Chapter 1 Not Buying Groceries Early in the Morning?

"What, buying groceries so early in the morning? Have Grandma's habits changed so much since I've been away for a few days? Ugh, it seems like it's the weekend tonight, and Auntie is home too. This is awkward," Zhang Yuanqing thought to himself. He wanted to give a "ladylike" smile, but remembering that the old hag was the one who possessed Xue Qiangwei last time, he adopted Fu Qingyang's aloof demeanor and greeted her politely and distantly, "Hello, Grandma."

He had wanted to call her "Auntie," but he felt it wasn't appropriate.

His grandma was stunned for a moment, then quickly put on an awkward but polite smile. "Ah, good, good... you must be Bai Lan, right? Hmm, are you here to see our Yuanzi?"

Because of the misunderstanding last time, his grandma still felt a little awkward when she saw this girl, and she didn't know how to face her.

Although Yuanzi said that he and this overly beautiful Bai Lan were just ordinary friends, his grandma didn't quite believe it. They might not be boyfriend and girlfriend, but they were probably flirting with each other and had mutual feelings.

Zhang Yuanqing's mind raced, and he suddenly came up with an idea. He said, "Zhang Yuanqing hasn't contacted me in a long time. I sent him messages, but he didn't reply, and he didn't answer my calls, so I came over to see. But it seems like he's not here."

As he spoke, he put on a 'resentful' expression.

When his grandma heard this, she nodded repeatedly. It seemed that Yuanzi had taken her words to heart. That's right, since he was already living at Guan Ya's house, he should focus on dating. Being indecisive wasn't the Chen family's style. Even his scumbag uncle was very pure in his relationships with women.

"He hasn't been home for the past few days. He's living with his girlfriend!" His grandma said the second half of her sentence with emphasis, and then pretended to extend an invitation, "Now that you're here, come in and sit down. Have lunch at home."

As soon as Zhang Yuanqing heard this, he knew that his grandma was just being polite. The more enthusiastic his grandma was, the more polite she was being. He said, "No, Grandma, I have something to do."

He hurried into the elevator.

Seeing this, his grandma pulled her daughter out of the carriage and stood at the elevator entrance, smiling.

"Then remember to come home for dinner when he gets back next time."

The elevator doors slowly closed.

His grandma sighed with emotion.

"What a beautiful girl. It's a pity that Yuanzi already has a girlfriend. But if Guan Ya breaks up with Yuanzi in the future, this Bai Lan would be a good choice."

"Mom, that kind of thinking is called keeping a backup."

"What backup or no backup? Yuanzi is still young now, and who knows what will happen in the future? If they really break up, Bai Lan would be great."

"Neither of them are as beautiful as me!" Jiang Yuer said proudly.

"What's the point of comparing yourself to them? They're both your juniors." His grandma said unhappily, "Speaking of which, it's been a while since I found you a blind date. Let's prepare for a blind date next weekend."

"Oh, Mom, I still want to stay with you for a few more years." Jiang Yuer quickly acted coy.

Zhang Yuanqing controlled Xue Qiangwei to enter Fujiawan and handed the blue pill and the Cat King speaker to his main body.

"Speaking of which, you haven't taken a shower in a week. You smell like a closet." Zhang Yuanqing sniffed and decided to give Xue Qiangwei a bath.

"Hmm, although she's my Yin Corpse, it's not appropriate to let her shower here. What if Fu Qingyang comes to find me and sees me lying in bed while my Yin Corpse is standing under the showerhead? He'd probably give me a check on the spot and ask me to leave Guan Ya..." Zhang Yuanqing put away the Cat King speaker and the blue pill as he manipulated Xue Qiangwei to leave the basement.

He originally wanted to find the Bunny Girls and have them bathe the Yin Corpse. He used to keep the Yin Corpse with Fu Qingyang, and the Bunny Girls would bathe her every day.

But Zhang Yuanqing thought about it again. He was going to meet the patrol team members later anyway, so he might as well have Guan Ya bathe the Yin Corpse.

He went up the stairs and arrived at the first floor hall. Zhang Yuanqing saw Ling Jun leading a young woman into the villa.

The girl had a waterfall of brown hair, and her eyes were like a fawn's eyes in the forest, moist and bright. She had a delicate, pointy face, long, straight eyebrows, a delicate nose, and娇 lips. She had both the purity and innocence of a young girl and the charm of a mature woman. The two contradictory qualities were blended together, exuding an amazing charm.

"What a beautiful girl." Zhang Yuanqing had seen countless beauties, but he still couldn't help but take a few more glances. When Ling Jun and the woman got closer, he raised his eyebrows and smiled.

"Is this girl your new love or your old flame?"

"Whether she's a new love or an old flame, you can't say it in front of her. That's very disrespectful to women, and respecting women is a prerequisite for winning her favor. Remember!" Mentor Ling Jun educated his student. Suddenly, he remembered something, and his face changed as he angrily said.

"You son of a b*tch, is there something wrong with that Peach Blossom Talisman? Did you scam me?"

"He was also scammed by the Peach Blossom Talisman?" Zhang Yuanqing looked innocent and pretended to be puzzled.

"No? What could be wrong? Why do you say that?"

Ling Jun pulled him aside and whispered.

"After I used the Peach Blossom Talisman, it was really good at first. I turned around and hooked up with a quasi-girlfriend who was on the fence. But when I took her to a hotel for a deep exchange, a female hotel employee broke in and took a bunch of pictures of us."

"The female employee said she had liked me for a long time. If I didn't accept her, she would post the photos online. Well, I often go to that hotel. It's not surprising that a female employee likes me, who is young and rich, but I didn't expect her to be so extreme."

"So she was also cursed by the Evil Eye?" Zhang Yuanqing joked sarcastically in his heart and said.

"Doesn't this just show that it works very well? With your abilities, teacher, you should go with the flow and have a one dragon, two phoenixes (idiom for having two women at once)."

"Doesn't this just show that it works very well? With your abilities, teacher, you should go with the flow and have a one dragon, two phoenixes."

He immediately confirmed that there was indeed something wrong with the Peach Blossom Talisman. This consumable item had a price. The price of combining Peach Blossom Luck with Peach Blossom Disaster was something to be careful of in the future.

The corners of Ling Jun's mouth twitched.

"That female employee is as old as my mom and weighs twice as much as my mom!"

"That is indeed a bit difficult." Zhang Yuanqing said.

At this time, the young girl who combined purity and charm frowned not far away.

"Ling Jun, you're bringing women to Fu Qingyang's house? When did he become so easy to talk to?"

These words made Zhang Yuanqing and Ling Jun look at each other and shiver.

"Ahem..." Ling Jun cleared his throat and said, "Teng'er, this is Yuanshi Tianzun. Well, to be precise, it's Yuanshi Tianzun's Yin Corpse."

The girl named "Teng'er" heard this, immediately took a few steps closer, carefully observed for a few seconds, and nodded in realization, "Sure enough, it's a Yin Corpse."

Her voice was as clear and melodious as a lark, and her pronunciation was clear. It was obvious that she had a Beijing accent.

Ling Jun continued to introduce.

"Yuanshi, this is my cousin, Miao Teng'er."

"Cousin?!" Zhang Yuanqing was stunned, and his expression suddenly became strange. If he remembered correctly, Yuan Ting said that Ling Jun's cousin and aunt were the Demon Lord's lovers. The mother and daughter deeply loved the Demon Lord and did not regret it. In the end, they were imprisoned by the Grand Elder of the Hundred Flowers Association.

"The Demon Lord is dead, so she was released? Or does Ling Jun have other cousins?"

"But judging from this girl's looks, she's the type the Demon Lord likes."

"--As long as she's a beauty, the Demon Lord likes her."

Miao Teng'er frowned slightly, feeling offended.

"What are you looking at? You already have a girlfriend. Don't get any ideas about my cousin." Ling Jun raised his hand and snapped his fingers in front of him.

"Suddenly, I'm a little looking forward to your cousin's audio." Zhang Yuanqing withdrew his gaze and said, "I'm going to the next door."

"Don't rush!" Ling Jun smiled and said, "My cousin came here specifically to find you."

"Looking for me?" Zhang Yuanqing was shocked. His first reaction was that because Yuan Ting was indiscreet, this Miao Teng'er came to settle accounts with him.

"It's like this, my cousin wants to talk to Annie of the Beauty God Association about something, but because of the Dionysus Club's attack, she's temporarily hiding and can't be contacted. You're close to Annie, so I want to contact Annie through you." Ling Jun said his purpose.

"Looking for Annie? What could she want from Annie..."

Zhang Yuanqing frowned, "Can I ask why? At least I need to know if your cousin has good intentions or bad intentions."

Ling Jun turned his head and glanced at his cousin. After a little thought, he said.

"The reason is inconvenient to say, but I can guarantee that there is no malice. You can invite Annie to Fujiawan. That shouldn't be a problem, right?"

Zhang Yuanqing thought for a while and said.

"Okay, in five minutes, you go to the basement to see me. I'll give you an answer."

After saying that, he left the large villa and turned into the small apartment next door.

When he entered his small villa, the first thing he saw was Jiang Jingwei rolling on the ground.

"Jingwei, what are you rolling for!"

When Jiang Jingwei heard this, she raised her head, "Oh, you're Yuanshi Tianzun's Yin Corpse. Ah, you're Yuanshi Tianzun."

Her pretty little face showed joy, and then she frowned, "I wasn't imprisoned. The headquarters announced the punishment too quickly. Mom said she's sending a butler to pick me up in the afternoon. I have to go to school again."

She cried out a few times in pain and started rolling on the ground again.

Zhang Yuanqing said earnestly, "Reading is a past that every adult can't bear to look back on. It's also a test that you must experience in life. You'll be fine when you grow up."

"When you grow up, you'll be a wage slave."

"Yuanshi brother, you're here~"

Xie Lingxi came out of the screening room, and like a swallow returning to its nest, she was about to crash into Zhang Yuanqing's arms. The Queen behind her took off her silver earrings and threw them out with all her might.

The two earrings turned into water circles and wrapped around Xie Lingxi's ankles, causing her to slap flat on the ground with a thud.

Li Chunfeng walked out of the small room next to the screening room and examined Xue Qiangwei. "Your Yin Corpse is very beautiful."

"Where's Guan Ya?" Zhang Yuanqing asked.

"Sleeping upstairs. She hasn't been resting well these days." The Queen raised her eyes and looked at the ceiling.

Zhang Yuanqing "hmm"ed and looked around at his teammates.

"Everyone should have seen the headquarters' punishment for me. From today onwards, I'm no longer your captain. Fortunately, Guan Ya only had her bonuses and benefits deducted and wasn't demoted. She'll be our captain from now on."

"In addition, except for Guan Ya, Jingwei, and me, the branch will still issue your rewards and merits for the missions in Jinhui City and Jinghai City as usual."

The Queen asked.

"Your imprisonment time is one month. Does that mean you won't have any missions during this period?"

Zhang Yuanqing nodded, "In the next half month, I have to prepare to go to the dungeon. I won't have any missions for the time being. Do whatever you want."

After explaining everything, he looked at Li Chunfeng and said.

"Do you have any channels for purchasing and customizing props? I need a powerful close combat weapon. The headquarters canceled my benefits and reduced my permissions. I can't buy it through the branch."

He made this request as a sincere request and also as a test of Li Chunfeng.

Among all his props, the Bloodthirsty Blade was his only melee weapon. But this item was of too low quality and was increasingly unable to keep up with his level. He took this opportunity to request a powerful cold weapon.

At the same time, he could also test whether Li Chunfeng was really linked to Lian Sanyue.

Only the master of the Scholars controls the skill of weapon refining, and according to the audio of Bing Ge in the Cat King speaker, Lian Sanyue was obviously a master-level Scholar.

Li Chunfeng frowned, hesitated for a few seconds, and said.

"I'll inquire for you."

Zhang Yuanqing nodded, bypassed the crowd, came to the second floor along the stairs, and twisted Guan Ya's room.

When he turned the doorknob, Guan Ya had already woken up, glanced over, and then lay back, muttering.

"Sleeping, don't bother me."

Zhang Yuanqing walked to the bed, fell down beside her, hugged Guan Ya's waist from behind, and said with a grin.

"Good sister, it's been a long time since we've been intimate."

Guan Ya turned her back to him and sneered.

"Suddenly so enthusiastic, are you afraid I'll scold you? That's right, let's talk about it. What happened to you that day? You killed Wei Yuanzhou as soon as you said you would. That's a quasi-Enforcer, Yuanshi, that's not like you."

Zhang Yuanqing told her about the curse of the Evil Eye. After speaking, he swore.

"Don't worry, when I enter the dungeon, I'll ask the Three Paths Mountain Mother for a prop. It can suppress the curse. You've used it before, that Ghost Mirror."

When Guan Ya heard that it was the Ghost Mirror, she breathed a sigh of relief. She had personally verified the function of that mirror.

"Our cousin is right. You can't go to extremes in everything. You have to follow the rules. The purpose of the official is to maintain order, unless you're really at the end of your rope." Zhang Yuanqing actively admitted his mistake.

Guan Ya said with a smile, "Who's your cousin? Do you dare to say that in front of him?"

"Your cousin is my cousin." Zhang Yuanqing leaned over to kiss Guan Ya's cheek.

Guan Ya pushed him away with her hand, and suddenly pushed into two big steamed buns. Both of them were stunned.

Guan Ya suddenly realized, and a layer of goosebumps rose on her arm. As a woman with a normal orientation, she felt like a straight man being touched on the butt by a gay man.

"Are you jealous that my breasts are bigger than yours?" Zhang Yuanqing got up, patting his butt, and hummed.

Seeing Guan Ya's eyebrows stand on end, he quickly changed his words and said, "Yours are big, yours are big."

Guan Ya muttered unhappily:

"I'll replace this Yin Corpse of yours sooner or later. Fu Qingyang, that stinky brat, is deliberately disgusting me, right."

She had been disgusted with Xue Qiangwei for a long time, but this was a gift from Fu Qingyang to Yuanshi, so she couldn't get angry.

"I almost forgot the main thing. Give my Yin Corpse a bath and change her clothes. I haven't showered her for half a month." After Zhang Yuanqing finished speaking, he explained like he was trying to cover something up: "The Bunny Girls used to help me wash her."

Without allowing Guan Ya to refuse, he closed his eyes and his consciousness returned to his main body.

"Annie, I have a friend who wants to see you. The location is Fu Qingyang's villa. Is it convenient for you to come over?"

In the prison room, Zhang Yuanqing sent a message to Annie.

A few minutes later, Annie replied to the message.

"No problem, I'll go over now."

Forty minutes later, Ling Jun received Annie outside the villa.

She sat on a shuttle bus driven by a Bunny Girl, her golden hair pulled up, and the wind blew her temples and forehead hair. Her azure eyes rippled with charming charm.

She was wearing a flowing and light net gauze skirt, paired with a short-sleeved denim shirt. She was very immortal, very mature, and also had a hint of well-behavedness.

"Dear Annie, you're getting more and more beautiful."

Ling Jun greeted her and opened his arms as if he was having an occupational disease.

Annie stepped off the shuttle bus, smiled charmingly, and raised her hand to stop him from getting closer. "Mr. Ling Jun, keeping your distance from ladies is what a gentleman should do."

Ling Jun said angrily.

"It's a pity that the unrequited love is intentional, but the unrequited love is unintentional!"

On the surface, he was mocking himself, but in reality, he was teasing Annie. When this woman first came to the mainland, her dress was more sexy and charming, and she was full of charm and flaunted her charm.

Now her dress tends to be conservative, ladylike, and well-behaved. Of course, this is a deliberate change she made in order to capture the heart of Yuanshi Tianzun.

But Ling Jun knew that although Yuanshi had the lustful heart of a man, he didn't have the guts. He hadn't even managed to win over Guan Ya.

But that kid still had a good moral bottom line. After having a girlfriend, he instinctively kept his distance from other girls.

Annie didn't understand what this Chinese sentence meant. She didn't care and said.

"Mr. Yuanshi asked me to come over to see someone. Lead the way."

Ling Jun led her into the villa, went to the second floor along the two-way stairs, and entered his room.

Miao Teng'er was sitting by the window. On the round table in front of her was a green bead. The furniture and walls in the room were dyed with a touch of green.

"Please sit down!"

Miao Teng'er raised her hand and made a 'please' gesture.

Ling Jun closed the door and left.

Annie sat down at the table, generously looked at her, and marveled at the girl's stunning appearance and the unique temperament that mixed purity and charm.

"I don't seem to know you." Annie gave a polite smile.

"You know me now." Miao Teng'er said.

Her temperament wasn't aloof. At first glance, she was a pure girl next door. After watching for a long time, she felt that she had a seductive charm. But when you really get along with her, you will find that this girl is indifferent.

"What do you want from me?" Annie was a straightforward person.

Miao Teng'er said softly.

"I heard that in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Beauty God Association, there is a woman named Betty. She used to be the Demon Lord's lover. Does Miss Annie know her?"

"Oh my God, please don't mention her in front of me. She's my deadly enemy. Just because she hooked up with Guang Jun, she took the position that originally belonged to me. I'm still a second-level member of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs." Annie raised her hands, made an annoyed posture, and looked angry.

Miao Teng'er didn't care about Annie's anger, her face was calm and her tone was gentle.

"Then do you know if the Demon Lord ever gave her a map fragment."

"A map fragment left by the Demon Lord to Betty?" Annie was shocked.

She didn't forget her mission to come to the mainland, to find an important item for the president.

This item was taken away from the president by the Demon Lord with sweet words. After the Demon Lord died, that thing did not return to the Spirit Realm.