Yangzhou.
The ancients spoke of Yangzhou in the third month of spring with its willows and flowers, sufficient to illustrate Yangzhou as a fine destination for outings.
Yangzhou has been renowned for its beautiful gardens since ancient times, and even in modern society, this remains true.
Not long after getting off the highway, as they passed by a garden, Xia Lin and the others impulsively decided to get out of the car for photos. The girls all ran inside, leaving the national idol Xiao Wang and others to watch the cars.
National idol Xiao Wang got out of the car, took out a pack of cigarettes, and put one in his mouth.
The people next to him rushed forward and each took one.
"Damn, being in the car all the way has suffocated me. I've wanted to smoke for ages." Qin Dou quickly lit a cigarette, took a deep drag, and showed a look of relief.
Looking at his expression, it was probably more satisfying than entering and exiting.
But is smoking really that satisfying?
This is a magical reaction that non-smokers cannot understand.
"Haha... that's exactly right," Jiang Xin chuckled along.
"Yu Fatty, you have an opportunity today." National idol Xiao Wang sighed, looking at Yu Wei and winking.
Chen Li had also come out. If he couldn't "lick" tonight, what was the point?
If he still couldn't "lick" tonight, then as Qin Dou said, that part of him could be cut off and fed to dogs, though even dogs would probably find it disgusting.
"Ahem..."
Yu Wei coughed lightly, appearing somewhat embarrassed, and then said,
"Brothers, don't be like this. She's my legitimate wife, not someone I'm messing around with."
"We know, but if you don't get on the car now, won't there be no break-in period?" Qin Dou asked.
"Haha... indeed, new cars need a break-in period, let alone your wife. If you don't drive her to go through the break-in period, how will you know if the car's performance is good?"
Jiang Xin burst into laughter and joined in the teasing.
Everyone understands the big道理, but when it truly happens to them, no one can genuinely act as they say.
After all, who can't boast?
It's just casual talk, nonsense.
They can spout grand theories, but when it comes to doing it themselves, they can't manage it.
"Yu Fatty, Jiang Xin is right. It's not about whether she's your wife or not; it's precisely because you want to marry her that you must complete the break-in period first. After all, you only know if a shoe fits by wearing it. Brothers can't help you with this; we can only help you create the opportunity to wear the shoe."
National idol Xiao Wang analyzed it thoroughly, even comparing Jiang Xin's entering and exiting to wearing shoes.
In fact, the analogy couldn't be helped. You only know if a shoe is suitable after wearing it on your foot; you can't tell if it's truly comfortable just by looking.
"I know, so thank you, brothers." Yu Wei nodded, took a deep drag of his cigarette, and threw the butt on the ground.
"When booking rooms tonight, remember to book a room for the two of us, a king-sized bed room." Yu Wei had already planned for the evening.
"Don't worry, you can trust me. I booked everything last night. Besides yours being a king-sized room, all the others are suites."
National idol Xiao Wang chuckled, giving Yu Wei plenty of courage.
"Sigh, saying that makes me miss Fairy again." Qin Dou sighed, his mind conjuring Fairy's graceful figure, capable of switching between any posture at will, and crucially, being able to levitate.
The main point was this levitation, this posture, which only a fairy could achieve.
Qin Dou's remark resonated with National idol Xiao Wang and Jiang Xin. They truly missed it and wondered when they would go again.
"What Fairy? Where did you discover new fun?" Yu Wei asked curiously, craning his neck.
"We were dreaming. Don't ask if you don't understand. You just need to take good care of your fiancée tonight. Don't ask about adult matters, child." National idol Xiao Wang waved his hand at Yu Wei, unable to explain such things clearly to him.
Should he tell him that they had been with fairies for the past few years, lingering and unwilling to leave?
"Damn it, you said we'd all play together when there's a venue, and you abandon me like this? I'm not even married yet. Once I get married, I'll have a psychological burden playing." Yu Wei grumbled, cursing.
If he didn't play a couple of times before getting married, wouldn't he have a psychological burden playing afterward?
"It's okay, this little psychological burden won't affect you," Qin Dou joked with a smile.
"I'm a good man, don't talk nonsense." Yu Wei patted his chest to assert.
"Alright, you're engaged now, what's the difference from getting married? Men have either 0 times or countless times. We're all perverts, so stop pretending."
National idol Xiao Wang, seeing Yu Wei still pretending, chimed in to strike him down.
Gender: Male, Likes: Female.
Isn't this the most basic operation?
"Stop talking, Lin'er and the others are coming. Don't let this Yu Wei guy ruin our image," Jiang Xin reminded them, seeing Xia Lin walking over after finishing her photos.
They could play around, but Xia Lin was a girl, and there were some things it was better not to let her know.
"Damn, what do you mean I ruined the image?" Yu Wei cursed softly, looking at Xia Lin, who was getting closer, and chose to remain silent.
When Xia Lin approached, Yu Wei's face bloomed with a dog-like smile:
"Lin'er, long time no see."
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