Mai Bao Xiao Lang Jun
Chapter 127 What the Fuck
The Gu Dragon stopped in the distance, its mane rippling and tail swaying gently. Its ruby-like eyes coldly overlooked the orderly faction’s demigods. The King of Terror on its back cheerfully curled his lips and boomed, “Everyone, how about we team up to farm this boss? Share the Lingjing Xingzhe missions. This King is here to push the boss; I have no interest in fighting you all. It’s not worth the effort!”
The orderly faction’s demigods ignored him, knowing it was mockery. The evil faction’s scheme to drive the two chief executives of Tianfa (Heavenly Punishment) mad was to turn them into targets of public criticism, creating a situation of universal siege.
This left the orderly faction’s demigods with only two choices: either join forces with the evil faction’s demigods to complete the wanted mission and quell the disaster, or the orderly faction would lose two level 12 demigods and be unable to compete with the evil faction. The Lingjing Xingzhe mechanism awards based on contribution.
This was reflected in dungeons. So many demigods jointly attacking the Wind and Thunder Gods would only dilute the rewards. The orderly faction’s total rewards wouldn’t compensate for the losses.
Resisting the evil faction’s demigods to protect the Wind and Thunder Gods was too risky for the orderly demigods because the Wind and Thunder Gods recognized no kinship.
Choosing to protect them meant fighting both the evil demigods and the Wind and Thunder Gods. A moment of carelessness could mean death. Besides, the Wind and Thunder Gods were unstable. After saving them, what then? Let them stir up hurricanes and destroy cities? How many would die?
Under the bright sun and clear blue sky, the evil faction’s demigods surrounded Boreas. This god didn’t seem to notice, his eyes darting wildly in their sockets, immersed in his own mental storm, muttering, “I am Boreas, I am Boreas…”
The three sides formed a triangular formation, seeking an opportunity to attack or waiting for the other to strike first!
The Chairman, wearing a silver mask, glanced around and took a microphone from his inventory, holding it to his lips. “I believe the orderly faction’s demigods should reach a consensus before the battle!”
His voice accurately reached the five leaders and the Sea King. The evil faction’s demigods ignored him. Void professionals always had various props; everyone was used to the flashy displays. The demigods looked at each other questioningly.
Only Jiang, the red-haired leader, shouted, “What do you want?”
This drew the suspicious gazes of the evil demigods. The Chairman held the microphone to his mouth, emitting a sound only the orderly demigods could hear: “Should we save or kill the Wind and Thunder Gods? If you all choose to do the mission, then the minority will submit to the majority! I will banish Boreas to the Lingjing Xingzhe and then send you in. But I must remind you of two things. First, we can’t judge how crazy Boreas is. If she still knows how to open a gang dungeon in the Lingjing Xingzhe, then our hunting plan will fail!”
Demigods cannot actively travel through the Lingjing Xingzhe, but gang dungeons are an exception. After being sent to the Lingjing Xingzhe, Boreas could open a gang Lingjing Xingzhe, travel from one dungeon to another, and then use the gang dungeon as a bridge back to the real world!
“Second, Boreas’s level is very high, on par with Shura. Even if we join forces, we cannot guarantee we can kill her without loss. Any demigod returning to the Lingjing Xingzhe is welcomed by the evil faction!”
After a few seconds of pause, he spoke of the second option: “If we want to protect her… Well, I can’t think of how to protect her. Do you have any ideas?”
Fu Qingxuan snatched the microphone from his side and held it to her lips. “I have a way to save both the Wind and Thunder Gods and quell this disaster. Chairman, do you know the sleeping place of the Night Sovereign of the Eternal Night Church?”
No need to explain too clearly. The orderly demigods already understood her meaning. The Chairman nodded.
Fu Qingxuan said, “You open a teleportation channel and send the Wind and Thunder Gods there. It’s a forbidden zone that even demigods dare not set foot in. As long as they enter, the Wind and Thunder Gods must sleep. The Evil Overlord dare not approach. It can also contain the Night Sovereign of the Eternal Night Church. Losing the sleeping domain makes the Eternal Night professionals more fragile than scouts. Once the Wind and Thunder Gods awaken, the first to die will be this demigod, so he will never dare to wake up.”
The Chairman took the microphone. “It can be tried, but with my level, the failure rate is very high. It needs constant attempts. You help me buy time!”
At this time, the blue lightning ball in the Chairman’s hand slowly dissipated, turning into tree-like lightning that struck Boreas. The transaction time was over, and the lightning essence automatically returned to the main body.
There was a certain gap in levels, and the transaction couldn’t last long. The Chairman said loudly, “Prepare for defense! She’s going crazy!”
As soon as the words fell, Boreas in the air suddenly screamed crazily. “No, not right. I am the Thunder God, the Chief Prosecutor of Heavenly Punishment!”
She hugged her head and let out a shrill scream. Tree-like lightning, like spider webs and cracks, covered the entire sky. The bright blue light even overwhelmed the sunlight.
The next second, Boreas disappeared from everyone’s sight. The King of Terror on the Gu Dragon’s back suddenly revealed a three-headed, eight-armed dharma body. The bronze-cast body was covered in magic patterns. He sank slightly and crossed his arms to block his chest.
Dong! A sound like a great bell rang between heaven and earth. A wave of air with a diameter of tens of meters exploded. The King of Terror flew out like a cannonball, crashing heavily to the ground and creating a huge pit. Earth and gravel splashed everywhere!
The King of Terror had obvious dents on his chest and face, as if he had been crushed by a compactor. The bewitching demon, known for its physical strength, had its defenses broken with just one blow.
During this process, mental strikes, dream invasions, and emotional detonations rained down on Boreas like a storm, but all failed without exception.
Level suppression meant that the skills either failed or were weakened. Boreas spat out dazzling arcs of electricity from her palms, pouring them into the body of the Illusion God of the Southern Sect, bringing a miserable scream!
A hundred meters away, the Illusion God of the Southern Sect roared sharply, his body turning into green smoke and reappearing hundreds of meters away.
His aura was much weaker. Even though she was already out of her mind, her instinct to hate the evil faction made her choose to attack immediately.
The Gu Dragon’s body rose with wisps of turbid air, covering Boreas like thick smoke. In an instant, the Chief Executive Officer’s fair body grew wrinkles, oozed foul sweat, and developed sores. Her face changed.
Dark circles, bags under the eyes, crow's feet, dark spots, and other signs of the five衰 (five declines of heaven and man) appeared. This was a demigod-level weakening.
“Pu!” A huge wind blade killed the Gu Dragon in an instant, splitting it in half. The hard scales failed to provide adequate defense.
The two sections of the dragon’s body fell weakly. During the process, hurricanes howled and countless wind blades intertwined, cutting the dragon’s body into fragments.
In less than ten seconds, three of the evil faction’s demigods were beaten in turn.
“Banish!” The Chairman seized the opportunity to weaken Boreas and kept snapping his fingers, trying to teleport her to a fixed location.
The banishment didn’t succeed, but it attracted Boreas’s attention. The Chief Executive Officer looked over, and a bright blue light flashed in her left eye.
Rumble rumble rumble!
A series of lightning bolts with the aura of destruction struck down. The Chairman's body instantly became illusory, as if he were a projection from another world.
No matter how the lightning struck, it didn’t hurt him at all. Old Mai in the distance shouted and opened his palms, making an inverted gesture.
The Chairman’s illusory body shook, breaking away from the state of being immune to all laws.
The demigod of the Wine God Club inverted his state, turning nothingness into reality. Seeing the lightning about to engulf the Chairman, pieces of stone armor quickly condensed, covering his whole body. The stone armor barely lasted three seconds before shattering in the lightning strike.
The Chairman had already teleported away. Losing its target, Boreas immediately turned its attention to the Five Elements Alliance’s demigods. As for the Sea King far away on his chariot, he was temporarily ignored.
The Five Elements Alliance’s demigods weren’t stupid. No one wanted to be ambushed by the evil faction’s enemies while fighting the Wind and Thunder Gods, so they retreated immediately.
Fu Qingxuan shouted, “The three sides are fighting separately, and no one can gain an advantage. It’s a meaningless war of attrition! If you want to continue, we’re happy to oblige, but I believe that joining forces to subdue the Wind and Thunder Gods is beneficial to everyone’s interests. What do you say?”
Although she was the youngest and least experienced, she had the demeanor of a great general, making people trust her unconsciously.
The Illusion God of the Southern Sect disappeared without a trace, but his voice came from afar, “Agreed!”
Fu Qingxuan immediately said, “I’ll count to three and we’ll enter together.”
“Okay!” The King of Terror responded from a distance.
“Three, two, one!”
A beam of fire rose from beside Boreas. Jiang, the red-haired leader, used the fire attribute… What? Why was he the only one!
Jiang looked around, and immediately roared, “Damn it! I’ll f*** your mothers!”
The next second, he was shrouded in terrifying lightning, covered by sharp wind blades. This demigod’s body was instantly torn apart. His powerful life force was carbonized in the lightning filled with the aura of destruction!
In the ashes, a magma-like light rose and condensed into a fire spirit hundreds of meters tall. This elemental spirit was lifelike, with sparse hair, a fire robe, a crimson crown, a righteous face, and eyes full of anger.
A fire spirit in the image of an emperor said, “Dare to destroy my body!” The fire spirit roared, “Die!”
He self-destructed like a nuclear bomb explosion. The dazzling light was clearly visible dozens of kilometers away. Flames layered upon flames formed a mushroom cloud in the high sky.
The shock wave swept across all directions with a destructive force. Everything within a few kilometers was turned into powder. All living beings vanished into smoke.