Newspaper Boy

Chapter 201 Surrounded by Yuanshi Tianzun

The crowd of dark heads maintained a silent stillness, with eyes fixed on the figure in the image, urinating in public.

Faces were stiff, stunned, or surprised, all caught in the moment.

Initially, when Yuanshi Tianzun pulled down the yin corpse's pants, the scene erupted in an uproar, like a pot had exploded.

However, before everyone could calm down, he actually relieved himself in public.

How could he do such a thing?

You are Yuanshi Tianzun, the official symbol of the extraordinary stage! With so many people watching, how could you relieve yourself without any psychological pressure?

Don't you care about your reputation? Doesn't the government care about its reputation?

But when Yuanshi Tianzun reported himself, and the heroic spirits in the sky delivered punishment, the greatest feeling among the crowd was – like a small knife cutting buttocks, it was eye-opening!

"Holy shit, you can do that?!"

Someone shouted, breaking the silence, and a tidal wave of clamor swept through the audience.

"If I'm not mistaken, Yuanshi Tianzun just tested several rules: reporting the yin corpse didn't work, reporting himself did work, and entrapment-style reporting works. Too strong, that's the efficiency and thinking of a top genius."

"Awesome, truly fucking awesome, Yuanshi Tianzun is the only one among the top eight who has figured out the reporting rules, that's the difference, clearing S-level instances is just different. "

"Looking at it this way, the difference between Tianxia Guihuo and Yuanshi Tianzun is immediately apparent. He might be a master among ordinary The Way of the Extraordinary, but in front of a truly top-tier powerhouse, the gap is very obvious."

"Using this method to test the rules, such a unique thought process, I, I really don't know what to say, Yuanshi Tianzun is worthy of being Yuanshi Tianzun."

Tianxia Guihuo has a considerable reputation in clearing instances, and because he is a fire master, he seems even more extraordinary.

Before this, although everyone felt that Yuanshi Tianzun was stronger than Tianxia Guihuo, they didn't really have a concept of how much stronger, or in what aspects.

The first level was a solo show for the suspects, and Tianxia Guihuo had no chance to show his talent. It wasn't until the second level started that everyone stood on the same starting line, with the same rules and the same situation.

Yuanshi Tianzun figured out several rules in just a few minutes.

"Shred, if he has the guts, don't hide, just pee openly, I'll lose if I blink."

"What a pity, elders, elders, can you adjust the angle, we want 360 degrees."

"Yeah, yeah, we are very interested in Yuanshi Tianzun's size."

Proper girls looked embarrassed and shy, while seasoned drivers were flushed with excitement, all demanding to see it.

This is Yuanshi Tianzun.

"Mom, mom, if you cover my eyes again, I'm going to get mad at you..."

Xie Lingxi was furious, struggling in her mother's arms.

Xie's mother maintained the posture of holding her daughter to kill, while she stretched her neck and stared intently at the image, with a look of regret:

"You can't see anything, it's really boring... Baby, you're not an adult yet, mom is protecting you."

Xie Lingxi was both regretful and gratified. She regretted losing the opportunity to see her Yuanshi's brother's size, and was gratified that flamboyant bitches like her mother, and more flamboyant bitches, couldn't take advantage of her Yuanshi's brother.

On the other side, the Queen leaned close to Guan Ya's ear and whispered:

"I suddenly remembered what I saw in Yin-Yang Town last time, it was very impressive."

Guan Ya "heh"ed: "Yes, yes, among those few caterpillars, he was the most substantial."

The Queen said with regret: "It's a pity he's hiding it well this time, can't see it."

Guan Ya: "Once is enough, how many more times do you want to see it, do you want to sleep with him?"

Seen it once? Listening to the two women's whispers, Fu Qingyang's mouth twitched. At the same time, he seriously considered whether or not to expel Yuanshi Tianzun from the White Tiger Guard.

The number of The Way of the Extraordinary present is about 80% of the official members. There is no doubt about the popularity and spread. Yuanshi doing something like this, it is conceivable that after today, Yuanshi Tianzun's indecent behavior will spread throughout the entire Five Elements Alliance and Taiyi Sect.

There can't be a guy with a bad reputation in the White Tiger Guard!

In a certain audience seat, Bill Tarantini looked sideways at Annie, the woman widened her blue eyes, with a look of regret.

When Yuanshi Tianzun unzipped his pants just now, she stared straight at the image.

Zhu Rong was also very disappointed, she chose male favorites not only by looking at their faces, but also by evaluating them from multiple angles. As a favorite prey of hers, she naturally wanted to assess Yuanshi Tianzun in other areas.

Zhu Rong's expression was seen by the young male favorite, the young man with delicate features snorted angrily in his heart: Most likely a small broken one.

*Heaven Awakens*

On the elders' seat, a group of elders were silent.

After a long while, the White Tiger Guard Elder wearing armor, forcibly praised:

"Without image baggage, unique thinking, in order to figure out the rules, he can make great sacrifices, Yuanshi Tianzun's approach is worthy of praise."

"This kid is really..."

"That's what he said, but this is a competition, pay attention to the impact."

"He still has some discretion, knowing to avoid it, by the way, the images were designed by the alliance leaders, we don't have control, if Yuanshi Tianzun repeats the trick..."

"This... Among our official outstanding young people, such as Fu Qingyang, Jiang Ju, and Na Guiwang, etc., all pay great attention to their image. Yuanshi Tianzun is a bit different."

"What's this, you guys haven't seen him bow down and worship." A Teddy said this.

Elder Sun interrupted them unhappily: "It's good as long as he can win, why bother so much, Yuanshi is a bit skilled."

"So you admit you're confused?" A Water God Palace elder sneered.

"You..." Elder Sun was speechless, and suddenly felt a little sad.

Has it already spread to the elders' level?

Ancient city ruins.

These few rules are very simple, can't understand, once used, other players will be able to understand, so it must be used at a critical moment... Zhang Yuanqing pondered the pros and cons of the rules.

If I pee my pants in public, although I can report my opponent, my opponent can also report me. It's a lose-lose tactic, but I have more points, so the tactic of hurting each other is feasible.

It's just that the competition is live, there are too many viewers, as someone who is used to society since childhood (accompanying his uncle to dance awkwardly in public), he certainly wouldn't be too embarrassed, but he also has to consider the impact.

He can use the yin corpse to do this, and if he has to, he will go on stage himself.

In addition, since peeing anywhere is a violation, spitting anywhere should also be within the scope of reporting.

"The core rule of the Great Reporting Era is: trumped-up charges and holier-than-thou attitude."

"There is no need to lure opponents, just observe, it's impossible for a person to be holier-than-thou and not make any mistakes, whoever swears, whoever does anything slightly wrong, just report it like crazy, it will definitely succeed."

Zhang Yuanqing finished thinking, led the yin corpse, and began to search for opponents aimlessly.

With his current strength, if he uses all his cards, any opponent other than the top three can be solved within three minutes.

For other players, the idea of this battle is very clear: one is to find teammates to form alliances, two is to find battle armor, and three is to find ways to lure others into making mistakes and then report them.

But for Zhang Yuanqing, alliances can be omitted, at least not the first priority. Since the person with the highest points is the public enemy, then the most favorable thing for him to do is to eliminate the enemies as soon as possible and reduce the threat.

The sky was gloomy, covered with leaden clouds.

The wind whistling in the ruins was a bit cold, blowing the green weeds in the rubble.

This city has been abandoned for some years. The flagstones on both sides of the main road were covered with a layer of black mud, only the slightly raised center of the road stubbornly exposed the flagstone gaps. Zhang Yuanqing and the yin corpse maintained a distance of fifty meters, allowing Undead One to swagger forward, while he himself used the broken walls and ruins to hide his figure and quietly follow.

After walking for more than ten minutes, he could hardly see a complete house, all that was left were broken walls and spider webs and dust, a scene of desolation and decay.

Houses with blue bricks and wood structures are most vulnerable to the erosion of time.

"Calculating the time, it's almost half an hour."

Zhang Yuanqing simply let the yin corpse stop and hide in an abandoned house, waiting quietly. After another five or six minutes, suddenly, a burst of brilliant light soared into the sky, straight into the clouds, stirring the dark clouds.

"Not far, about two hundred meters away from me..."

Zhang Yuanqing's eyes lit up, and he immediately drove the yin corpse to rush towards the location where the treasure light was shining, following from afar.

Before long, through the yin corpse's vision, he saw a large section of the collapsed inner city wall, and a dark breastplate was floating above the gate tower that had turned into ruins.

The soaring treasure light was emitted by the breastplate.

Zhang Yuanqing manipulated the yin corpse to rush towards the ruins to seize the breastplate.

"Whoosh!"

When the yin corpse was less than ten meters away from the breastplate, a ball of fire compressed to the extreme crashed from the side.

The yin corpse running wildly could not dodge, crossed its arms, and the fireball exploded in its chest, setting off layers of fire waves and stirring up the dust on the ground.

In the scattered flames, a tall, well-built, and sharp-eyed young man with the temperament of a thug revealed his figure.

Fire Element!

In mid-air, Tianxia Guihuo spread his palm, and the surrounding flames seemed to have life, actively converging, and soon condensed into a ball of fire emitting high temperature.

Tianxia Guihuo landed smoothly, placing a palm on the yin corpse's chest, and there was another "boom" explosion. The violent air waves pushed the two apart, and Tianxia Guihuo used the thrust generated by the explosion to float towards the breastplate.

"Bang bang!"

Gunshots rang out, and two dark red fire lines flashed by.

Tianxia Guihuo did not dodge. As a level 3 fire master, he had extremely strong fire resistance. Yuanshi Tianzun's pistol with a burst effect would only cause him minor injuries at most.

As long as he can get the breastplate, what is a little injury?

Ding! Ding!

Two sharp sounds, accompanied by dazzling sparks, the floating breastplate was shot away by the bullets.

Zhang Yuanqing's target was not the opponent, but this item.

After hitting the armor away, he immediately entered Night Wander, rushing towards the item while giving the yin corpse an attack order.

"Nan Zui~"

Undead One issued a beast-like roar from its damaged vocal cords. It lowered its waist and back, and after a brief sprint, it leaped three feet high, smashing itself towards Tianxia Guihuo.

Shadows loomed, and Tianxia Guihuo's muscles suddenly swelled, and flames burst out on his body. He lowered his upper body, supported himself with his right hand, and kicked his right leg hard towards the sky.

Undead One took a hard kick, did not defend, did not feel pain, and clasped the kicked foot with both hands, smashing its fists at the knee.

While the two were engaged in close combat, Zhang Yuanqing had already arrived next to the breastplate. It fell into the rubble, and just as he was about to bend down to pick it up, suddenly, a pleasant singing voice came:

"The handsome guy opposite, look over here, look over here, the performance here is very exciting~"

Mysteriously, Zhang Yuanqing developed a strong interest in the singing woman, and the breastplate under his feet was no longer attractive.

He followed his body's instincts and turned his head to look over.

A dozen meters away, a hazy, graceful figure was twisting a hot dance, singing a pleasant song.

This is a female spirit, but it is mixed with the aura of other professions, not pure enough.

On the other side, Tianxia Guihuo also failed to resist the temptation and turned his head to look, and was beaten hard by Undead One. Le Nu? A tone deaf's item? Zhang Yuanqing bit the tip of his tongue lightly, using pain to stimulate his spirit and forcibly break free from the musician's control.

When he looked down, he found that the breastplate had disappeared.

A hazy figure, holding the breastplate high, quickly floated towards the half city wall in the distance.

A young man with a feminine appearance came out from behind the wall. His left hand, wearing various bracelets, held a black bamboo flute.

He took the breastplate offered by Le Nu with his other hand and shouted to Tianxia Guihuo:

"I got it!"

Tianxia Guihuo "hey"ed: "Very good, act according to plan, stop Yuanshi Tianzun."

After saying that, he retreated, avoiding Undead One's attack, and said in a low voice from his dantian:

"Yuanshi Tianzun is here!"

The voice echoed far away in the ruins.

"F*ck!"

Zhang Yuanqing couldn't help but swear.

At this moment, other players must have been attracted by the treasure light, and must be nearby. They aimed to **** the breastplate and would rush at full speed, but Tianxia Guihuo's shout was likely to change the strategy of other players and ambush nearby. In this way, he was likely to encounter an ambush on the way back.

"I have to leave quickly..."

The thought flashed through his mind, and he immediately recalled Undead One and wanted to take it away in Night Wander.

Seeing this, flames rose around Tianxia Guihuo, turning into a stream of fire shooting towards the yin corpse, delaying it at all costs. And the graceful female Le Nu, once again twisted her body, danced a hot dance, and at the same time issued a beautiful song:

"The handsome guy opposite, look over here, look over here, look over here~"

Zhang Yuanqing's head buzzed again, and he was once again attracted by the singing, but this time, having prepared in advance, he bit the tip of his tongue, and the pain allowed him to resist part of the temptation.

Then, Zhang Yuanqing raised his gun and pulled the trigger on the tone-deaf.

The tone-deaf retreated behind the city wall, and the bullet exploded a deep pit in the wall, with rubble flying.

The assistant's strong control is really annoying, if only I could use the Demon Subduing Pestle to purify it... Zhang Yuanqing quickly changed his plan, ignoring the tone-deaf, entered Night Wander, and killed Tianxia Guihuo.

Can't get entangled, first cooperate with the yin corpse to repel this smart fire master, and then take the yin corpse away.

Seeing Zhang Yuanqing disappear, the tone-deaf instinctively became vigilant, and Tianxia Guihuo roared:

"Play the flute, his target is me!"

After roaring, he resisted Undead One's straight punch and retreated with the help of the force.

The tone-deaf heard the words and decisively put the flute to her lips.

"Ming ming~"

A plaintive and low flute sound floated up, like steel needles piercing the soul, bringing a splitting headache.

Hmph, what's the use of a lose-lose strategy? Zhang Yuanqing was forced to exit Night Wander, while covering his head, he issued a retreat order to the yin corpse.

Undead One obediently stopped chasing the fire master and turned around to run wildly.

Suddenly, on the path where Undead One was running wildly, a verdant green vine whipped over, entangling its ankles like a tentacle.

Undead One broke free violently.

But more and more green vines grew from the ground, entangling Undead One's ankles, legs, neck, and wrists. Dozens of vines straightened, wrestling with the yin corpse.

Among a cluster of wildly growing vines, Qing Songzi stood with his hands behind his back.

At the same time, several other figures arrived, namely Zhao Chenghuang and Yuan Ting, who were carrying yin corpses, and the Land Lord, who was wearing leather clothes and leather pants.

Except for Sun Miaomiao, who was the furthest away, the six players arrived smoothly and surrounded Yuanshi Tianzun.