Mai Bao Xiao Lang Jun
Chapter 201 Surrounded by Yuanshi Tianzun
A sea of black heads maintained a silent stillness, eyes fixed on the figure on the screen, pissing in public.
Faces were stiff, stunned, or surprised, all frozen in place.
At first, when Yuanshi Tianzun pulled down the Yin corpse's pants, the scene erupted in an uproar, like a pot boiling over.
But before everyone could calm down, he was publicly relieving himself again.
How could he do such a thing?
You're Yuanshi Tianzun, the poster child for the official extraordinary stage! With so many people watching, how could you relieve yourself without any psychological pressure?
Don't you care about face? Doesn't the government care about face?
But when Yuanshi Tianzun self-reported, and when the heroic spirits in the sky sent down punishment, the biggest feeling everyone had was—a small knife cutting the butt, an eye-opener!
"Holy shit, you can do that?!"
Someone shouted, breaking the silence, and a tidal wave of noise erupted from the audience.
"If I'm not mistaken, Yuanshi Tianzun just tested several rules. Reporting the Yin corpse didn't work, but reporting himself did. A sting operation style of reporting will succeed. Too strong, this is the efficiency and thinking of a top genius."
"Awesome, really fucking awesome. Among the top eight, only Yuanshi Tianzun has figured out the reporting rules. This is the difference. An S-level clearance player is just different from the others."
"Looking at it this way, the difference between Tianxia Guihuo and Yuanshi Tianzun is immediately apparent. He might be a master among ordinary Lingjing Xingzhe, but the gap is obvious in front of a true top powerhouse."
"Using this method to test the rules, his thought process is so strange, I, I really don't know what to say. Yuanshi Tianzun is worthy of being Yuanshi Tianzun."
Tianxia Guihuo has quite a reputation in clearing dungeons, and because he's a Fire Master, he seems even more extraordinary.
Before this, although everyone thought Yuanshi Tianzun was stronger than Tianxia Guihuo, they didn't really have a concept of how much stronger, or in what aspects.
The first level was a personal show for the suspects, and Tianxia Guihuo didn't have the opportunity to show his talent. It wasn't until the second level started that everyone stood on the same starting line, with the same rules and the same situation.
In just a few minutes, Yuanshi Tianzun figured out several rules.
"Shred, if he has the ability, don't hide! Piss openly! I'll lose if I even blink!"
"What a pity, Elder, Elder, can you adjust the angle? We want 360 degrees."
"Yeah, yeah, we're very interested in Yuanshi Tianzun's size."
Proper girls were embarrassed and shy, while the experienced drivers were excited and red-faced, all demanding to see.
This was Yuanshi Tianzun!
"Mom, Mom, if you cover my eyes again, I'm going to get angry..."
Xie Lingxi was furious, struggling in her mother's arms.
Xie's mother maintained her posture of holding her daughter captive, stretching her neck to stare at the image, a look of regret on her face:
"You can't see anything, how boring... Baby, you're not an adult yet, Mommy is protecting you."
Xie Lingxi was both regretful and gratified. Regretful that she missed the opportunity to see Yuanshi's brother's size, gratified that hussies like her mother, and more hussies, couldn't take advantage of Yuanshi's brother.
On the other side, the Queen leaned close to Guan Ya's ear and whispered:
"I suddenly remembered what I saw in Yin-Yang Town last time, it was a deep impression."
Guan Ya "Heh"ed: "Yes, yes, among those few caterpillars, his was the most substantial."
The Queen said with regret, "It's a pity he's hiding it well this time, we can't see it."
Guan Ya: "Once is enough, how many times do you want to see it? Do you want to sleep with him?"
Seen it once? Listening to the two women's whispers, Fu Qingyang's mouth twitched. At the same time, he solemnly considered whether or not to expel Yuanshi Tianzun from the White Tiger Guards.
The number of Lingjing Xingzhe present was about 80% of the official members. There's no need to doubt the heat and spread. Yuanshi doing this kind of thing, you can imagine, after today, Yuanshi Tianzun's indecent operation will spread throughout the entire Five Elements Alliance and Taiyi Sect.
There can't be a guy with a notorious reputation in the White Tiger Guards!
In a certain audience seat, Bill Tarantino turned to look at Annie, this woman widened her blue eyes, with a look of regret.
When Yuanshi Tianzun unzipped his pants just now, her eyes popped out, staring straight at the image.
Zhu Rong was also very disappointed. She chose male favorites not only based on looks, but also based on a multi-faceted assessment. Yuanshi Tianzun, as a favorite prey, she naturally wanted to assess other aspects.
Zhu Rong's expression was seen by the young male favorite, and the young man with delicate features snorted angrily in his heart: It's probably a small, broken root.
_The Sky is Falling_
On the elder's seat, a group of elders were silent.
After a long time, the White Tiger Soldier Elder, wearing armor, forcibly praised:
"Without an image burden, his thinking is unique. In order to figure out the rules, he can make great sacrifices. Yuanshi Tianzun's approach is commendable."
"This child is really..."
That's what they said, "but this is a competition, we must pay attention to the impact."
"He still has some sense of propriety, knowing to avoid it a bit. Speaking of which, the images were designed by the Alliance Leaders, and we have no control. If Yuanshi Tianzun repeats his old tricks..."
"This... Among our official outstanding young people, such as Fu Qingyang, Jiang Ju, and those Ghost Kings, all pay attention to their image. Yuanshi Tianzun is a little different."
"What's this? You haven't seen him kowtow to you." The speaker was a teddy bear.
Sun Elder interrupted them unhappily: "It's fine as long as he can win. Why bother so much? Yuanshi is a bit of a swindler."
"So you admit you're confused?" A Water God Palace Elder sneered.
"You..." Elder Sun was speechless, suddenly feeling a little sad.
Has it already spread to the elder level?
Ancient city ruins.
These few rules are very simple, if you can't understand them, other players will be able to figure them out after using them once, so they must be used at a critical moment... Zhang Yuanqing pondered the pros and cons of the rules.
If I jerk off in public, although I can report my opponent, my opponent can also report me. It's a lose-lose tactic, but I have more points, so a mutually harmful tactic is feasible.
It's just that the competition is broadcast live, there are too many viewers. As someone who has been socially accustomed since childhood (accompanying his uncle in embarrassing dances in public), he certainly wouldn't be too embarrassed, but he also has to consider the impact.
I can use the Yin corpse to do this. If I'm forced to, I'll go on myself.
Also, since public urination is a violation, spitting anywhere should also be within the scope of reporting.
"The core rule of the Great Reporting Era is: trumped-up charges and sanctimony."
"There's no need to induce opponents, just observe. No one can be a saint and not make any mistakes. Whoever says dirty words, whoever does anything slightly wrong, just report them frantically, and it will definitely succeed."
Zhang Yuanqing finished thinking, led the Yin corpse, and began to search for opponents aimlessly.
With his current strength, if he uses all his cards, he can take down any opponent outside the top three within three minutes.
For other players, the strategy of this battle is very clear. First, find teammates to form an alliance, second, find battle armor, and third, find a way to lure others into making mistakes and then report them.
But for Zhang Yuanqing, forming an alliance can be omitted, at least it's not the first demand. Since the highest scorer is the public enemy, then the most advantageous way for him is to eliminate the enemy as soon as possible and reduce the threat.
The sky was gloomy, shrouded in leaden clouds.
The wind whistling in the ruins was a bit cold, blowing the green weeds among the rocks.
This city has been abandoned for some years. The flagstones on both sides of the main road are covered with black mud. Only the slightly raised center of the road stubbornly reveals the cracks in the flagstones. Zhang Yuanqing and the Yin corpse kept a distance of fifty meters, letting Undead No. 1 swagger forward, while he himself used the broken walls and ruins to hide his figure and follow quietly.
After walking for more than ten minutes, he could hardly see a complete house, only ruins and cobweb dust, a scene of desolation and decay.
Houses with blue brick and wood structures are most vulnerable to the erosion of time.
"Calculating the time, half an hour is almost up."
Zhang Yuanqing simply let the Yin corpse stop, hid in an abandoned house, and waited quietly. After another five or six minutes, suddenly, a burst of brilliant light shot into the sky, straight into the clouds, stirring the dark clouds.
"Not far, about two hundred meters away from me..."
Zhang Yuanqing's eyes lit up, and he immediately drove the Yin corpse towards the location where the treasure light lit up, and he followed from afar.
Before long, through the Yin corpse's vision, he saw a large section of the collapsed inner city wall. Above the ruined city gate tower, a dark chest armor was floating.
The soaring treasure light was emitted by the chest armor.
Zhang Yuanqing manipulated the Yin corpse to rush towards the ruins, to seize the chest armor.
"Whoosh!"
When the Yin corpse was less than ten meters away from the chest armor, a fireball compressed to the extreme crashed from the side.
The running Yin corpse couldn't dodge, and blocked with his arms. The fireball exploded in his chest, setting off layers of fire waves and stirring up the dust on the ground.
In the scattered flames, a tall figure, with the demeanor of an athlete and the temperament of a thug, and sharp eyes, materialized.
Fire Adept!
In mid-air, Tianxia Guihuo spread his palm, and the surrounding flames seemed to have life, actively gathering, and soon condensed into a fireball exuding high temperature.
Tianxia Guihuo descended, his palm pressed against the Yin corpse's chest, and there was another "boom" of explosion. The violent air wave pushed the two away, and Tianxia Guihuo used the thrust generated by the explosion to float towards the chest armor.
"Bang bang!"
Gunshots rang out, and two dark red fire lines flashed by.
Tianxia Guihuo didn't dodge. As a level 3 Fire Master, he had extremely strong fire resistance. Yuanshi Tianzun's pistol, which came with a burst effect, would at most cause him minor injuries.
As long as he could get the chest armor, what did a little injury matter?
Ding! Ding!
Two sharp sounds, accompanied by dazzling sparks, the floating chest armor was knocked away by bullets.
Zhang Yuanqing's goal was not the opponent, but this item.
After knocking the armor away, he immediately entered Night Wanderer, rushing towards the item while giving the Yin corpse attack instructions.
"Nan zui~"
From the broken vocal cords of Undead No. 1, a beast-like roar sounded. It hunched its back, sprinted briefly, and then jumped three zhang high, smashing itself towards Tianxia Guihuo.
The shadow enveloped him, Tianxia Guihuo's muscles suddenly swelled, and flames burst out on his body. He lowered his upper body, supported himself on the ground with his right hand, and kicked his right leg fiercely towards the sky.
Undead No. 1 took a hard kick, without defense, without knowing pain, his hands clasped the kicked leg, and his fist smashed towards the knee.
During the close combat between the two, Zhang Yuanqing had already arrived next to the chest armor. It fell into the pile of rocks, and just as he was about to bend down to pick it up, a melodious singing voice suddenly came:
"Look over here, handsome guy on the opposite side, look over here, look over here, the performance here is wonderful~"
Strangely, Zhang Yuanqing became strongly interested in the singing woman, and the chest armor under his feet was no longer appealing.
He followed his body's instincts and turned his head to look over.
A dozen meters away, a hazy, graceful figure was twisting in a hot dance, singing a melodious song.
This was a female spirit body, but it mixed in the aura of other professions, not pure enough.
On the other side, Tianxia Guihuo also failed to resist the temptation, turned his head to look over, and was beaten hard by Undead No. 1. A Muse? A tone-deaf's item? Zhang Yuanqing bit his tongue lightly, using the pain to stimulate his spirit, forcibly breaking free from the control of the Musician.
When he looked down, he found that the chest armor had disappeared.
A hazy figure, holding the chest armor high, quickly floated towards the half city wall in the distance.
A youth with a feminine appearance walked out from behind the wall. His left hand, wearing various bracelets, was holding a black bamboo flute.
He took the chest armor offered by the Muse with his other hand and shouted to Tianxia Guihuo:
"I got it!"
Tianxia Guihuo "Heh"ed: "Very good, do as planned, stop Yuanshi Tianzun."
After saying that, he somersaulted back, avoided Undead No. 1's attack, lowered his dantian, and roared:
"Yuanshi Tianzun is here!"
The sound echoed in the ruins.
"Tsk!"
Zhang Yuanqing couldn't help but swear.
At this moment, the other players must have been attracted by the treasure light, and must be nearby. They aimed to seize the chest armor, and would travel at full speed, but Tianxia Guihuo's shout was likely to change the strategy of the other players and ambush him nearby. In this way, he was likely to encounter an ambush on his retreat.
"I have to leave quickly..."
The thought flashed through his mind, and he immediately recalled Undead No. 1, wanting to take it and leave with Night Wanderer.
Seeing this, flames rose around Tianxia Guihuo, turning into a stream of fire and shooting towards the Yin corpse, desperately trying to delay it. And the graceful female Muse twisted her body again, danced a hot dance, and at the same time made a beautiful singing voice:
"Look over here, handsome guy on the opposite side, look over here, look over here~"
Zhang Yuanqing's mind buzzed, and he was attracted by the singing again, but this time, he had prepared in advance and bit the tip of his tongue, the pain allowed him to resist part of the temptation.
Then, Zhang Yuanqing raised his gun and pulled the trigger at Huai Yinzhi (Tone-Deaf).
The Tone-Deaf retreated behind the city wall. With a puff, the bullet exploded a deep pit in the wall, and rubble splashed.
The strong control of the support is really annoying. If I could use the Vajra Pestle to purify it, that would be great... Zhang Yuanqing quickly changed his plan, ignored the Tone-Deaf, entered Night Wanderer, and killed Tianxia Guihuo.
I can't get entangled, first cooperate with the Yin corpse to repel this intelligent Fire Master, and then take the Yin corpse away.
Seeing Zhang Yuanqing disappear, the Tone-Deaf instinctively became alert, while Tianxia Guihuo shouted:
"Play the flute, his target is me!"
After shouting, he resisted Undead No. 1's straight punch, borrowed strength to retreat.
The Tone-Deaf heard this and decisively put the flute to her lips.
"Ming ming~"
A mournful and low flute sound floated up, like steel needles piercing the soul, bringing a splitting headache.
Hmph, what's the use of a lose-lose tactic? Zhang Yuanqing was forced to exit Night Wanderer, while covering his head, he issued a retreat command to the Yin corpse.
Undead No. 1 obediently stopped chasing the Fire Master and turned around to run wildly.
Suddenly, on the route where Undead No. 1 was running wildly, a green vine whipped over, like a tentacle, entangling its ankle.
Undead No. 1 broke free with violence.
But more and more green vines grew out of the ground, entangling Undead No. 1's ankles, legs, neck, and wrists. Dozens of vines straightened, competing with the Yin corpse.
Among the clusters of wildly growing vines, Qing Songzi stood with his hands behind his back.
At the same time, several other figures arrived, namely Zhao Chenghuang and Yuan Ting, who were carrying Yin corpses, and the Land God wearing leather clothes and leather pants.
Except for Sun Miaomiao, who was the farthest away, the six players arrived smoothly and surrounded Yuanshi Tianzun.