Mai Bao Xiao Lang Jun

Chapter 3 Unusually Attentive

Chapter 1 Extraordinary Stage Killing Instance, Evil Camp Wiped Out, Yuanshi Tianzun's Score Breaks Historical High

"Mid-year killing instance results are out. This time, a total of thirty-eight official colleagues entered the killing instance, with eight sacrificing their lives and thirty surviving. The evil camp was almost entirely wiped out. Yuanshi Tianzun obtained a record-breaking high score of 1628."

"The following is the announcement of the scoreboard and the list of the sacrificed."

The content was brief, without excessive descriptions of the process, but even such a brief announcement caused a seismic-level shock within the official organization.

The comments below the announcement were uniformly: "???"

Dozens of pages, densely packed, all question marks.

In the first half of this year, many major events occurred within the Five Elements Alliance, but when this announcement was released, all previous "bombshell news" paled in comparison.

《Xian Mu Qi Yuan》

Evil camp wiped out, only eight deaths in the orderly camp, a score of 1628—these words, combined, generated a terrifying storm and a sense of bewilderment in the minds of the official Spirit Realm Xingzhe (Spirit Realm Wanderer) watching the announcement through the screen.

They suspected for the first time that the person who issued the announcement had made a mistake in the data.

This situation could occur, but the probability of both the Five Elements Alliance and the Taiyi Gate making mistakes in the announcement simultaneously was too low.

It wasn't until the official extraordinary Spirit Realm Xingzhe who participated in the killing instance—no, they were now Saints—commented below the announcement, confirming and recounting the experience in the instance, that everyone realized this was actually true.

[Fairy Peony: There is no need to doubt the content of the announcement. There are no errors. I will write a post, explaining the process of the killing instance in more detail. Please wait a moment.]

According to official speculation, killing instances are temporary instances, different each time, and only appear once. Therefore, there's no need for guides, and there are no confidentiality requirements.

The only thing the narrator needs to consider is not revealing other people's private information, so as not to provoke disputes and trouble.

Soon, Fairy Peony's post was published and pinned by the administrator.

In the post, Fairy Peony described the process of the killing instance in detail from her own perspective. Upon entering the instance, she accidentally "overheard" a conversation between the Monkey King and a mountain monkey and was chased.

During the escape, she encountered Yuanshi Tianzun and was rescued by him. Afterward, they rescued a female high school student from Japan together.

Writing here, Fairy Peony spared no effort in praising Yuanshi Tianzun's kindness, extending a helping hand to the orderly Spirit Realm Xingzhe of the same camp, even though the two were strangers.

Then, because the Spirit Realm Xingzhe who entered the instance failed to discern the camp selection, they were attacked by the angry Tree King. At the critical moment, Yuanshi Tianzun cracked the camp's secrets and led the Spirit Realm Xingzhe of the orderly camp into the second level.

In the second level, the Maze Forest, Fairy Peony once again used a large amount of ink to describe the dangers along the way, focusing on highlighting Yuanshi Tianzun's wisdom and courage, leading them through the Maze Forest to the Mountain God Temple.

She briefly mentioned the Breeding Forest and the role of the Heavenly Flames Return.

The official Spirit Realm Xingzhe reading the post in front of the screen were engrossed in it. They thought the experience in the Maze Forest was bizarre and thrilling enough, until they saw Fairy Peony's description of the experience at the Mountain God Temple.

The traitor, the Tone Deaf, used the reward from the Moving Forest to send the team back to the maze, and Yuanshi Tianzun single-handedly resisted the Mountain Ghost camp.

Fairy Peony didn't mention Guan Ya.

After that was the battle in the Lost City. Fairy Peony narrated the battle process in fluent writing, fully portraying the power and terror of the Dry Corpse.

Thus, it set off Yuanshi Tianzun's glorious feat of finally killing the Dry Corpse.

But compared to his one-man stand against the enemies at the Mountain God Temple, the textual impact of killing the Dry Corpse did not bring too strong of a shock to the Five Elements Alliance's official personnel, whose thresholds had been raised.

Until the battle to defend the formation entered its final stage, Fairy Peony described in words: The Blood Pool Boss descended, hundreds of meters tall, with an eight-armed demon body. The runes on his body made us lose our minds and become mentally disturbed with just one glance.

The official Spirit Realm Xingzhe reading the post felt something was wrong. They wondered, in that case, didn't the Mountain God camp lose? Why was the evil camp wiped out?

Looking further down, Fairy Peony only wrote a few strokes:

"Yuanshi Tianzun summoned a more powerful existence to defeat the Blood Pool Boss and wipe out the Mountain Ghost camp."

Comments below:

[Lai Ri Fang Chang (The Future is Long): I'm dumbfounded after reading it.]

[Qu Ri Ku Duo (The Past is Bitter): Wiping out the evil professions in the killing instance directly emptied the extraordinary wanted list. Those guys are stinky rats that even Saints can't catch. 1628 points is unprecedented and simply unreasonable.]

[Nan Ai Ding: Hahaha, the guys on the extraordinary wanted list have been wiped out in one fell swoop. This is a heavy blow to the evil organizations. Yuanshi Tianzun really makes people not know what to say. He is now a Saint. I expect him to be like Fu Qingyang, becoming the second invincible person beneath the elders.]

[Wang Fei: I was careless. I should have finished reading this post on my knees. Yuanshi Tianzun, please accept my knees.]

[Qu Ri Ku Duo (The Past is Bitter): It's hard to imagine. After reading it, I suspect it's not an extraordinary killing instance at all. Also, can you describe the boss battle in detail? What exactly did Yuanshi Tianzun summon?]

[Please Call Me Queen: Ahhh, why didn't I participate in the killing instance? I also want to become a Saint. There's no chance to hug Yuanshi's thigh anymore.]

[Jiang Yang: I didn't expect the Tone Deaf to be from the Night Rose. Well, not only him. I just went to the Taiyi Gate forum [Tou Bao Pei Jiu Yue He Yue You: I have a doubt. According to the content of the post, it can be inferred that the core of the battle between the two camps should be "summoning the Blood Pool Boss" and "strengthening the seal." There shouldn't be any other power in the instance. How could Yuanshi Tianzun summon a more powerful existence? The extraordinary killing instance shouldn't allow level 4 or higher power to intervene, unless it's the instance itself.]

[Wen Yuan Ge Da Xue Shi (Grand Scholar of the Wenyuan Pavilion): After reading a bunch of stupid comments, someone finally mentioned the key point. It is not clear how Yuanshi Tianzun did it, but he definitely exploited some kind of bug. The old man checked the data of previous killing instances. 900 points is the limit that extraordinary Spirit Realm Xingzhe can reach. Exceeding 900 points is a pervert among perverts. Yuanshi Tianzun's score is unreasonable and an exception that cannot be replicated.]

[Tian Xia Gui Huo (All Under Heaven Returns to Fire): Although the process is similar, why does it look like Yuanshi Tianzun's one-man show? Did you eat my credit? Also, Guan Ya was also there at the Mountain God Temple.]

The Spirit Realm Xingzhe of each branch began to discuss the topic of points, and no one cared about Tian Xia Gui Huo's (All Under Heaven Returns to Fire) protest.

Songhai International Building, 108th floor revolving restaurant.

By the window-side two-person table, Ling Jun held his phone, looking at the post on the screen with a somewhat dazed expression.

1628 points—was that not much? Almost being wiped out by the evil camp was true, but it was different from what he had imagined.

Seriously, Yuanshi Tianzun, this guy, silently pulled off such a big thing. After Fu Qingyang returns, he will definitely arrogantly say again: After all, he is a character like me, different from you trash.

Ling Jun murmured in his heart.

He put down his phone, looked at the beautiful woman across from him, and smiled warmly like the April sun. "Miss Annie, the official organization has released some bizarre announcements. I just finished reading them and kept you waiting."

The woman across from him had a head of golden hair, eyes as blue as gems, and a delicate and beautiful face.

Compared to beauty, her charm was even more captivating, making people yearn for her, wishing to press her on the bed and conquer her with every position imaginable.

This was a woman of disaster-level beauty. Even in the Eros profession, she was of the highest quality.

Eros Xingzhe of poor quality cannot enter the diplomatic department of the Goddess of Beauty Association.

After a period of "gaming," Ling Jun finally got Annie out. Initially, he was wary of the Eros profession and unwilling to sacrifice himself for the organization (White Tiger Guard).

When Yuanshi Tianzun thought of a way to get things for free, and Fu Qingyang provided feasible props, Ling Jun felt—I can sacrifice myself!

After all, among his girlfriends, there were very few as captivating as Annie.

Ordinary women have no competitiveness in front of the Eros profession.

There are some places where, even though there is heavy traffic and crowds of people, you still yearn for them—this is the Eros profession. "Bizarre announcements?" Annie blinked her eyes and asked curiously, "Can you tell me about them?"

She widened her eyes, pretending to be innocent, which was not annoying but instead highlighted the girl's cuteness and innocence.

What a captivating woman, Ling Jun smiled.

"Yuanshi Tianzun came out of the killing instance." Annie's eyes lit up slightly, and she nodded slightly.

"That was to be expected. Sorry, my Chinese is not very good. I know there is a more appropriate word. With Yuanshi Tianzun's talent and ability, I have no doubt that he will become a Saint."

"But if that's the case, there's no need to use 'bizarre' to describe it, right?" Her pronunciation of the word "bizarre" was not very accurate.

Ling Jun sighed.

"Yuanshi Tianzun led the orderly camp and wiped out the evil camp. You must know that there were experts in the top ten of the wanted list in there. Even the Marshal in his time did not kill all the experts of the same level."

"But compared to the information I'm going to say next, these are all small matters."

After a pause, a look of bewilderment appeared on his face. "Can you imagine? Yuanshi Tianzun's score is 1628 points."

As soon as he finished saying this, he saw Annie's beautiful and delicate face suddenly freeze.

The next second, this woman, who was a million times more elegant than Fu Qingyang's particular subordinate, almost jumped up from her chair, and said in a hurried tone:

"I have something to do, Mr. Ling Jun. Let's have dinner together next time."

Annie left without looking back, walking away in her high heels.

Gone? I've already booked a room in the hotel downstairs, and you're just leaving like that? Ling Jun was stunned.

At this moment, the ringtone of the phone placed on the table rang, a sonorous and powerful female voice:

"You hurt me, and you just smiled it off, you love greed, and I love weakness~"

Ling Jun glanced at the caller ID and found that it was Yuanshi Tianzun calling.

Shouldn't this kid be graduating with Guan Ya right now? Why is he calling me at this time? Ling Jun answered the phone, thinking that his romantic encounter was cut short because of him, and said sarcastically:

"Congratulations, virgin chicken, you will be a little rooster from now on."

Yuanshi Tianzun's happy voice came from the speaker:

"I chose the second plan. Although it hasn't reached the point of instant success, I have kissed where I should kiss and hugged where I should hug. I don't think Guan Ya and I can go back to the past. What should I do next?"

"She seems a little embarrassed. Should I stop for a while and pretend that nothing happened?"

As soon as Ling Jun heard this, he immediately scoffed:

"Are you stupid? Pretend that nothing happened? Once the experience between the two of you subsides, you will return to the past."

"The relationship between the two of you is no longer in the stage of mutual affection. No matter how embarrassing it is, the things you have done have exceeded the scope of normal friends. It will be easy to handle next. You have to modify the way you get along with Guan Ya. Remember two points."

"One: Favoritism! All women like to be favored and cared for. This can highlight their status and make them realize that she is different from others in your heart. Those licking dogs who deliver breakfast on cold days are doing the right thing."

"Then why do they end up with nothing in the end?" Zhang Yuanqing asked.

"Because they are ugly, or poor." Ling Jun hit the nail on the head and said, "Don't interrupt me."

"Sending flowers, sending gifts, sweet words and other ways to show courtesy are all okay. Men chase women, and they have to show courtesy, otherwise, why would they say 'showing courtesy for no reason is either adultery or theft'? Although you are good at socializing, you have licked Fu Qingyang more times than Guan Ya, which is not okay."

Send more flowers, send more gifts, and lick her more. Zhang Yuanqing nodded in his heart.

"What's the second point?" Ling Jun said:

"The second point is to tease her. You can't be a gentleman when you are in love. Grab the opportunity to touch her little hand, take advantage of her, and say some dirty jokes. Oh, you two should restrain yourselves a bit. You run over my face every day."

"If you take advantage of her, women will say they hate it, but they are actually very happy because you have a good impression of each other and you are ambiguous. On the contrary, if you don't touch her and treat her politely, she will think you don't like her."

"In short, when facing the opposite sex who has a good impression of each other and has an ambiguous relationship, don't be a gentleman. Whoever is a gentleman is an idiot."

"Understood, understood."

Zhang Yuanqing ended the call with his mentor in life, thinking that I would send flowers to Guan Ya tomorrow, and then lick her a few times.

He held his phone and waved his hand vigorously.

Although he was precocious and resourceful in social situations, he was more experienced in dealing with things than his peers.

But he was indeed a virgin, and he had no experience in love. Guan Ya was one of the few girls who had a good impression on him, and he really liked her. If you like it, go after it and taste the taste of love.

It's worth being young.

After hanging up the phone, he opened the chat software and replied to the congratulatory messages from friends such as Bai Long, Qing Teng, Da Ji Ba, and Xie Lingxi one by one.

Then he called Li Dongze to report the situation.

"Yuanshi, you are already a Saint. The organization will soon promote you to a deacon. You must be more elegant in the future, you know?" Li Dongze said earnestly.

"I will be as elegant as the squad leader." Zhang Yuanqing promised vowedly.

Li Dongze was immediately very pleased and said, "There is no shortage of deacons in Songhai for the time being. I don't know whether the organization will transfer the local deacon to make room for you, or arrange you to another place for training."

In a metropolis like Songhai, the deacon position is a lucrative one, and there is no possibility of a vacancy.

"I don't want to leave Songhai for the time being. If the organization wants me to go to another city, I can wait a few years before becoming a deacon. Squad leader, instead of worrying about this, you should be thinking about the fact that there are only you and Wang Tai left in the second team. Wang Tai is a techie, so rounding it up, there is only you left in the second team. In your days alone, you must remember to be elegant."

Li Dongze: ""

Jiang Jingwei will definitely not stay in the second team after becoming a Saint.

Senior Teng Yuan is an anti-roll fighter, the king of lying flat, never punching in at work, no, never going to work.

Zhang Yuanqing continued:

"Also, I have a favor to ask you."

Li Dongze put away the bleakness of "The wind is rustling, the Yi River is cold," and asked in a deep voice:

"In my name, apply to the organization to revoke the wanted order for 'A good minister chooses his lord and dies,' and entrust the boxing champion to spread the news in the underground black market that he has turned to the official side and killed everyone in the evil camp." Zhang Yuanqing said. "Did he offend you in the instance?"

"No, I just want to try to force him to a dead end."

Then go to rely on Kou Beiyue, and then let Kou Beiyue introduce this person to see Master Wuhen.

Finding an evil profession that is wholeheartedly good is Master Wuhen's entrustment to him.

Zhang Yuanqing knew that the little fatty was from the Void Sect, a key training target of the Southern Sect, but the high-level officials of the Southern Sect trusted him, which did not mean that the evil professions in the middle and lower levels believed him.

It doesn't mean that other evil professions believe him either.

The evil professions who died in the killing instance all have bosses, friends, and lovers in reality, and there will always be radical people among these people.

No, most evil professions are radical.

When they hear the rumors, they will inevitably hate the little fatty, even assassinate him.

Anyway, it doesn't matter if they kill the wrong person. Do evil professions still care about killing the innocent by mistake?

Wait until his situation becomes bad, and then Kou Beiyue will throw out an olive branch. As for whether he can win people over, it doesn't matter.

There are some things that he doesn't do, and Master Wuhen will not blame him, but the goodwill will come to an end.

There are some things that, even if they are not successful, as long as you do them, your attitude is in place.

After a while, let Kou Beiyue contact that guy to find out if the rumors have worked. They must have exchanged contact information. Zhang Yuanqing hailed a taxi on the roadside and prepared to go home.

Kou Beiyue's betrayal was a later thing. Since he has recognized his boss, how could the little fatty not ask for contact information?

Wuhen Hotel.

Kou Beiyue straightened his back and stood in the ancient temple hall, saying, "The course of events is like this."

In front of Master Wuhen, Kou Beiyue changed from a little wolfdog to a little milk dog, restraining his arrogance and chuunibyou, not daring to act presumptuously.

Kou Beiyue secretly looked at Master Wuhen's back. Except for gathering the followers to preach every three months and guide everyone to be good, Master Wuhen never sees anyone.

Except for Little Round!

He didn't expect that Master Wuhen would deliberately ask him about Yuanshi Tianzun's points.

The back figure in the blue monastic robe sat withered for a long time, and slowly said:

"So that's the case, then it's not surprising."

Little Round frowned and said, "Master, what do you mean by this?"

Master Wuhen's voice, suppressing pain, echoed in the hall:

"There are very few existences who can freely enter and exit the instance, unless they were born in the instance, that is an ancient Day-Traveling God."

Ancient Day-Traveling God? Born in the instance? Little Round suddenly understood. Because of this special nature, he was able to enter the killing instance.

However, she still couldn't figure out how Yuanshi Tianzun summoned a boss of this level.

Speaking of which, Kou Beiyue has been back to reality for a whole morning, and that kid hasn't even sent her a message.

After entering the killing instance, he suddenly became indifferent.

Little Round was a little angry.

At this time, Master Wuhen said again, "Beiyue, that 'Good Minister Chooses His Lord and Murders,' is also an Illusionist. Do you think his character is not evil?"

Kou Beiyue nodded vigorously.

As an Enchantment Demon, he can tell the difference between good and bad people.

"Does Master want to convert him?" Kou Beiyue shook his head and said:

"That guy is a key training target of the Southern Sect of the Void Sect, he will not join us."

Master Wuhen heard the words and stopped talking. ps: Fix typos later.