed when it was hung up.
He didn't pay it much mind, thinking he had accidentally touched something. But after his phone was inexplicably hung up four times in a row, he sensed something was wrong.
He dialed the number again and held the phone in front of him. The wild boar from earlier had hung up.
Oh, the wild boar hung up.
What the hell?! What is this?
Song Qi could hardly believe his eyes. He had thought his phone had been hacked, but that thought was dispelled by what happened next.
"Hi!" Shen Jianxi waved her front hoof, a smile on her face as she greeted him.
Upon closer inspection, 77's chosen conquest targets were all quite handsome. The sharp lines of their faces were impeccably perfect, giving them a devilishly charming look.
Song Qi expressionlessly locked his phone and walked into the bathroom, splashing a handful of cold water on his face, hoping to sober up... Fat chance!
This was supernatural!