"A person's life cannot be treated as a trifle! Let's wait for the doctor to come!"
How could Qin Hui not know that this brat was clearly trying to cause trouble? At this moment, how could he let this brat take over so easily?
"Since it's a matter of life and death, then let him try! Looking at the scholar's current state, it's very serious. We might as well treat a dying horse as if it were still alive!"
Zhao Huan's words instantly made everyone present look strange.
What did he mean by treating a dying horse as if it were still alive!
But who made him the Crown Prince?
Now, even Qin Hui couldn't help anymore and reluctantly gave up his position to Han Mo.
"Everyone, step back a bit. This folk remedy of mine was learned from a fragment of the Treatise on Cold Damage. It's good for everything else, and it can truly save lives. However, if I'm not careful, it might cause the patient to lose control of their bodily functions!"
After getting Zhao Huan's permission, Han Mo stepped forward and pretended to examine Cai Shu's condition.
Then, he began to put on a show. He hadn't actually read the Treatise on Cold Damage; it was just a name that suddenly came to mind, and he casually made it up.
The other scholars immediately stepped back upon hearing the name, but only Zhong Yanchong looked at Han Mo's faint smile thoughtfully.
Cai Shu, lying on the ground, trembled almost imperceptibly. This was the Imperial Academy. If he were to lose control of his bodily functions here, he would truly be disgraced beyond measure!
However, from the moment he lay down, he had no way back.
Either he would have to publicly explain why he submitted a blank paper, or he would have to endure it here.
This was truly a difficult choice!
"There are no acupuncture needles here. I wonder if any of my fellow scholars can lend me a hairpin?"
Oh my god!
Hearing this, Cai Shu felt like crying.
Could a hairpin be used as a substitute for an acupuncture needle?
Why didn't he go find a twig instead?
However, thinking of twigs, his old injury behind him suddenly ached faintly.
"Brother Han, will this do?"
As Zhong Yanchong spoke, he took out a half-finished jade hairpin from his sleeve.
"This was originally a birthday gift I prepared for my grandfather. I made it myself, but it's still a half-finished product. I wonder if it's suitable?"
"Yes, yes! This item is perfectly suitable. Thank you, brother!"
Seeing the jade hairpin blank, as thick as a little finger, in Han Mo's hand, Qin Hui's mouth twitched.
Hold on, kid!
"Brother Cai, this is an urgent situation, you'll just have to endure it!"
Han Mo went to Cai Shu's side, muttered a few words, and then directly grabbed a pair of scissors used for cutting paper and quickly cut his clothes into strips.
Cai Shu was cursing Qin Hui's entire lineage in his heart right now, but at this moment, he truly dared not move at all!
"Brother Cai, I'm starting now. Please bear with me!"
Han Mo finished speaking, picked up the half-finished hairpin, and with all his might, plunged it into the acupoint on Cai Shu's waist.
The Shangqiu acupoint is an acupoint used in traditional Chinese medicine to treat abdominal distension and difficulty in urination.
Now, with his innate divine strength, the consequences were naturally imaginable.
Cai Shu originally wanted to hold on, but the body's instincts were beyond human control.
He let out a cry and jumped up from the ground.
Although his legs were clamped tightly, a fishy and foul odor immediately permeated the air.
"Brother Han's method indeed has a miraculous effect!"
Zhong Yanchong said with a laugh.
"Your Highness, your student has fulfilled his duty!"
Han Mo said with a smiling face.
Cai Shu was stunned. He had no idea what to do now.
He was truly disgraced beyond measure. At this moment, since Crown Prince Zhao Huan remained silent, no matter how embarrassed he was, he could only squat there.
"Alright, you can go down and clean yourself up!"
Zhao Huan really couldn't watch anymore. After all, this brat was, to some extent, a scholar.
At this moment, although the Crown Prince felt relieved, Cai Shu's current state was truly too ungentlemanly.
Cai Shu's attendants quickly took off their outer garments and draped them over Cai Shu, then helped him and brought him out of the study.
Although he had escaped a disaster this time, this time he had truly lost face.
The upper dormitory of the Imperial Academy was originally a mixed place.
Most of the students studying here had their own connections. Even those without powerful backing were definitely shrewd individuals from the entire Great Song Empire.
Their every word and deed naturally received the attention of the people of Tokyo.
Basically, anything that happened here would spread throughout Bianliang City within half a day.
"Late at night, I hear the wind and rain, and the iron cavalry and icy rivers enter my dreams... It has indeed been hard on Zhong Shidao these years..."
A new timeless masterpiece suddenly appeared in Bianliang City, and the news quickly reached Emperor Huizong's ears.
The Great Song Dynasty was currently planning to wage war against the Liao Kingdom. Therefore, representatives of military families like the Zhong and Zhe families naturally began to receive great favor.
Thinking back to Zhong Shidao in those years, it seemed he hadn't really made any major mistakes.
Furthermore, he had been personally promoted by the Emperor. Combined with the loyalty and patriotism expressed in Han Mo's poem, Emperor Huizong's eyes even moistened a little.
"I remember Zhong Shidao's birthday is approaching, isn't it?"
Zhao Ji furrowed his brows and pondered for a moment before casually asking Liang Shicheng, who was beside him.
"Indeed, it's on the third day of next month!"
Liang Shicheng immediately replied with a smile.
"These years, making him eat sand in the northwest, has indeed been hard on him. Have someone send him a few jars of the imperial wine I just acquired, and have the Imperial Household department send him more gold and silver gifts according to the standards for a Grand Vizier!"
"Your Majesty is benevolent. I believe the old general will surely fight bravely and repay Your Majesty!"
After all the talk, it was just a reward of gold and silver, plus a few jars of imperial wine. Liang Shicheng did not pay much attention to such matters.
However, Han Mo's poem truly made Liang Shicheng look at him with new admiration.
He was a eunuch who was granted the Jinshi degree by the emperor for his pursuit of elegance and refinement.
Coupled with his claim to be the illegitimate son of Su Shi, such a person paid extra attention to the talented individuals in the court.
Many of the great talents in Bianliang City were frequent guests at his mansion.
Of course, how many of them genuinely wanted to befriend him, how many feared his power, and how many wanted to attach themselves to him, only heaven knew.